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	Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time
Album:	TBA
Released:	November 26, 2012
By:	Scissor Sisters/Promises Promises
Sung by:	Kurt, Rachel, Isabelle, Brody and Isabelle's Fashion Industry Workers friends.
Solos:	Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle.
Place:	Kurt and Rachel's Apartment
Episode:	Thanksgiving

Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time by from Scissor Sisters/Promises Promises is a mash-up featured in Thanksgiving, the eighth episode of Season Four. It is sung by Isabelle, Kurt and Rachel, with back-up from Brody and Isabelle's friends.

The performance begins after the arrival of Isabelle's friends at Rachel and Kurt's apartment. Isabelle is nowhere to be seen until Kurt picks up his ringing phone to find she is on her way. The first verse begins as Isabelle speaks to Kurt. Isabelle enters their apartment and she, Rachel and Kurt begin to sing the chorus of the song as they "lock the doors tight" like the lyrics say. Everyone dances along to the song. Rachel then starts singing Turkey Lurkey Time which everyone joins in with and then after the song then transits back to Let's Have a Kiki, with Brody joining in. As the song ends, Rachel squeals that it's the "best thanksgiving ever!"

Glee also released a non mash-up version of Let's Have a Kiki, featured on the deluxe version of Glee: The Music, Season 4, Volume 1.

Lyrics

Isabelle:
Hey, I’m calling you back.
Oh, she’s been a bitch tonight!
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere.

So I had to put on the wig, and the heels,
And the lashes and the ear
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for:
Mothers Touching My Ass

So then I get to the club
Looking like a drowned, harassed rat
And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny Five-O

Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party
So no fee for me, and I don't even know what's the tea!
So I hope you’re up, girl,
'Cause we are all coming over

Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Light up the smoke machine
'Cause I know exactly what we need!

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with The Orphans:
Let’s have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!

Kurt:
Lock the doors (Rachel: tight)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with The Orphans:
Let’s have a kiki (Kurt: mother)

Isabelle:
I’m gonna let you have it

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with The Orphans:
Let's have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn)
Work

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with The Orphans:
Let's have a kiki

Isabelle:
We’re gonna serve

Kurt:
And work

Rachel:
And turn

Isabelle:
And hon-hon-honey

The Orphans:
Kiki, oh yeah

Kurt:
A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We’re spilling tea and dishing just deserts when they deserve

Isabelle:
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with The Orphans:
Let’s have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!

Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: tight)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with The Orphans:
Let’s have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)

Friends:
Aah

Isabelle:
I’m gonna let you have it

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with The Orphans:
Let's have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn)
Work

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with The Orphans:
Let's have a kiki

Isabelle:
We’re gonna serve

Kurt:
And work

Rachel:
And turn,

Isabelle:
And hon-hon-honey

Rachel:
It's turkey lurkey time
Tom turkey ran away but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let's make a wish
And may all your wishes come true

Kurt:
Turkey lurkey
goosey loosey

Rachel and Kurt with The Orphans:
Some for uncle Joe, some for cousin Lucy

Rachel with Kurt, Isabelle and The Orphans:
Everybody gather 'round the table
Dig in, dinner's being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see

Isabelle:
This kiki is marvelous!

Kurt and Rachel with The Orphans:
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non! (Kurt: non non)
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with The Orphans:
Let’s have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!

Kurt:
Lock the doors (Rachel: tight)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with The Orphans:
Let’s have a kiki (Kurt: mother)

The Orphans:
Aah

Isabelle:
I’m gonna let you have it

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with The Orphans:
Let's have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn)
Work

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with The Orphans:
Let's have a kiki

Isabelle:
We’re gonna serve

Kurt:
And work

Rachel:
And turn

Isabelle:
And hon-hon-honey

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with The Orphans:
Let's have a kiki (The Orphans: Kiki)

Isabelle and Kurt:
I wanna have a kiki! (The Orphans: Soso)

Kurt:
Lock the doors (The Orphans: Oui, oui) (Rachel: tight!) (The Orphans: Non non)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with The Orphans:
Let's have a kiki (Rachel: hunty) (Kurt: dropper) (The Orphans: Kiki, soso)

The Orphans:
Aah, Oui, oui

Isabelle with Friends:
I'm gonna let you have it (Friends: Non non)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with The Orphans:
Let's have a kiki (Friends: Kiki)

Kurt, Rachel and The Orphans:
I wanna have a kiki (Friends: Soso, oui, oui), boots, ten, queen (Friends: Non non)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle with The Orphans:
Let's have a kiki (The Orphans: Kiki)

Isabelle:
We’re gonna serve (The Orphans: Soso)

Kurt:
And work (The Orphans: Oui, oui)

Rachel:
And turn

Isabelle:
And hon-hon-honey (The Orphans: Non non)

Kurt and Rachel with The Orphans:
Let's have a kiki!

Trivia

In the studio version of this song, Isabelle sings 'Fire up the smoke machine'. In comparison, in the episode version she sings: 'Light up the smoke machine'.
Brooke Lipton, choreographer on Glee alongside Zach Woodlee, made her third appearance on Glee and second one in a musical number. She was dancing as one of Isabelle's friends in this performance.
D.J. Pierce, but most famously known as the drag personna Shangela Laquifa Wadley - who was sixth place on Ru Paul's Drag Race, Season Three - appeared as one of the party-goers (in the purple dress).
This performance also marks the second time Perez Hilton has made an appearance on Glee. As he makes a cameo here as a party-goer and a judge in Season 3 episode, Nationals.
This is Glee's third time releasing different versions of a song that includes Kurt and Rachel: the first being Defying Gravity - Rachel version and Kurt version plus a duet version; Don't Cry for Me Argentina - Rachel version and Kurt version plus a special duet version used in the episode Special Education; and Let's Have A Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time - one mashup version and a separate version of Let's Have a Kiki (featured on Glee: The Music - Season 4,'Volume 1).
This is the second song that Isabelle sings with Kurt and Rachel, after The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed in Makeover. Coincidentally, both songs are mash-ups.