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	I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You
Album:	Glee: The Music, Dance Party
Released:	May 10, 2011
By:	Black Kids
Sung by:	Blaine Anderson with Tina Cohen-Chang and Brittany Pierce
Solos:	Blaine
Place:	William McKinley High School Gymnasium
Episode:	Prom Queen

I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You by The Black Kids is featured in Prom Queen, the twentieth episode in Season Two. It is sung by Blaine Anderson, Brittany Pierce, and Tina Cohen-Chang. It is also included on Glee: The Music, Dance Party. As Blaine performs, a fight breaks out on the dance floor between Finn Hudson and Jesse St. James.

It was originally sung by The Black Kids, though the version covered was the remix by The Twelves.

Lyrics

All:
One! Two! Three! One, two, three, four...

Blaine:
You are the girl that I've been dreaming of
(Ever since) I was a little girl
You are the girl that I've been dreaming of
(Ever since) I was a little girl

(Tina and Brittany: One!)
I'm biting my tongue
(Tina and Brittany: Two!)
He's kissing on you
(Tina and Brittany: Three!)
Oh, why can't you see?
(Tina and Brittany: One! Two! Three! Four!)

Blaine:
The word's on the streets and it's on the news:

All:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you

Blaine:
He's got two left feet and he bites my moves

All:
I'm not gonna teach him how to (Tina and Brittany: dance, dance, dance, dance!)

Blaine:
The second I do, I know we're gonna be through
All:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you
Blaine:
He don't suspect a thing, I wish he'd get a clue
All:
I'm not gonna teach him how to (Tina and Brittany: dance, dance, dance, dance!)

Blaine:
You are the girl that I've been dreaming of

All:
Ever since I was a little girl

Blaine:
You are the girl that I've been dreaming of

All:
Ever since, ever since!

Blaine:
(Tina and Brittany: One!)
I'm biting my tongue
(Tina and Brittany: Two!)
He's kissing on you, hey!
(Tina and Brittany: Three!)
Oh, why can't you see?
(Tina and Brittany: Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance...!)

Blaine:
The word's on the streets and it's on the news:

All:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you

Blaine:
He's got two left feet and he bites my moves

All:
I'm not gonna teach him how to (Tina and Brittany: dance, dance, dance, dance!)
(Blaine: Ah-ah-ah-ah!)

Blaine:
The second I do, I know we're gonna be through

All:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you

Blaine:
He don't suspect a thing, I wish he'd get a clue

All:
I'm not gonna teach him how to (Tina and Brittany: dance, dance, dance, dance!)

Blaine:
Oh-Oh! Dance!

All:
One!
Two!
Three!
One! Two! Three! Four!

Blaine:
The word's on the streets and it's on the news:

Tina and Brittany:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you (Blaine: Ah-ah!)

Blaine:
He's got two left feet and he bites my moves

Tina and Brittany:
I'm not gonna teach him how to (Blaine: Not gonna teach him how to daaance, with you)

Blaine:
How to daaance, with you Oh, no, no! I'm not gonna teach him how to

(Getting louder) dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance!

Trivia

The repeated line of "ever since I was a little girl" is based on an inside joke between the Black Kids, the original artist.
This is the only Blaine/Darren solo to not be featured on Glee: The Music Presents The Warblers, since he sang as himself and not as a part of The Warblers.