Let's Have a Kiki by Scissor Sisters is featured in the mash-up: Let's Have A Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time in Thanksgiving, the eighth episode of Season Four. It is sung by Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel. However, it is also released individually on the deluxe edition of Glee: The Music, Season 4, Volume 1.
Lyrics
Isabelle:
Hey, I’m calling you back.
Oh, she’s been a bitch tonight!
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere.
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels,
And the lashes and the ear
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for:
Mothers Touching My Ass
So then I get to the club
Looking like a drowned, harassed rat
And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny Five-O
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party
So no fee for me, and I don't even know what's the tea!
So I hope you’re up, girl,
'Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine
And put on you heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need!
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let’s have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors (Rachel: Tight)
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let’s have a kiki (Kurt: Mother)
Isabelle:
I’m gonna let you have it
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki (Kurt: Dive) (Rachel: Turn)
Work
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We’re gonna serve
Kurt:
And work
Rachel:
And turn
Isabelle:
And hon-hon-honey
The Orphans:
Kiki, oh yeah
Kurt:
A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We’re spilling tea and dishing just deserts when they deserve
Isabelle:
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let’s have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight)
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let’s have a kiki, (Kurt: Mother)
Isabelle:
I’m gonna let you have it
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki (Kurt: Dive) (Rachel: Turn)
Work
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We’re gonna serve
Kurt:
And work
Rachel:
And turn,
Isabelle:
And hon-hon-honey
Kurt and Rachel with the Orphans:
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non! (Kurt: non non)
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let’s have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors (Rachel: Tight)
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let’s have a kiki (Kurt: Mother)
The Orphans:
Aah
Isabelle:
I’m gonna let you have it
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki (Kurt: Dive) (Rachel: Turn)
Work
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We’re gonna serve
Kurt:
And work
Rachel:
And turn
Isabelle:
And hon-hon-honey
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki (The Orphans: Kiki)
Isabelle and Kurt:
I wanna have a kiki! (The Orphans: Soso)
Kurt:
Lock the doors (The Orphans: Oui, oui) (Rachel: Tight!) (The Orphans: Non non)
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki (Rachel: Hunty) (Kurt: Dropper) (The Orphans: Kiki, soso)
The Orphans:
Aah, Oui, oui
Isabelle with the Orphans:
I'm gonna let you have it (Friends: Non non)
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki (Friends: Kiki)
Kurt and Rachel with the Orphans:
I wanna have a kiki (The Orphans: Soso, oui, oui), boots, ten, queen (The Orphans: Non non)
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki (The Orphans: Kiki)
Isabelle:
We’re gonna serve (The Orphans: Soso)
Kurt:
And work (The Orphans: Oui, oui)
Rachel:
And turn
Isabelle:
And hon-hon-honey (The Orphans: Non non)
Kurt and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki!
Trivia
- Let's Have a Kiki is one of Chris Colfer's favorite songs.
- This is the second song that Isabelle sings with Kurt and Rachel, after The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed in Makeover.