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Stoner Brett
General Information
Gender:	Male
Age:	17-18
Hair Color:	Ginger
Occupation(s):	Student
Family & Friends
Relationships:	Dottie Kazatori (crush; sadie hawkins date)
Friends:	Dottie Kazatori
Enemies:	Azimio
Other Information
Interests:	Drugs Cook
Education:	William McKinley High School
Weaknesses:	Drugs
Series Information
First appearance:	The Substitute
Portrayer:	Ryan Heinke

Stoner Brett is a recurring character on Glee, who made his first appearance in the Season Two episode, The Substitute. He currently is a student of the William McKinley High School and appears to use drugs.

Contents 1 Biography 1.1 Season Two 1.1.1 The Substitute 1.1.2 Born This Way 1.1.3 Rumours 1.2 Season Three 1.2.1 Mash Off 1.2.2 Saturday Night Glee-ver 1.3 Season Four 1.3.1 The New Rachel 1.3.2 Britney 2.0 1.3.3 Makeover 1.3.4 Dynamic Duets 1.3.5 Sadie Hawkins 1.3.6 Shooting Star 2 Songs 2.1 Unreleased Songs 3 Trivia 4 Quotes 5 Gallery 6 Comments

Biography

Season Two

The Substitute

He is seen in Kurt's English class. Brett appears to be high on drugs and Kurt remarks he smells homeless.

Born This Way

Brett was being bullied by Azimio who was asking for his pants. Karofsky and Santana intervene as The Bully Whips.

Rumours

He was a member of The Muckraker. Mr. Schue says hello to him as he leaves the classroom.

Season Three

Mash Off

He makes a brief appearance when Brittany is seen handing out balloons for her presidential campaign. When she promises to repair water fountains and instate "robot teachers," Brett gets excited and exclaims that he's "always wanted one!"

Saturday Night Glee-ver

Santana is sitting in the library while the whole school is buzzing about her sex tape "2 girls, 1 cat" and Brett tells her that she "makes a cat emptying the dishwasher look sexy" then he tells her that he loves her.

Season Four

The New Rachel

He joins the auditions for Glee Club but he wasn't able to make the team due to his poor singing abilities. New Directions looked completely disappointed during his performance. Stoner Brett must have been rejected, since Marley is stated to have been the only aspirant to be accepted.

Britney 2.0

Brett was in the audience with the rest of the school, at the pep-rally where the New Directions performed Gimme More. He followed Kitty by starting to boo them, as she pointed out Brittany was lip-syncing.

Makeover

In the episode, the Makeover, Stoner Brett is seen at the Senior Class Presidential Campaign. He is seen yelling out at the beginning. Sam and Blaine, Brittany and Artie debate against each other. When Artie speaks for his side, Brett is seen with a bored expression as Artie's words drone on. When Sam goes shirtless and strips, Brett and everyone else in the auditorium goes crazy. When Brittany says that she'll make everyone at McKinley stay at school, even for the weekends, and be at school together as friends because they love the school, everyone groans and Stoner Brett gets up and leaves the debate with annoyance.

Dynamic Duets

Brett can be seen in a flashback, making fun of Jake with his friends while he's passing them by.

Sadie Hawkins

Brett goes to the Sadie Hawkins dance and gets invited to dance by Dottie. They're shown dancing together during I Only Have Eyes For You. At the end of the episode, he is mentioned by Dottie, saying he has baked some brownies which she can't stop eating (implying they are made with an addictive drug).

Shooting Star

In Shooting Star he was a part of the Astronomy Club and was part of the meeting led by Brittany. He was glad that the comet was false and that they're all safe but when Brittany announces the disbandment of the club, he is disappointed as it was his community service. 

Songs

Unreleased Songs

Season Four:

Trivia

• It can be implied that Brett is a frequent drug user. This is made evident when the credits of "Saturday Night Glee-ver" list him as "Stoner Brett." He signs his name on the New Directions sign-up list as "Stoner Brett" too.
• He wrote a song called Busters Get Popped and used it to audition for the New Directions.
• Dottie invited him to the Sadie Hawkins dance and he gave her some brownies with drugs.
• It is revealed in one of the Glee PS' that Stoner Brett is paid by Kitty to use the T-Mobile to record the New Directions and specific moments so Kitty and Sue can view it. 

Quotes

“	Brett: Are you on anything, 'cause this is trippy. Kurt: You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.	”
—Brett and Kurt Hummel, The Substitute

“	Brett: You make a cat emptying the dishwasher look sexy. I love you, Santana Lopez.	”
—Brett to Santana Lopez, Saturday Night Glee-ver

“	Brett: Separation of powers! Whoo!	”
—Brett, Makeover

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