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Joe's Quotations are some of the quotations made by Joe Hart, in Seasons Three and Four. Joe is portrayed by The Glee Project co-winner Samuel Larsen.  
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Season Three

I guess I'm a sophomore; I've been homeschooled my whole life. But this past year, I've realized that my best friend is my mom. So I decided to get out and experience the world.

Joe, Heart


Do you guys mind if I take off my shoes? I'm kind of used to going to school barefoot.

Joe, Heart


It is a religious holiday. St. Valentine's and all that? And I would love to show the school that it's cool to be Christian. You know, we're not all just door-to-door Bible salesmen like my dad.

Joe, Heart


Righteous.

Joe, Heart


Hi, my name is Joe. Santana Lopez asked me if the God Squad would sing a love song for Brittany S. Pierce, and after thinking and praying about it, I knew there was only one right answer. Absolutely.

Joe, Heart





Love is love, man.

Joe to Santana, Heart


Maybe you should request a lower locker. Could be easier.

—Joe to Quinn, Big Brother


Joe: I've been praying for you.

Quinn: Well I guess it could help for God to hear from a few people. I've been praying to walk again as well.

Joe: No, I don't pray for you to walk. I just want you to accept whatever your journey may be.

Quinn (stops): I appreciate your prayers, I do. But when you're done, you got to get up off your knees and walk away... (pause) Sorry. (Starts to roll away) Self-obsessed bitch.

Joe: It's cool.

—Joe and Quinn, Big Brother


Joe: What if I went with you next time. It would definitely be less depressing.

Quinn: You really don't have to do that.

Joe: I want to.

Quinn: You want to come with me? Why?

Joe: I care about you. And to me, being a Christian isn't about talk; it's about action, so...

(beat)

Joe: Come on. I'll let you pull one of my dreads for luck.

—Joe and Quinn, Dance With Somebody


It's not a song to help everyone say goodbye, but it's a song we really dig.

—Joe about Saving All My Love For You, Dance With Somebody


Joe: I actually need to talk to you about Quinn.

Sam: You dig her? Yeah, I can tell. Everyone can. I think she's into you, too.

Joe: Seriously? How do you know?

Sam: I used to date her.

Joe: So when you dated her, how did you handle your...feelings?

Sam and Joe, Dance with Somebody


Sam: I can be super helpful, but when you ask me stuff, you need to be real specific.

Joe: When I was with Quinn at her rehab, I was having (pause) feelings.

Sam: You mean like in your pants feelings?

—Joe and Sam, Dance With Somebody


It's just that you are the prettiest, nicest, best-smelling girl I've ever met.

—Joe to Quinn, Dance With Somebody


Joe: What if I helped you? You know, like how I use my arms to move your legs, maybe you can use my eyes to see yourself. The way I see you.

Quinn: What would I see?

Joe: Perfection.

—Joe and Quinn, Dance With Somebody


I'm going into full prayer mode

Joe, Choke


I knew you could do it. That was fantastic. You're amazing.

Joe to Quinn, Prom-asaurus


Quinn: Thank you for always coming with me.

Joe: Don't be selfish, I get to hang with you.

Joe and Quinn, Prom-asaurus



Sam: (Darth Vader impression) I am your father

Joe: (Confused)

Sam: That was Darth Vader...

Joe: Is that a movie?

Sam and Joe, Props


Sugar: Why do we have to do all of the work?

Joe: Quinn said it's because we're the newbies, and we have to pay our dues.

—Joe and Sugar, Props

Season Four

God made you, and God makes no mistakes.

Joe to Jake, Britney 2.0


I look like Erykah Badu.

—Joe about his Grease wig, The Role You Were Born to Play


Maybe God didn't hear you because he was busy helping the people with cancer.

—Joe to Kitty, The Role You Were Born to Play


Kitty: Jesus is the only real Almighty superhero.

Joe: Amen.

Kitty: Nobody asked you.

—Joe and Kitty, Dynamic Duets


You can't handle the truth.

—Joe, Girls (and Boys) on Film


Brittany: And Mike Chang, and Blaine, and Jim, you guys are all like my brothers.

Joe: My name is Joe.

—Joe and Brittany, All or Nothing

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