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Bree's Quotations are the quotations made by Bree, portrayed by Erinn Westbrook.

Season Five

Bree: Oh, hi, Kitty! Can I talk to you for a second? I was so psyched that a fellow Cheerio was nominated for prom queen.
Kitty: Thanks Bree.
Bree: And then I heard that you were not going to campaign for it; and instead, you were throwing your support to that Asian girl from Glee Club because you thought it was "her turn." Now If that's true, you might want to tie yourself down, because this is going to be a rough ride. I just want to remind you that a Cheerio has not won a Prom Queen for several years now. We've had Prom Queens from Glee Club, including the Jewish girl and a gay dude. And if we are not careful, I swear to God that were gonna have a black transsexual named Unique as Prom Queen before we have a Cheerio as prom queen. Now I know you're thinking to yourself: "But OMG, Bree I love the Asian girl from Glee Club." Well punch yourself in the face so I don't have to. I do not give a flying fart, and the Cheerios do not give a flying fart, about how much you love your sisters from Glee Club. You have 51 weeks out of the year to love your sisters from Glee Club, and this week is not - I repeat, NOT - one of them. This week is about winning Prom Queen for Cheerios, and that's not gonna happen if you're off campaigning for Kimchi Cohen-Barf or whoever. Are you an idiot Kitty? That's not a rhetorical question. I literally want you to tell me if you're mentally slow so I can be sure you're not nominated for future prom courts.

—Bree and Kitty, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds


Bree: Break it down. You hate Tina, don't you?
Dottie: I do wish she'd hurry up and graduate already.
Bree: How would you like to be on the Cheerios!?

—Bree and Dottie, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds


Come on, everyone knows Dottie Kazatori, Tina Cohen-Chang's personal slave.

Bree to Dottie, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds

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