Jake's Quotations are the quotations made by Jake Puckerman, portrayed by Jacob Artist.
Season Four[]
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Will: I wanted to talk to you about your audition. |
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—Will and Jake, The New Rachel |
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Will: I know your brother, Jake. Puckerman. |
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—Will and Jake, The New Rachel |
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I get it. Now that you know I'm related to your boy I'm good enough for your stupid club? |
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—Jake to Will, The New Rachel |
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I'm protesting that class on religious grounds. They make you dissect the pig and I'm kosher. |
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—Jake to Will about Mr. McCarthy's physiology class, Britney 2.0 |
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Jake: Glee club is so lame. What does Shyster have you guys singing? |
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—Jake and Marley, Britney 2.0 |
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Jake: What song is it? |
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—Jake and Marley, Britney 2.0 |
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Jake: This is garbage. Those guys suck and I'm the one being dragged to see Figgins? |
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—Jake, Will and Puck after Jake's fight with Phil and Bobby, Britney 2.0 |
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You look more like dad than I do. |
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—Jake to Puck, Britney 2.0 |
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I get these feelings sometimes to punch someone or steal a cop car or kiss someone, and I hear Glee club might help them go away. |
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—Jake to Marley, Britney 2.0 |
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I cannot believe you got this part over me. |
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Let me ask you a question. What kind of a name is Ryder Lynn anyway? 'Cause it sounds like your parents named you after a cowgirl doll who comes with her own pony. |
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—Jake to Ryder, Dynamic Duets |
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Okay, let's be honest. I don't like you, you don't like me, and dressing up in a cape and tights not gonna change that. |
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—Jake to Ryder, Dynamic Duets |
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Ryder: Mega Stud won't complain. |
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—Ryder and Jake, Dynamic Duets |
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Jake: My whole life, I've never felt like I fit in. Not anywhere. |
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—Jake and Ryder, Dynamic Duets |
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What are you supposed to do when you really like a girl, but you didn't know it at first, then you sort of blew your shot with her, and now this other dude's really into her who you used to think was a total poser, but turns out he's actually a really cool guy who totally has your back, and you know you'll be a world-class d-bag if you jump in now and try to break them up? |
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—Jake asking Puck for advice, Dynamic Duets |
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Jake: Last Friday... I kind of went out with Marley. |
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—Jake and Ryder, Thanksgiving |
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Marley's different. She's special. |
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—Jake to Ryder, Thanksgiving |
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Are you dancing or impersonating a horny epileptic? |
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—Jake to Ryder about his dancing, Thanksgiving |
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Dude, it's Korean, Just sing gibberish. Who cares? |
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—Jake to Ryder about singing Gangnam Style, Thanksgiving |
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Some things you can't overthink, okay? You just got to let it come natural. "Gangnam Style" isn't about technique, it's about just letting yourself go. |
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—Jake to Ryder, Thanksgiving |
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Ryder: I thought you said you didn't have any moves. |
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—Ryder and Jake, Thanksgiving |
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You... you want me to ride all the way to California in a sidecar? |
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—Jake to Puck, Glee, Actually |
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We're a family, okay? A pretty messed up one, but still a family. |
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—Jake to Puck, Tanisha Puckerman and Mrs. Puckerman, Glee, Actually |
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Puck: Young guys like you think you have to hit a home run every time. But as long as you're getting on base, you're always in position to score. |
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—Puck and Jake, Sadie Hawkins |
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Jake: I am awesome. I mean, I always knew I was pretty cool but tonight is the first night I realized how awesome I was. |
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—Jake and Marley, Sadie Hawkins |
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When I get a text saying "Emergency. Meet me in the auditorium," I assume that you're on fire, or being attacked by a pack of monkeys. |
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Jake: You name arms after guns, not shoulders. |
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I am a statue. |
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Dude, you want to know the weirdest thing? If a girl in the next room is into me, I can feel it. But since I've been seeing Marley, it's like there's not another girl in the planet. |
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Ryder: It's a heart pendant from the jeweler at the mall. It's pretty but it's not too expensive so she won't think you stole it. |
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She's not like other girls, okay? I think I'm in love with her, and I think she's finally letting her guard down enough to love me back. I promised you I wouldn't hurt her. Right? Well I keep my promises. Especially to friends who are putting whatever feelings they're having aside to make something special happen. |
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Because it's me and you against the world. |
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Marley: You know, I have a guilty pleasure I haven't told you about. |
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—Marley and Jake, Guilty Pleasures |
Season Five[]
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Blaine: Black John Lennon. |
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—Blaine and Jake, Love Love Love |
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Blaine: And by single we just mean single prom dates. |
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—Blaine and Jake to Tina, Love Love Love |
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I miss you. Every minute of every day. And I know that I screwed things up with you really badly, and I'm sorry. I know what I lost and I know that I can't be without you. I need you. I don't want to be this jerk anymore, and you are the only one who could make me a better person. A good person. |
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—Jake to Marley, Puppet Master |
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This is not how the story was supposed to end. |
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