Jane:
I just love fashion.

Lea:
There's a brand new dance but I don't know its name
That people from bad homes do again and again
It's big and it's bland full of tension and fear
They do it over there but we don't do it here

All:
Fashion!

Lea:
Turn to the left

All:
Fashion!

Lea:
Turn to the right

All:
Oooh, fashion!
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town
Beep-beep (echoed 4 times).
Beep-beep (echoed 4 times)

Lea:
Listen to me

Dianna:
Don't listen to me

Lea:
Talk to me

Dianna:
Don't talk to me

Lea:
Dance with me

Dianna:
Don't dance with me, no

Lea with the cast:
Beep-beep (echoed 4 times)

Lea:
There's a brand new talk, but it's not very clear
Oooh, bop
That people from good homes are talking this year
Oooh bop!
It's loud and tasteless and I've heard it before
Oooh bop!
You shout it while you're dancing on the whole dance floor
Oh bop, fashion!

All:
Fashion!

Lea:
Turn to the left!

All:
Fashion!

Lea:
Right!

All:
Fashion!
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town
Beep-beep (echoed 4 times)

Lea:
Listen to me

Dianna:
Don't listen to me

Lea:
Talk to me

Dianna:
Don't talk to me

Lea:
Dance with me

Dianna:
Don't dance with me

Dianna & Lea:
No

The Cast:
Beep-beep (echoed 4 times)

Lea with the Cast:
Oh, bop, do do do do
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
Oh, bop, do do do do
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
La la la la la la la la
Oh, bop, do do do do
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion (Ooh yea-ah)
Fashion (echoed 5 times)!

Jane:
Now get out and shop!