Puck:
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins, so I'm out to get the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spraypaint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

Finn:
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stockcar flaming with a loser in the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat

Puck:
Someone came sayin' I'm insane
To complain about
A shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

Finn:
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You got a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark

Puck and Finn:
Saving all your food stamps for burning down the trailer park

Howard:
Yo

Finn:
Cut it!

Puck, Finn, Sandy, Terri and Howard:
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me (Finn: Double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me

Puck:
Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
Cause one's got a weasel and others got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and cocaine nose job
The daytime crap of the folk singers slop
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing

Finn:
Ya' can't write if ya' can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax, fallen on a termite
Who's chokin' on the splinters?

Puck, Finn, Sandy, Terri and Howard:
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby (Terri: I'm a loser baby) so why don't you kill me
(Finn: Get crazy with the cheezwhiz)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me (Finn: Drive, by, body pierce)

Howard:
Yo bring it on down

Puck, Finn, Sandy, Terri and Howard:
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me

Finn:
I'm a driver, I'm a winner things are gonna' change I can feel it

Puck, Finn, Sandy, Terri and Howard:
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby (Terri: I'm a loser baby) so why don't you kill me
(Terri, Howard and Sandy: Why don't you kill me) (Puck: I can't believe you!)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me

Terri, Howard and Sandy:
So why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby (Terri: I'm a loser baby) so why don't you kill me
So why don't you kill me (Puck: Sprechen Sie Deutsch, baby?)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me

Terri, Howard, Sandy, Finn and Puck:
So why don't you kill me?