Lauren's Quotations are the quotations made by Lauren Zizes, portrayed by Ashley Fink.
Season One[]
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Have a seat, boy hips. |
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I know how torn you must be, Berry. |
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—Lauren to Rachel, Hell-O |
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It's gonna cost you mallomars for me and snicker bars for my workers, take it or leave it Berry. |
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This is so gonna get Robert Pattinson's attention! |
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Season Two[]
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I want to be that hot! |
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—Lauren during New Directions' performance of Toxic, Britney/Brittany |
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I think I've a fever. |
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Puck: Are you an angel? |
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—Lauren and Puck, Special Education |
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Here are my conditions: a carton of Cadbury eggs - good luck finding them, they're not in season - and I want seven minutes in heaven with you. |
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—Lauren to Puck, Special Education |
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Best green room ever. |
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Lauren: I'm not nervous, you know why? |
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—Lauren to Puck, Special Education |
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I want Puckerman to love me. He's a fox... I would also like sweet potato fries. |
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—Lauren's Christmas wish, A Very Glee Christmas |
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Sue: I'm going to stop you right there! Why are you wearing that hat? |
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—Lauren and Sue, A Very Glee Christmas |
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Rachel: We thought about that. But the truth is that you guys only need us to play. You just need enough players out there to fill a regulation team. So when they snack the ball, we're just gonna lay down on the ground, just gonna lay there. |
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—Rachel and Lauren, to Finn, Puck, Artie, Mike, Sam, Will and Coach Beiste, The Sue Sylvester Shuffle |
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Lauren: Look at me again and I'll break your nuts, and also the candies you gave me they sucked. |
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—Lauren and Puck, Silly Love Songs |
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Santana: Oh please. You guys love me, I keep it real and I'm hilarious. |
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—Santana and Lauren, Silly Love Songs |
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I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S, and I need to be wooed. You understand me? Wooed. |
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—Lauren to Puck, Silly Love Songs |
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That was the first time anyone ever sang me a love song... and it made me feel like crap. |
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—Lauren to Puck, Silly Love Songs |
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I don't think you're ready for this jelly. |
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—Lauren to Puck, Silly Love Songs |
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If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest of the world a finger, and [ I Know What Boys Like ] would be my national anthem. |
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Who told you that hairstyle was cool? Geronimo? |
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Santana: Oh My God Brittany's pregnant! |
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I want to be like a Kardashian. I want a TV show, and a fragrance. It'll be called Zizes, and the slogan will be: You just got Zized. |
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Puckerman, you're on a roll. |
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—Lauren, to Puck, Original Song |
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Lauren: Hey, Mercedes! Can I have your shoes? I promise to give a dirty pair of my flipflops in return. |
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—Lauren, to Mercedes, A Night of Neglect |
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I feel like a lemon meringue pie. |
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—Lauren to Kurt, Brittany and Tina, Prom Queen |
Season Three[]
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The Glee Club is not in my cool factor and I can't withstand it, all right?. My rep is in free-fall. Oh, don't be sad. Would always have "Subway." |
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—Lauren to Puck, after break up with him, The Purple Piano Project |
Season Four[]
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We're not flowers, we're losers. |
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