Finn:
Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think, the teacher's gonna look like this year?

Puck:
Uh!
Oh yeah!
T-T-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
Oh but I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!

(Puck) with Finn, Mike and Blaine:
Ow! Got it bad, got it bad,
Got it bad (I'm hot for teacher!)
I've got it bad, so bad (I'm hot for teacher!)

Puck:
Hey, I heard you missed us
We're back! (Hey!)
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man!
Whoa
Uh!
Ooo-oo-ooo
I heard about your lessons
but lessons are so cold

I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn
How can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

Puck with Finn:
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!

(Puck) with Finn, Mike and Blaine:
Whoa! Got it bad, got it bad,
Got it bad (I'm hot for teacher!)
I've got it bad, so bad (I'm hot for teacher! Whoa!)

(Guitar Solo)

Blaine:
Oh man, I think the clock is slow

Finn:
What are you doin' this weekend?

Mike:
I don't feel tardy

Finn:
Class dismissed!

Puck:
Ooh-yeah!

Puck with Finn, Mike and Blaine:
I've got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad

Puck:
I'm hot for teacher!
Whoa!

Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!
Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!
Oh my God!
Woo!