Loser by Beck is featured in Funk, the twenty-first episode in Season One. It is sung by the customers and employees of Sheets-N-Things with solos from Finn, Howard, Puck, Sandy, and Terri.
They sing it after Sandy demands background music in the store while he shops. Terri stops the song just before the second verse is sung. It is revealed to be a dream/hallucination, when it shows Puck who is strumming air guitar.
Lyrics
Puck:
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins, so I'm out to get the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spraypaint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Finn:
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stockcar flaming with a loser in the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat
Puck:
Someone came sayin' I'm insane
To complain about
A shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Finn:
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You got a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Puck and Finn:
Saving all your food stamps for burning down the trailer park
Howard:
Yo
Finn:
Cut it!
Puck, Finn, Sandy, Terri, and Howard:
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me (Finn: Double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
Puck:
Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
Cause one's got a weasel and others got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and cocaine nose job
The daytime crap of the folk singers slop
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
Finn:
Ya' can't write if ya' can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax, fallen on a termite
Who's chokin' on the splinters?
Puck, Finn, Sandy, Terri, and Howard:
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby (Terri: I'm a loser baby) so why don't you kill me
(Finn: Get crazy with the cheezwhiz)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me (Finn: Drive, by, body pierce)
Howard:
Yo bring it on down
Puck, Finn, Sandy, Terri, and Howard:
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
Finn:
I'm a driver, I'm a winner things are gonna' change I can feel it
Puck, Finn, Sandy, Terri, and Howard:
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby (Terri: I'm a loser baby) so why don't you kill me
(Terri, Howard and Sandy: Why don't you kill me) (Puck: I can't believe you!)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
Terri, Howard, and Sandy:
So why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby (Terri: I'm a loser baby) so why don't you kill me
So why don't you kill me (Puck: Sprechen Sie Deutsch, baby?)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
Terri, Howard, Sandy, Finn, and Puck:
So why don't you kill me?