Puck:
She gets too hungry
for dinner at eight
She adores the theater
and won't arrive late
She'd never bother
with people she'd hate
That's why the lady is a tramp

Doesn't like crap games
with barons and earls
Won't go to Harlem
in ermine and pearls
Won't dish the dirt
With the rest of those girls
That's why the lady is a tramp

She loves the free,
fresh wind in her hair
Life without care she's broke, it's ok
She hates California
It's cold, and it's damp
That's why the lady is a tramp
Whooaaa oooh

Mercedes:
Ooooooooh
I get far too hungry for dinner at eight
I adore the theatre, but never come late

Puck:
You'd never bother with anyone that you hate

Mercedes and Puck:
That's why the lady is a tramp

Mercedes:
I like the free, fresh wind in my hair
Life without care

Puck:
She's a swinger, a humdinger

Mercedes and Puck:
Hate California
Too cold and too damp
That's why the lady
That's why the lady
That's why the lady
That is why the lady is a tramp