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Finn's Quotations were the quotations made by Finn Hudson, portrayed by the late actor and singer Cory Monteith.

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Season One

Will: Hey, Finn, you still owe that report on lo que hizo el verano pasado.
Finn: What?
Will: What you did last summer.
Finn: Almost half way done with almost all of it Mr. Schue.

Finn to Mr. Schuester, Pilot


I don't even know who the Chronic Lady is!

Finn to Mr. Schuester, Pilot


I'll pee in a cup! I'll pee.

Finn to Mr. Schuester, Pilot


Puck:What the hell, dude?! I can't believe you're helping out this loser!
Finn: Don't you get it, man? We're all losers. Everyone in this school! Hell, everyone in this town. Out of all the kids who graduate, maybe half will go to college, and two will leave the state to do it! I'm not afraid to be called a loser because I can accept that's what I am. But I am afraid of turning my back on something that actually made me happy for the first time in my sorry life.
Puck: So what? Are you quittin' to join Homo-Explosion? [laughter]
Finn: No, I'm doing both, because you can't win without me and neither can they.

Finn and Puck, Pilot


Finn: Look, I owe you guys an apology. I never should have quit. I don't wanna be the guy who just drives around throwing eggs at people.
Rachel: That was you?
Kurt: You and your friends threw pee balloons at me.
Finn: I know.
Kurt: You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof.
Finn: I wasn't actually there for that, but I'm really sorry.

Finn to the glee club, Pilot


I used to think this was the lamest thing on earth, and maybe it is. But we're all here for the same reason: we wanna be good at something.

Finn to the glee club, Pilot


Rachel: You're very chivalrous.
Finn: Thanks. That's a good thing, right?

Rachel and Finn, Showmance


Let her talk.

Finn to the Glee Club about Rachel, Showmance


I want to do glee. I'm really happy when I perform.

Finn to Quinn, Showmance


Well, when I first joined, I thought you were kind of insane. I mean, you talk way more than you should and to be honest, I looked under the bed to see if you were hiding there. But...then I heard you sing and you touched something in me.

Finn to Rachel, Showmance


You're cool, Rachel.

Finn to Rachel, Showmance


Finn: Oh, you got a little Cosmo right...
Rachel: You know, you can kiss me if you want to.
Finn: I want to.

Finn to Rachel, Showmance


It's nutty in there. I tried to talk sense into Rachel, but she's gone all chick batty."

Finn to Mr. Schuester, Acafellas


Of course he doesn't want anything to do with us, after you kicked him in the nads!

Finn to Rachel, Acafellas


You see anyone else in here with a plate of I'm Sorry cookies? I don't, just you.

Finn to Rachel, Acafellas


What's a cliche? Is that a bad thing?

Finn to Rachel, Acafellas


Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, is this one of those chick things where you're pissed about one thing, but you're just pretending that you're pissed about something else?

Finn to Rachel, Acafellas


It's hard being the quarterback when you get in the huddle and everyone is calling you "Deep Throat."

Finn to Will, Acafellas


Hey check this out. I got this [book] from the library. Did you know you can just borrow books from there?

Finn to Mr. Schuester, Preggers


I'm gonna do everything I can to be a good father.

Finn to Quinn, Preggers


Wait, so old people can join Glee now?

Finn about April, The Rhodes Not Taken


You're the most talented person I know, even more talented than the guy in the mall who juggles chainsaws.

Finn to Rachel, The Rhodes Not Taken


Rachel: I'm sleeping with him.
Finn: So am I! ....This play's weird.

Finn and Rachel while rehearsing for Cabaret., The Rhodes Not Taken


Rachel: I feel terrible. Even if we win it won't be satisfying.
Finn: I know. I don't even remember performing.

Finn and Rachel, Vitamin D


Terri: What time do you go to bed?
Finn: I don't know. Normally whatever time Skinemax starts showing regular movies again.

Finn and Terri, Vitamin D


Rachel: As a matter of fact, I'm going to start calling you F-Rod.
Finn: Hey, back off. I'm nothing like A-Rod. I would never take steroids. (Whispers) They make your junk fall off.

Rachel and Finn, Vitamin D


Finn: She kind of freaks me out, in a Swimfan kind of way... and her body is smokin', if you're not into boobs.

Finn voiceover, about Rachel, Vitamin D


What's up, A-Rach? Hey, sweet mash-up. You guys were so...energetic.

Finn to Rachel, Vitamin D


We're gonna win. You're gonna lose. Deal with it.

Finn to Rachel, Vitamin D


Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.

Finn and Rachel, Vitamin D


I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

Finn to Quinn, Throwdown


(Finn attempts to give Kurt a Slushie Facial...)

Kurt: Do it.
Finn: I don’t really want to, honestly. I know how picky you are about the products you use on your face.
Kurt: But you’ve been getting so much pressure from the gorillas on the football team. I guess they didn’t appreciate me resigning from the team and choosing Glee.
Finn: Probably would’ve went over better if you didn’t announce it in the showers.

Finn and Kurt, Mash-Up


It’s like you can’t see their eyes so they have all the power. I could be looking at your boobs and you’d have no idea.

Finn to Ms. Pillsbury, Mash-Up


I almost got a job at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.

Finn to Quinn, Wheels


Rachel: People just don't like me.
Finn: Yeah, you might wanna work on that. (pauses) I like you.

Finn and Rachel, Wheels


Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We've got homework, and football, teen pregnancy... lunch.

Finn to Mr. Schuester, Wheels


I never noticed how nice Rachel's butt is. Crap, I think Quinn knows I'm staring at it.

Finn (voiceover), Ballad


I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.

Finn to Kurt, Ballad


If we're gonna do a song about hair, shouldn't we have more hair?

Finn to Mr. Schuester, Hairography


I'm gonna say this as nice as I possibly can. But you look like a sad clown hooker.

Finn to Rachel, Hairography


The guys said if I took the Glee club photo, they'd make me choose between a Hitler mustache and buck teeth. And I can't rock either of those looks.

Finn to Rachel, Mattress


Oh, you mean like date other girls? Because I think I'm dating Rachel. At least she sure thinks I am.

Finn to Mr. Schuester, Hell-O


I want us to be together, a real couple. I even circled some dates on your crazy calendar.

Finn to Rachel, Hell-O


Kurt: I have a lovely chaise picked out.
Finn: Look, screw y-your swatches and your-your "chez."
Kurt: Chaise.
Finn: Whatever!

Finn to Kurt, Home


We might as well just bend over and take what’s coming.

Finn, Bad Reputation


Rachel: (about doctor) What if he says I'll never sing again? I mean, who am I without my voice? I-I'm just this-- spoiled annoying only child--"
Finn: Don't say that; there's like, so many awesome things about you.
Rachel: Like?
Finn: [pauses] Wh--pshh look he's not gonna say you'll never sing again.

Finn and Rachel, Laryngitis


When are you going to realize he's not into you like I am?

Finn to Rachel about Jesse, Laryngitis


I can't believe you narced on us!

Finn to Rachel, Laryngitis


Kurt: Could you have a word with Azimio and Karofsky about harassing me without damaging my Gaga outfit?
Finn: Are you serious? Do you know how difficult it is with those guys? They already think we're boyfriends.

Kurt and Finn, Theatricality


Terri: I have compulsive need to crush other people's dreams.
Finn: Yeah, that's what Mr. Schue said.

Terri and Finn, Funk



Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I love you.

Rachel and Finn, Journey


(At the beginning of this year....)

Finn: I...I didn't have a father. Someone I could model myself after. Show me what it really means to be a man.

Finn to Mr. Schuester, Journey

Season Two

Finn: Rachel's what you'd call a controllist.
Rachel: I'm controlling. Controllist isn't a word.
Finn: Oh.

Finn and Rachel, Audition


U.S. History... I forgot I was taking that.

Finn, Audition


Rachel: I'll never break up with you.
Finn: Me neither.

Rachel and Finn, Audition


Rachel: Does my need to constantly express those opinions annoy my fellow Glee Clubbers??
Finn: YES...That was out loud wasn't it.

Rachel and Finn, Audition


Finn: Hey, Sam. My name's Finn. This here's Artie.
Sam: Uh, I know who you are. You're the quarterback.
Finn: Exactly. Which makes me VERY cool.

Finn and Sam, Audition


I would've joined in with a kick-ass harmony, but the dude was naked.

Finn (about Sam, -Audition


Finn: Hey, man. Why didn't you show at the audition?
Sam: I wanted to. I really did. But after what Coach Beiste did to you...Do you know what everyone says about you Glee Guys?
Finn: Oh, yea, you get used to all that.

Finn and Sam, Audition


Come here. This is how it's going to happen. I'm going to be quarterback again and I'm going to throw a touchdown in our first game. Then I'm going to point to you in the stands so that everyone in this school knows that you're my girlfriend. All right?

Finn to Rachel, -Britney/Brittany


Finn: They're personifying you!
Rachel: You mean objectifying.

Finn to Rachel, Britney/Brittany


I need to ask you something. I'm dating Rachel. She's great but she's kind of a prude. I'm kind of going crazy. Her boobs aren't great but they're still girl boobs and I would really like to touch them. I've dedicated a week of my musical life to you. I hope you can see it in your heart to answer my prayers.

Finn to the Grilled Cheese, Grilled Cheesus


Please grilled cheesus, please let us win our first football game. It would mean so much to Artie and I think you kind of owe it to him. I mean you did sort of screw him in the leg department.

Finn to the Grilled Cheesus, Grilled Cheesus


I don't know what it looks like to everyone else, but I thought we were sort of family.

Finn to Kurt, Grilled Cheesus


Dear Grilled Cheesus. First of all you’re super delicious.

Finn to the Grilled Cheesus, Grilled Cheesus


I’m not the most religious guy. I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco.

Finn, Grilled Cheesus


They should totally go to Jew church, and wear those hats, and eat that salty orange stuff with their bagels.

Finn to Rachel, Grilled Cheesus


You’ve given me everything I prayed for and it turns out that Rachel’s boobs are really awesome.

Finn, Grilled Cheesus


Dude, why didn't you just tell us you wanted to pray in Muslim?

Finn to Kurt, Grilled Cheesus


I was super hungry but my mom was gone so I busted out the George Foreman. It wasn't making cool grill marks like it used to after I tried to use it to dry my shoes, but when it comes to grilled cheese, I'm not that fancy.

Finn (voiceover), Grilled Cheesus


I'm with Rachel now. She's a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I love her.

Finn to Sam, Duets


Rachel: I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me.
Finn: Yeah. But I still like you.

Rachel and Finn, Duets


Yeah, I don’t need to hide behind my muscles like you do.

Finn to Sam, The Rocky Horror Glee Show


I can’t be on stage in front of the whole school in my tighty whities. They’re gonna be able to see my whole business.

Finn, The Rocky Horror Glee Show


I know I’m a big athlete and it’s not manly or anything, but I’m kinda insecure about how I look.

Finn to Rachel, The Rocky Horror Glee Show


I have no idea what’s going on in this script, and it’s not in a cool Inception kind of way.

Finn to Rachel, The Rocky Horror Glee Show


Finn: Coach Beiste, we think you’re awesome. And even though you’re all hard and tough on the outside, it doesn’t mean you’re not the opposite on the inside.
Sam: Like a chocolate turtle.
Finn: Totally. You’re nougaty.

Finn and Sam to Coach Beiste, Never Been Kissed


Kinda hard not to like this woman.

Finn to Kurt about Holly, The Substitute


In Glee Club whenever two of us got together we got a nickname. Rachel and I are Finchel. Rachel and Puck were Puckleberry. And today a new union is formed: Furt. You and I, man. We’re brothers from another mother.

Finn to Kurt, Furt


[Karofsky] is the right guard. He gets pissed at me, I will get sacked more times than Jay Cutler.

Finn to Rachel, Furt


I knew you were a lot of things, Rachel, and I loved you because of and in spite of all of them, but I never thought you were mean. I never thought you'd make me feel like this.

Finn to Rachel, Special Education


Finn: "Are we a part of something special? You and me?"
Rachel: "Yes."

Finn and Rachel, Special Education


Can't you see how screwed up I am about this? I've had two girlfriends and both have cheated on me.

Finn to Rachel, A Very Glee Christmas


Funny, Karofsy, how you call everyone gay all the time. But you never seem to have a girlfriend.

Finn to Karofsky, The Sue Sylvester Shuffle


Can we not fight for just one day? It’s already hard enough not to kick you in the nuts every time I see you.

Finn to Karofsky, The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle


Brush and floss time. Gotta keep up the oral hygiene if I’m gonna satisfy all of you.

Finn at his Kissing Booth, Silly Love Songs


Rachel: She's prettier than me.
Finn: Would you stop? ... You're beautiful.

Rachel and Finn, Silly Love Songs


I'm just so confused in my head right now.

Finn, Silly Love Songs


You guys do realize that Justin Bieber sucks, right?

Finn to Mike, Puck and Artie, Comeback


You know... I really like the Rachel that I saw in there today. Reminded me of the old you. Focused and take no prisoners. I think she might be making a comeback.

Finn to Rachel, Comeback


Okay, Rachel, since this is your first time at this I'm gonna break it down for you. Guys and girls fall into certain archetypes when they get drunk. Exhibit A, Santana, the weepy, hysterical drunk, Lauren Zizes and Quinn, the angry girl drunks, Brittany, also known as the girl who turns into a stripper drunk, Mercedes and Tina, happy girl drunks, and then we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel, and right now you're being the needy girl drunk, hanging all over me, being all lovey, it's not cool.

Finn to Rachel, Blame It on the Alcohol


Finn: Cucumbers can give you AIDS?
Mercedes: No way, I just had one in my salad.

Finn and Mercedes in Sex Ed, Sexy


Quinn: Even if we win that or even Nationals that isn't gunna put us back where we belong.
Finn: Which is where...?
Quinn: On top!
Finn: On top of what...?

Quinn and Finn, Original Song


Okay, scary Quinn.

Finn to Quinn, Original Song


When you sing, I can feel it.

Finn to Rachel, Original Song


Finn: Break a leg.
Rachel: Last time we were here, you told me you loved me.
Finn: I really like your song.
Rachel: Listen carefully, because I mean every word of it.

Finn and Rachel, Original Song


Kurt's been blackmailing me ever since he saw my browser history.

Finn, Blame It on the Alcohol


What’s that saying? The show’s gotta go all over the place, or something.

Finn, A Night of Neglect


Finn: Do you believe in that thing called karma?
Rachel: Yeah.
Finn: Well, can you explain it to me?

Finn and Rachel, Rumours


Dude, that rocks! It's like Gay Braveheart.

Finn to Kurt, Prom Queen


Finn: Hey! can you keep it PG.
Jesse: It's none of YB-Your Business.
Finn: This is my school so it's my business
Jesse: This isn't your girlfriend so beat it, MJ!

Finn and Jesse, Prom Queen


Finn: Don't you feel anything anymore? This is real. This is happening.
Quinn: Are you happy now? Is this me feeling enough for you?
'Finn: I-I'm sorry, I still love yo-
Quinn: Just don't touch me!

Finn and Quinn, Funeral


Dude, back off; you're just jealous. Jealous of what we have, and what we shared with the entire audience because it was shared between two people who love each other. It was the Superman of kisses! It came with its own cape, right Rachel?

Finn to Jesse, New York

Season Three

Jacob: Finn Hudson, mediocre quarterback, mediocre Glee Club lead. What do you wanna do when you grow up?
Finn: Me? Yeah, I have plans. Uh...

Jacob and Finn, The Purple Piano Project


Finn (Voiceover): The truth is, I have no idea what I'm doing. I look around and everyone know's where they're headed or at least what they want. I'm lost. It's like I can't even remember who I am anymore.
Jock (throws slushie): Hey! Taste the rainbow, Glee-otch!
Finn: Now I remember.

Finn, The Purple Piano Project


Kurt: Finn and Rachel's the "Kiss that Missed" already has over 20,000 views on YouTube and the comment section is full of pithy banter like "Why is the T-Rex eating the Jew?"
Finn: How many times do we have to apologize for that?

Finn and Kurt, The Purple Piano Project


Rachel: It's simple mathematics.
Puck: Which I stopped attending years ago.
Finn: Hold on, Rachel's right. How's anyone supposed to believe we can go to Nationals if we don't believe in ourselves?

Rachel, Puck and Finn, The Purple Piano Project


Rachel: (sees the Purple Piano) Why are you guys ignoring Mr. Schuester's instructions?
Finn: Wait. There's a purple piano in here?

Rachel and Finn, The Purple Piano Project


Finn: (after Santana's rant of insults at Finn) Hey, Santana. Why don't you just come out of the closet? You know, I think I know why you're so good at tearing everybody else down. It's because you're constantly tearing yourself down because you can't admit to everybody that you're in love with Brittany and she might not love you back. That must hurt, to not be able to admit to everyone how you really feel. You know what I think you are? A coward.

Finn, Mash Off


Finn: Because I don't want you to die.

Finn to Santana, I Kissed a Girl


Even homeless people have Facebook

Finn to Will about finding Sam, Hold on to Sixteen


Rachel: You gave me a dead pig for Christmas?
Finn: It's not dead yet. You gotta get it fat first.

Rachel and Finn, Extraordinary Merry Christmas


Finn: Holy crap. I'm dating Kim Kardashian.

Finn about Rachel, Extraordinary Merry Christmas


Rachel: You named a star after me?
Finn: Well, no. I, uh, thought about that, but then I named it Finn Hudson. Because there's already a star named Rachel Berry.

Finn about Rachel, Extraordinary Merry Christmas


"Marry me?"

Finn to Rachel, Michael


Rachel: I wanna get married. Now.
Finn: I have Gym.

Rachel and Finn, On My Way


Rachel: Is this some kind of joke or something? I mean, like Kurt last year. Is someone going to throw pig's blood on me next like ¨Carrie¨
Finn: Look at me. You're sexy, You're beautiful. And you're an inspiration to every single person in this room just like you are to me. From were you began to where you are now... You're amazing

Rachel and Finn, Prom-asaurus


Finn: You're on the 4:25 to New York. Your dads are gonna meet you there and they're gonna help you look at dorms at the new school. You're gonna spend four years of your life there and you've never even set foot in the place.
Rachel: But I have all year to go and look at it.
Finn: You're gonna go there in the fall. Alright? You're not deferring. We're not getting married.
Rachel: You don't want to marry me?
Finn': I want to marry you so badly I can't go through with it. The thought of you being stuck here for another year because of me, that makes me sick.
Rachel: Then come with me! Okay? We can get married in New York and live in a little shoe box apartment together. It'll be romantic!
Finn: Do you love me?
Rachel: Of course I do.
Finn: Then tell me the truth and not just something you think I want to hear. Are you 100% sure you want to marry me?
Rachel: No one is 100% sure of anything.
Finn: I am. I am that sure you’re something special. That this is just the beginning for you.
Rachel: Wait a minute.
Finn: That you’re going to do amazing things. But to get there, you gotta have these experiences on your own.
Rachel: Wait a minute—
Finn: Listen to me, you gotta have these experiences on your own.
Rachel: Wait a minute.
Finn: I can’t have to be there with you.
Rachel: [beginning to cry] Wait a minute! Are you breaking up with me?
Finn: I’m setting you free.
Rachel: Oh my god!
Finn: Do you know how hard this is for me? How many times I’ve cried about this?
Rachel: No! I’m not going. I’m not going, not without you.
Finn: You don’t have a choice. I can’t come with you.
Rachel: Well then I’ll stay here …or I’ll go wherever it is that you’re going!
Finn: Fort Benning, Georgia? I need a chance to try to redeem my father.
Rachel: Oh my god! Wait a minute. You’re joining the Army? Are you insane? I can’t believe that this is happening right now!
Finn: It’s one of the places I knew you couldn’t follow me. Look, you’re gonna get on that train. Okay? And you’re gonna go to New York...And you’re gonna be a star...Without me. That’s how much I love you. You know what we’re gonna do? Surrender. I know how hard that is for you because of how hard you hold on to stuff … But we’re just gonna sit here and we’re just gonna let go and let the universe do its thing and if we’re meant to be together, then we’re gonna be together. Whether it’s in a little shoe box apartment in New York or on the other side of the world. Okay? Will you do that for me? Will you surrender?
Rachel: [hugs him] I love you so much.
Finn: I love you forever.

Rachel and Finn, Goodbye

Season Four

Finn: It's about him, isn't it? Brody? I just didn't think you'd move on that fast.¨
Rachel: You don't know that.
Finn: I know you. I know you have four different kinds of crying. You've got the Fake Crying when you want something, which always involves a tissue. You've got the Singing Crying, which this cant be. The disappointed crying which involves sobbing. And the crying over a guy, which I know very well.. 'cause it used to be reserved for me.¨

Finn and Rachel, Glease


Finn: Believe me, the whole time I was directing it I was basically thinking "What would Rachel do?." You're kinda my moose.
Rachel: It's... it's "muse."
Finn: I know. Just wanted to see your smile.

Finn and Rachel, Glease


Will: Yeah, sure we got a lot of great dancers now, but the judges at Sectionals always reward the best singers. So what you gotta do...
Finn: Mr. Shue, I got this.

Finn and Will, Glease


God, is this how coffee tastes like? How do people drink that?!

Finn, Dynamic Duets


Ignoring you.

Finn to Jake, Dynamic Duets


Look into the faces of these graduates. They've been to the mountaintop. This is just the first step in your climb to meet them there.

Finn, Thanksgiving


It looks like a peacock died on your head!

Finn to Artie, Swan Song


Finn: Do you really believe all that stuff you tell yourself about no labels, mature conversations, Sex and the City? Really? [plucks a flower petal] She loves me not.
Rachel: You think I'm lying to you?
Finn: I think you're lying to yourself. [plucks a flower petal] She loves me. And I think the reason that you can't really commit to Brody is because you're still in love with someone else. [plucks a flower petal] She loves me not.
Rachel: You?
Finn: You and I both know how this thing ends. I don't know how or when and I don't care where you're living or what dope you're shacked up with, you are my girlfriend. We are endgame. I know that and you know that.
Rachel: We gotta go sing our duet, so...

Finn and Rachel, I Do


Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn to Rachel, I Do.


Marley: Um... can I speak freely?
Finn: Yeah, sure, I'm not your commanding officer or anything. Say whatever you want.
Marley: Dude, you really need to grow a pair.
Finn: Maybe you should go back to not speaking freely.

Marley and Finn, Feud


Finn: Stay away from my future wife!

Finn to Brody, Feud


I've got the rest of my life to be a grown-up. And for now, it's okay to be young.

Finn, Sweet Dreams


You're one of the most unique talents in the world. You always shine your brightest when you do something personal, something intimately important that defines you. Just do something that takes you back to the roots of your passion.

Finn to Rachel, Sweet Dreams


We are not gonna eat, sleep, or breathe until you've blasted through Regionals and earned your rightful spot at Nationals.

Finn to the New Directions, Sweet Dreams

Season Five (mentions)

He was smart! You know, in just an untraditional kind of way.

—Rachel to Will, about Finn, The Quarterback


Finn Plaque


The show must go…all over the place…or something.

Finn's Plaque (slightly reworded from A Night of Neglect's quote), The Quarterback

Archie Meets Glee

Wish this milkshake was bigger...and that I'd gotten chocolate...

Finn, while sharing a strawberry milkshake with Rachel and Quinn, Archie Meets Glee, Part One: When Worlds Collide

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