Finn's Quotations were the quotations made by Finn Hudson, portrayed by the late actor and singer Cory Monteith.
Season One[]
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—Finn to Mr. Schuester, Pilot |
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—Finn to Mr. Schuester, Pilot |
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—Finn to Mr. Schuester, Pilot |
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I want to do glee. I'm really happy when I perform. |
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—Finn to Mr. Schuester, Acafellas |
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What's a cliche? Is that a bad thing? |
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—Finn to Mr. Schuester, Preggers |
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I'm gonna do everything I can to be a good father. |
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—Finn about April, The Rhodes Not Taken |
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—Finn and Rachel while rehearsing for Cabaret., The Rhodes Not Taken |
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We're gonna win. You're gonna lose. Deal with it. |
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(Finn attempts to give Kurt a Slushie Facial...)
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—Finn to Ms. Pillsbury, Mash-Up |
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—Finn to Mr. Schuester, Wheels |
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—Finn to Mr. Schuester, Hairography |
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—Finn to Rachel, Hairography |
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Finn: Tell the truth! |
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—Finn and Puck, Sectionals |
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Will: Finn, just calm down! |
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—Will, Finn and Quinn, Sectionals |
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—Finn to Mr. Schuester, Hell-O |
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I'm not just some guy you met at the music store, that you can just blow off. I don't give up that easy. |
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—Finn to Rachel, Hell-O |
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—Finn and Rachel, Laryngitis |
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—Finn to Rachel about Jesse, Laryngitis |
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—Finn to Rachel, Laryngitis |
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—Kurt and Finn, Theatricality |
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—Burt, Finn and Kurt, Theatricality |
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(At the beginning of this year....)
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—Finn to Mr. Schuester, Journey |
Season Two[]
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Finn: Rachel's what you'd call a controllist. |
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U.S. History... I forgot I was taking that. |
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Rachel: I'll never break up with you. |
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Rachel: Does my need to constantly express those opinions annoy my fellow Glee Clubbers?? |
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Finn: Hey, Sam. My name's Finn. This here's Artie. |
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I would've joined in with a kick-ass harmony, but the dude was naked. |
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Finn: Hey, man. Why didn't you show at the audition? |
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Come here. This is how it's going to happen. I'm going to be quarterback again and I'm going to throw a touchdown in our first game. Then I'm going to point to you in the stands so that everyone in this school knows that you're my girlfriend. All right? |
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—Finn to Rachel, -Britney/Brittany |
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Finn: They're personifying you! |
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—Finn to Rachel, Britney/Brittany |
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I need to ask you something. I'm dating Rachel. She's great but she's kind of a prude. I'm kind of going crazy. Her boobs aren't great but they're still girl boobs and I would really like to touch them. I've dedicated a week of my musical life to you. I hope you can see it in your heart to answer my prayers. |
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—Finn to the Grilled Cheese, Grilled Cheesus |
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Please grilled cheesus, please let us win our first football game. It would mean so much to Artie and I think you kind of owe it to him. I mean you did sort of screw him in the leg department. |
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—Finn to the Grilled Cheesus, Grilled Cheesus |
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I don't know what it looks like to everyone else, but I thought we were sort of family. |
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—Finn to Kurt, Grilled Cheesus |
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Dear Grilled Cheesus. First of all you’re super delicious. |
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—Finn to the Grilled Cheesus, Grilled Cheesus |
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I’m not the most religious guy. I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco. |
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They should totally go to Jew church, and wear those hats, and eat that salty orange stuff with their bagels. |
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—Finn to Rachel, Grilled Cheesus |
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You’ve given me everything I prayed for and it turns out that Rachel’s boobs are really awesome. |
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Dude, why didn't you just tell us you wanted to pray in Muslim? |
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—Finn to Kurt, Grilled Cheesus |
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I was super hungry but my mom was gone so I busted out the George Foreman. It wasn't making cool grill marks like it used to after I tried to use it to dry my shoes, but when it comes to grilled cheese, I'm not that fancy. |
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—Finn (voiceover), Grilled Cheesus |
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I'm with Rachel now. She's a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I love her. |
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Rachel: I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me. |
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Yeah, I don’t need to hide behind my muscles like you do. |
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I can’t be on stage in front of the whole school in my tighty whities. They’re gonna be able to see my whole business. |
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I know I’m a big athlete and it’s not manly or anything, but I’m kinda insecure about how I look. |
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I have no idea what’s going on in this script, and it’s not in a cool Inception kind of way. |
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Finn: Coach Beiste, we think you’re awesome. And even though you’re all hard and tough on the outside, it doesn’t mean you’re not the opposite on the inside. |
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—Finn and Sam to Coach Beiste, Never Been Kissed |
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Kinda hard not to like this woman. |
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—Finn to Kurt about Holly, The Substitute |
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In Glee Club whenever two of us got together we got a nickname. Rachel and I are Finchel. Rachel and Puck were Puckleberry. And today a new union is formed: Furt. You and I, man. We’re brothers from another mother. |
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[Karofsky] is the right guard. He gets pissed at me, I will get sacked more times than Jay Cutler. |
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I knew you were a lot of things, Rachel, and I loved you because of and in spite of all of them, but I never thought you were mean. I never thought you'd make me feel like this. |
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—Finn to Rachel, Special Education |
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Finn: "Are we a part of something special? You and me?" |
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—Finn and Rachel, Special Education |
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Can't you see how screwed up I am about this? I've had two girlfriends and both have cheated on me. |
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Funny, Karofsy, how you call everyone gay all the time. But you never seem to have a girlfriend. |
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Can we not fight for just one day? It’s already hard enough not to kick you in the nuts every time I see you. |
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Brush and floss time. Gotta keep up the oral hygiene if I’m gonna satisfy all of you. |
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—Finn at his Kissing Booth, Silly Love Songs |
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Rachel: She's prettier than me. |
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—Rachel and Finn, Silly Love Songs |
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I'm just so confused in my head right now. |
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You guys do realize that Justin Bieber sucks, right? |
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You know... I really like the Rachel that I saw in there today. Reminded me of the old you. Focused and take no prisoners. I think she might be making a comeback. |
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Okay, Rachel, since this is your first time at this I'm gonna break it down for you. Guys and girls fall into certain archetypes when they get drunk. Exhibit A, Santana, the weepy, hysterical drunk, Lauren Zizes and Quinn, the angry girl drunks, Brittany, also known as the girl who turns into a stripper drunk, Mercedes and Tina, happy girl drunks, and then we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel, and right now you're being the needy girl drunk, hanging all over me, being all lovey, it's not cool. |
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Finn: Cucumbers can give you AIDS? |
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Quinn: Even if we win that or even Nationals that isn't gunna put us back where we belong. |
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—Quinn and Finn, Original Song |
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Okay, scary Quinn. |
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—Finn to Quinn, Original Song |
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When you sing, I can feel it. |
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—Finn to Rachel, Original Song |
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Finn: Break a leg. |
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—Finn and Rachel, Original Song |
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Kurt's been blackmailing me ever since he saw my browser history. |
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What’s that saying? The show’s gotta go all over the place, or something. |
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Finn: Do you believe in that thing called karma? |
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Dude, that rocks! It's like Gay Braveheart. |
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—Finn to Kurt, Prom Queen |
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Finn: Hey! can you keep it PG. |
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—Finn and Jesse, Prom Queen |
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Dude, back off; you're just jealous. Jealous of what we have, and what we shared with the entire audience because it was shared between two people who love each other. It was the Superman of kisses! It came with its own cape, right Rachel? |
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Season Three[]
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Jacob: Finn Hudson, mediocre quarterback, mediocre Glee Club lead. What do you wanna do when you grow up? |
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Finn (Voiceover): The truth is, I have no idea what I'm doing. I look around and everyone know's where they're headed or at least what they want. I'm lost. It's like I can't even remember who I am anymore. |
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Kurt: Finn and Rachel's the "Kiss that Missed" already has over 20,000 views on YouTube and the comment section is full of pithy banter like "Why is the T-Rex eating the Jew?" |
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—Finn and Kurt, The Purple Piano Project |
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Rachel: It's simple mathematics. |
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—Rachel, Puck and Finn, The Purple Piano Project |
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Rachel: (sees the Purple Piano) Why are you guys ignoring Mr. Schuester's instructions? |
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Finn: (after Santana's rant of insults at Finn) Hey, Santana. Why don't you just come out of the closet? You know, I think I know why you're so good at tearing everybody else down. It's because you're constantly tearing yourself down because you can't admit to everybody that you're in love with Brittany and she might not love you back. That must hurt, to not be able to admit to everyone how you really feel. You know what I think you are? A coward. |
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Finn: Because I don't want you to die. |
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—Finn to Santana, I Kissed a Girl |
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Even homeless people have Facebook |
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—Finn to Will about finding Sam, Hold on to Sixteen |
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Rachel: You gave me a dead pig for Christmas? |
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Finn: Holy crap. I'm dating Kim Kardashian. |
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—Finn about Rachel, Extraordinary Merry Christmas |
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Rachel: You named a star after me? |
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—Finn about Rachel, Extraordinary Merry Christmas |
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"Marry me?" |
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Rachel: I wanna get married. Now. |
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Well, I'll keep it simple. I love you. You're beautiful. Prom sucks without you |
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—Finn to Rachel, Prom-A-Saurus |
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Rachel: Is this some kind of joke or something? I mean, like Kurt last year. Is someone going to throw pig's blood on me next like ¨Carrie¨ |
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—Rachel and Finn, Prom-asaurus |
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And now, the seniors of McKinley high school class of 2012 are gonna sing for you. This is your glee club. Take care of it. It'll take care of you. |
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Season Four[]
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Finn: It's about him, isn't it? Brody? I just didn't think you'd move on that fast.¨ |
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Finn: Believe me, the whole time I was directing it I was basically thinking "What would Rachel do?." You're kinda my moose. |
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Will: Yeah, sure we got a lot of great dancers now, but the judges at Sectionals always reward the best singers. So what you gotta do... |
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God, is this how coffee tastes like? How do people drink that?! |
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Ignoring you. |
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—Finn to Jake, Dynamic Duets |
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Look into the faces of these graduates. They've been to the mountaintop. This is just the first step in your climb to meet them there. |
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It looks like a peacock died on your head! |
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Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again. |
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Marley: Um... can I speak freely? |
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Finn: Stay away from my future wife! |
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I've got the rest of my life to be a grown-up. And for now, it's okay to be young. |
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You're one of the most unique talents in the world. You always shine your brightest when you do something personal, something intimately important that defines you. Just do something that takes you back to the roots of your passion. |
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—Finn to Rachel, Sweet Dreams |
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We are not gonna eat, sleep, or breathe until you've blasted through Regionals and earned your rightful spot at Nationals. |
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—Finn to the New Directions, Sweet Dreams |
Season Five (mentions)[]
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He was smart! You know, in just an untraditional kind of way. |
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—Rachel to Will, about Finn, The Quarterback |
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The show must go…all over the place…or something. |
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—Finn's Plaque (slightly reworded from A Night of Neglect's quote), The Quarterback |
Archie Meets Glee[]
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Wish this milkshake was bigger...and that I'd gotten chocolate... |
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—Finn, while sharing a strawberry milkshake with Rachel and Quinn, Archie Meets Glee, Part One: When Worlds Collide |