Prejudice is just ignorance.

—Blaine to Kurt, Never Been Kissed

You can refuse to be the victim.

—Blaine to Kurt, Never Been Kissed

I ran, Kurt. I didn't stand up. I let bullies chase me away, and it is something that I really, really regret.

—Blaine to Kurt, Never Been Kissed

Courage.

—Blaine to Kurt, Never Been Kissed

You're not alone.

—Blaine to Karofsky, Never Been Kissed

Well, he's not coming out anytime soon.

—Blaine to Kurt about Karofsky, Never Been Kissed

Blaine: I was just talking about the Buckeyes; I'm a college football fan. I like sports too, you know.
Kurt: Oh, way to break the stereotype!

—Blaine and Kurt, The Substitute

Kurt: Has anyone read Patti LuPone's new book?
Blaine: (looks confused) ...I'm kidding! Of course I have!
Kurt: You scared me so much there!

—Blaine and Kurt, The Substitute

People have been celebrating Valentine's Day for centuries, and call me a hopeless romantic, but it's my favorite holiday. I think there's something really great about a day where you're encouraged to just lay it all on the line and say to somebody: "I'm in love with you!"

—Blaine to Kurt, Silly Love Songs

Blaine: Eurgh. Don't they have anything here that isn't covered with stupid little hearts? Gross.
Kurt: Well you've certainly changed your tune.
Blaine: I don't think I've EVER made that big a fool of myself, which is really saying something because I've performed in theme parks!

—-Blaine and Kurt, Silly Love Songs

If he and I got married, the Gap would give me a 50% discount.

—Blaine to Kurt about Jeremiah, Silly Love Songs

I don't think I've ever made that big a fool out of myself. Which is really saying something because I've performed at theme parks.

—Blaine to Kurt, Silly Love Songs

Wow, I really am clueless. I don't know what I'm doing. The truth is, I've never really been anyone's boyfriend.

—Blaine to Kurt, Silly Love Songs

I really, really care about you.

—Blaine to Kurt, Silly Love Songs

Kurt: So, it's just like "When Harry Met Sally," but I get to play Meg Ryan.
Blaine: Deal. (Pause) Don't they get together in the end?

—Blaine and Kurt, Silly Love Songs

Blaine: Hey! It's so cool that you and Kurt are BROTHERS! Right? Brothers. Wow. Awesome your so tall!
Kurt: Having fun Blaine?
Blaine: Yes! Best Party Ever!

—Blaine and Kurt to Finn, Blame It on the Alcohol

I would say, "Bye," but I wouldn't want to make you angry.

—Blaine to Kurt, Blame It on the Alcohol

Yep. I'm gay. 100% gay. Thanks so much for clearing that up, Rachel.

—Blaine (after kissing Rachel), Blame It on the Alcohol

Blaine: We've got to hold an emergency meeting.
Kurt: Why?
Blaine: Weren't you listening? The judges at Regionals have their eye out for something new, which means...the Warblers' have got to do something sexified!

—Blaine and Kurt, Sexy

Blaine: Are you okay? You kept making those weird faces the whole song.
Kurt: Those weren't weird faces, those were my sexy faces.
Blaine: It just looked like you were having gas pains, or something.
Kurt: Great.

—Blaine and Kurt, Sexy

Hang on to your bobby socks girls, 'cause we're about to rock your world.

—Blaine, Sexy

Do you think my dad built a car with me because he loves cars? I think he did it because he thought getting my hands dirty might make me straight.

—Blaine to Burt, Sexy

Kurt, there is a moment where you say to yourself – 'Oh, there you are. I've been looking for you forever.' Watching you do 'Blackbird' this week, that was a moment for me - about you. You move me, Kurt, and this duet would just be an excuse to spend more time with you.

—Blaine to Kurt, Original Song

Kurt: Yeah, I just really, really wanted to win.
Blaine: You did win. So did I. We got each other out of all this. That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think?

—Blaine and Kurt, Original Song

Would you just give it up? You can live whatever lie you want but don't pretend the three of us don't know what's really going on here.

—Blaine to Karofsky, A Night of Neglect

You're a really horrible person, you know that?

—Blaine to Sandy Ryerson, A Night of Neglect

Blaine: I'm crazy about you
Kurt: So...I'll take that as a yes?
Blaine: Yes. You and I are going to prom together.

—Blaine and Kurt, Prom Queen

Burt: I looked like Tony Orlando.
Blaine: Was that a designer?

—Blaine and Burt, Prom Queen

Blaine: May I have this dance?
Kurt: Yes. Yes, you may.

—Blaine and Kurt, Prom Queen

Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: I love you too.

—Kurt and Blaine, New York

I came here for me, because I can't stand to be apart from the person I love.

—Blaine to Kurt, The Purple Piano Project

You always zig when I think you're about to zag and I-I just, I love that about you.

—Blaine to Kurt, Asian F

No it's not, it's hot

—Blaine to Kurt, The First Time

Roxy music makes me want to build a time machine just so I can go back to the 70's and give Bryan Ferry a high five.

—Blaine to Kurt, The First Time

Kurt: I'm just wondering, have you ever had the urge just to rip off each other's clothes and, get dirty?
Blaine: Er, yeah, but that's why they invented masturbation.
Kurt: It's so hot in this room, can we, can we open up a window?
Blaine: Hey, I'm serious! We're young, we're in high school, and yeah, we have urges, but whatever we do I, I wanna make sure that you're comfortable, so that I can be comfortable. And besides, tearing off all of your clothes is sort of a tall order.
Kurt: Because of the layers?
Blaine: Because of the layers.

—Blaine and Kurt, The First Time

After being bullied for a long time, I took up boxing. I started the Dalton Branch of Fight Club which I obviously can't talk about.

—Blaine to Finn, Hold on to Sixteen

Screw Optimus Prime...

—Blaine to Cooper, Big Brother

Blaine: Well for starters, Kurt has a tendency to snap his fingers at wait staff. The cheesecake is on its way Kurt, you don't have to snap your fingers. It's not gonna make it come any faster!
Kurt: Okay I hear you and it's something i'm willing to work on.
Blaine: But also please stop slipping bronzer into my moisturizer.
Kurt: You look good with a little color...
Blaine: I only use lotion on my hands! It's weird if a person just has tan hands!

—Blaine and Kurt, Dance With Somebody

You are the love of my life Kurt.

—Blaine, Dance with Somebody

Oh god no....no more candles...

—Blaine, Choke

I’ll just pretend to be an ice sculpture if Brittany sees me, and then she’ll just pass me by

—Blaine to Kurt about avoiding Brittany's hair gel ban at prom, Prom-asaurus

You've never seen my hair without gel before, it's baby-hair fine, I'm going to look like Medusa!

—Blaine to Kurt and Rachel, Prom-A-Saurus

You know how hard long distance relationships can be, we both saw the Notebook.

—Blaine to Kurt, Goodbye.

I don't want to see you go, but i can't stand to see you stay here. It's killing you and that's killing me.

—Blaine to Kurt, The New Rachel.

We don't lip synch in glee.

—Blaine to Brittany, Britney 2.0

We talk and Skype and text as much as possible, but the only time we’re really in sync is when we’re hate-watching Treme together.

—Blaine, Makeover

I came to McKinley for Kurt. That's it. and now he's gone and even with Glee Club. I just... I feel really really alone.

—Blaine, Makeover

Do you remember when you first started dating Santana and I started dating Kurt? Back before everyone was so busy and so far away? Things were so much simpler. We had so much more hope and innocence. Everyday was just like Valentines' Day.

—Blaine to Brittany, The Break-Up

It doesn't matter who I was with Kurt. What matters is that I was by myself. I needed you. I needed you around and you weren't there. And I was lonely and I'm... I am really sorry.

—Blaine to Kurt, The Break-Up

Blaine: Grease is a romance and how can I play any of the scenes if I have ruined mine. I don't think I would be able to play the truth of Danny Zuko. Thank you for letting me audition but I.. I just can't.
Artie: Oh Wait! Is there any part you think you could play?
Blaine: I dont think so. Maybe... Maybe Teen Angel, It's only one scene but probably not.

—Blaine and Artie, The Role You Were Born to Play

It was a guy that friended me on Facebook. And I went over to his place because I felt like Kurt was moving on with his life and I wasn't a part of it. And I got to thinking that maybe Kurt and I weren't meant for each other, that we weren't supposed to spend the rest of our lives together. But the horrible thing is, right after I did it, I knew we were.

—Blaine to Sam, Dynamic Duets

They’ll have to forfeit and we’ll win. Glee club is back. Blam!

—Blaine, Sadie Hawkins