Puck:What the hell, dude?! I can't believe you're helping out this loser!
Finn: Don't you get it, man? We're all losers. Everyone in this school! Hell, everyone in this town. Out of all the kids who graduate, maybe half will go to college, and two will leave the state to do it! I'm not afraid to be called a loser because I can accept that's what I am. But I am afraid of turning my back on something that actually made me happy for the first time in my sorry life.
Puck: So what? Are you quittin' to join Homo-Explosion? [laughter]
Finn: No, I'm doing both, because you can't win without me and neither can they.
Well, when I first joined, I thought you were kind of insane. I mean, you talk way more than you should and to be honest, I looked under the bed to see if you were hiding there. But...then I heard you sing and you touched something in me.
Finn: Hey, man. Why didn't you show at the audition? Sam: I wanted to. I really did. But after what Coach Beiste did to you...Do you know what everyone says about you Glee Guys? Finn: Oh, yea, you get used to all that.
Come here. This is how it's going to happen. I'm going to be quarterback again and I'm going to throw a touchdown in our first game. Then I'm going to point to you in the stands so that everyone in this school knows that you're my girlfriend. All right?
I need to ask you something. I'm dating Rachel. She's great but she's kind of a prude. I'm kind of going crazy. Her boobs aren't great but they're still girl boobs and I would really like to touch them. I've dedicated a week of my musical life to you. I hope you can see it in your heart to answer my prayers.
I was super hungry but my mom was gone so I busted out the George Foreman. It wasn't making cool grill marks like it used to after I tried to use it to dry my shoes, but when it comes to grilled cheese, I'm not that fancy.
Finn: Coach Beiste, we think you’re awesome. And even though you’re all hard and tough on the outside, it doesn’t mean you’re not the opposite on the inside. Sam: Like a chocolate turtle. Finn: Totally. You’re nougaty.
In Glee Club whenever two of us got together we got a nickname. Rachel and I are Finchel. Rachel and Puck were Puckleberry. And today a new union is formed: Furt. You and I, man. We’re brothers from another mother.
Okay, Rachel, since this is your first time at this I'm gonna break it down for you. Guys and girls fall into certain archetypes when they get drunk. Exhibit A, Santana, the weepy, hysterical drunk, Lauren Zizes and Quinn, the angry girl drunks, Brittany, also known as the girl who turns into a stripper drunk, Mercedes and Tina, happy girl drunks, and then we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel, and right now you're being the needy girl drunk, hanging all over me, being all lovey, it's not cool.
Dude, back off; you're just jealous. Jealous of what we have, and what we shared with the entire audience because it was shared between two people who love each other. It was the Superman of kisses! It came with its own cape, right Rachel?
Finn (Voiceover): The truth is, I have no idea what I'm doing. I look around and everyone know's where they're headed or at least what they want. I'm lost. It's like I can't even remember who I am anymore. Jock (throws slushie): Hey! Taste the rainbow, Glee-otch! Finn: Now I remember.
Kurt: Finn and Rachel's the "Kiss that Missed" already has over 20,000 views on YouTube and the comment section is full of pithy banter like "Why is the T-Rex eating the Jew?" Finn: How many times do we have to apologize for that?
Finn: (after Santana's rant of insults at Finn) Hey, Santana. Why don't you just come out of the closet? You know, I think I know why you're so good at tearing everybody else down. It's because you're constantly tearing yourself down because you can't admit to everybody that you're in love with Brittany and she might not love you back. That must hurt, to not be able to admit to everyone how you really feel. You know what I think you are? A coward.
Rachel: Is this some kind of joke or something? I mean, like Kurt last year. Is someone going to throw pig's blood on me next like ¨Carrie¨ Finn: Look at me. You're sexy, You're beautiful. And you're an inspiration to every single person in this room just like you are to me. From were you began to where you are now... You're amazing
Finn: You're on the 4:25 to New York. Your dads are gonna meet you there and they're gonna help you look at dorms at the new school. You're gonna spend four years of your life there and you've never even set foot in the place.
Rachel: But I have all year to go and look at it.
Finn: You're gonna go there in the fall. Alright? You're not deferring. We're not getting married.
Rachel: You don't want to marry me?
Finn': I want to marry you so badly I can't go through with it. The thought of you being stuck here for another year because of me, that makes me sick.
Rachel: Then come with me! Okay? We can get married in New York and live in a little shoe box apartment together. It'll be romantic!
Finn: Do you love me?
Rachel: Of course I do.
Finn: Then tell me the truth and not just something you think I want to hear. Are you 100% sure you want to marry me?
Rachel: No one is 100% sure of anything.
Finn: I am. I am that sure you’re something special. That this is just the beginning for you.
Rachel: Wait a minute.
Finn: That you’re going to do amazing things. But to get there, you gotta have these experiences on your own.
Rachel: Wait a minute—
Finn: Listen to me, you gotta have these experiences on your own.
Rachel: Wait a minute.
Finn: I can’t have to be there with you.
Rachel: [beginning to cry] Wait a minute! Are you breaking up with me?
Finn: I’m setting you free.
Rachel: Oh my god!
Finn: Do you know how hard this is for me? How many times I’ve cried about this?
Rachel: No! I’m not going. I’m not going, not without you.
Finn: You don’t have a choice. I can’t come with you.
Rachel: Well then I’ll stay here …or I’ll go wherever it is that you’re going!
Finn: Fort Benning, Georgia? I need a chance to try to redeem my father.
Rachel: Oh my god! Wait a minute. You’re joining the Army? Are you insane? I can’t believe that this is happening right now!
Finn: It’s one of the places I knew you couldn’t follow me. Look, you’re gonna get on that train. Okay? And you’re gonna go to New York...And you’re gonna be a star...Without me. That’s how much I love you. You know what we’re gonna do? Surrender. I know how hard that is for you because of how hard you hold on to stuff … But we’re just gonna sit here and we’re just gonna let go and let the universe do its thing and if we’re meant to be together, then we’re gonna be together. Whether it’s in a little shoe box apartment in New York or on the other side of the world. Okay? Will you do that for me? Will you surrender?
Finn: It's about him, isn't it? Brody? I just didn't think you'd move on that fast.¨ Rachel: You don't know that. Finn: I know you. I know you have four different kinds of crying. You've got the Fake Crying when you want something, which always involves a tissue. You've got the Singing Crying, which this cant be. The disappointed crying which involves sobbing. And the crying over a guy, which I know very well.. 'cause it used to be reserved for me.¨
Finn: Do you really believe all that stuff you tell yourself about no labels, mature conversations, Sex and the City? Really? [plucks a flower petal] She loves me not.
Rachel: You think I'm lying to you?
Finn: I think you're lying to yourself. [plucks a flower petal] She loves me. And I think the reason that you can't really commit to Brody is because you're still in love with someone else. [plucks a flower petal] She loves me not.
Finn: You and I both know how this thing ends. I don't know how or when and I don't care where you're living or what dope you're shacked up with, you are my girlfriend. We are endgame. I know that and you know that.
Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.
Marley: Um... can I speak freely? Finn: Yeah, sure, I'm not your commanding officer or anything. Say whatever you want. Marley: Dude, you really need to grow a pair. Finn: Maybe you should go back to not speaking freely.