Finn:
Hey, Janet.

Rachel:
Yes Brad?

Finn:
I've got something to say.

Rachel:
Uh-huh?

Finn:
I really loved the... skillful way
you beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet!

Rachel:
Uh! Oh, Brad.

Finn:
The river was deep, but I swam it (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Janet).
The future is ours, so let's plan it (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Janet).
So please don't tell me to can it (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Janet).
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...

The road was long but I ran it. (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it. (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it. (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker.
There's three ways that love can grow:
That's good, bad, or mediocre.
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so.

Rachel:
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had! (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Oh, Brad)
Now we're engaged, and I'm so glad. (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Oh, Brad)
That you've met Mum and you know Dad. (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Oh, Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad I'm mad for you too...
Oh, Brad!

Finn:
Oh... dammit!

Rachel:
I'm mad,

Finn:
Oh, Janet!

Rachel:
For you.

Finn:
I love you too.

Both:
There's one thing left to do.
Ah-ooh!

Finn:
And that's go see the man who began it. (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Janet)
When we met in his science exam, it (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic. (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Janet)
There's one thing to say and that's,
Dammit, Janet, I love you...
Dammit Janet.

Rachel:
Oh Brad, I'm mad.

Finn:
Dammit Janet.

Both:
I love you!