Karofsky's Quotations are the quotations made by David Karofsky, portrayed by Max Adler.
Season One[]
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Oh, I've wanted to do that ever since fifth grade, when you made fun of me for getting pubes! Now that you've joined 'Lullaby League' and insperminated the Queen of the Chastity Ball and dropped below us hockey dudes on the food chain? It's open season! |
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—Dave Karofsky (to Finn), Mash-Up |
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How do you spell loser? I'm going to write it on his forehead! |
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—Dave Karofsky (to Finn), Mattress |
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Dave: Hey, Ms. Sylvester! Let's get physical! |
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—Dave Karofsky and Sue, Bad Reputation |
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You dress all freaky and then you rub it everybody's faces. I don't want to look at it all day! It's weird; it makes my eyes tired. |
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And you know what, Fancy? You don't need an appointment at Supercuts. They love walk-ins! |
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Season Two[]
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Dave: You want a piece of the Fury? |
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Kurt: Hey, you! I am talking you! |
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Is this your boyfriend, Kurt? |
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—Dave Karofsky to Kurt about Blaine, Never Been Kissed |
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'Sup, Homo? (wink) |
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Maybe he likes me. |
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—Dave Karofsky (about why Kurt would make up bullying), Furt |
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Will: Let's put a little life into it. |
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It's gonna be awesome! |
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—Dave Karofsky to the Hockey Team (describing the Thriller/Heads Will Roll performance), The Sue Sylvester Shuffle |
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This is high school. People's memories for good stuff lasts about as long as their Facebook status. |
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Why are you doing this? |
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All I can say is that Santana has really helped me to see the light. She showed me all these stories online about kids jumping off of bridges and hanging themselves because they were being bullied so bad. I couldn't believe someone could make another person feel that awful. But she helped me accept that I was one of those bad people, and I don't want to be anymore. |
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Remember... you wait for me here, alright? |
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—Dave Karofsky to Kurt, Prom Queen |
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I’m so freaking sorry, Kurt... I’m just... I’m so sorry for what I did to you. |
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—Dave Karofsky (to Kurt), Prom Queen |
Season Three[]
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It's like you said on Valentine's Day. I made your life a living hell for months. But when the same thing happened to me, I couldn't even take it for a week. |
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—Dave Karofsky to Kurt, On My Way |
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Kurt: You lean over your partner and you say... |
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—Dave Karofsky to Kurt, On My Way |