Mike's Quotations are the quotations made by Mike Chang in Seasons One, Two and Three. He is portrayed by Harry Shum Jr.
Season One[]
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Will: Anything else? |
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It's gonna be choppy. |
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Will: But what does that performance express? And what do those costumes illustrate? |
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—Will and Mike, Theatricality |
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(At the beginning of this year....) I was afraid to dance outside my room. |
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Season Two[]
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Tina: You assume we're dating because we're both Asian? That's so racist. |
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Rachel: Besides, how did you even find out about this? |
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Heeeeeeere...we go. |
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Everyone knows I'm here to do one thing...dance. You sing and I'll dance around you. You'll be fine. |
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We should go to Asian couples therapy. |
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Mike: I don't wanna do it. |
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Mike: (nervous)...I don't think I can do this. |
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They're just not cool with me dressing up like a tranny. |
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—Mike (to Will about his parents), The Rocky Horror Glee Show |
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Mike: I'll do it. |
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Stay away from my woman! |
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Rachel: Wait, what did we do wrong? Finn: No, it was us. It was the guys' fault. Mike: And Tina. |
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—Rachel, Finn and Mike, Never Been Kissed |
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I just wanna dance. |
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—Young Mike, The Substitute |
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Artie: Stop picking on Kurt. Karofsky: You mind? I'm changing Mike: We're serious. (slams locker closed) This is a warning. Karofsky: Oh, yeah? Artie: From now on you're gonna leave him alone. Karofsky: Look, if he wants to be a homo, that's up to him. Don't rub it in my face. Artie: We're not asking you. Mike: Yeah, we're done talking about this. It ends now. Just back off, alright? Karofsky: Why don't you back off? (Karofsky pushes Mike into Artie.) |
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Asian kiss? |
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—Mike to Tina, Special Education |
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I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff. |
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—Mike's Christmas Wish, A Very Glee Christmas |
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Mike: But there was salad, my mom had salad last night! Tina: My salad had chicken feet in it! At Breadstix, they don't have chicken feet in the salad! All I want is a normal night out, with a normal dinner, and a normal salad that doesn't have chicken feet in it! |
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Sam: Wait, what's it called? Mike: Trouty Mouth. |
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—Mike to Sam, Original Song |
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I told my mom I had the flu and she made me a traditional tea made out of...panda hair. |
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Mike: Are you playing Angry Birds? Tina: Sorry... Mike: Want me to show you my abs? Tina: ...If you want to? |
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We need a sugary sweet jolt of the Biebs to get us some action again. |
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Mike: I can't listen to this. Will: Mike are you OK? Mike: No. You guys complain all the time about being mistreated but, you have no idea what it's like to work your butt off for something and have everyone, even your friends, ignore you. |
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—Mike to Will and New Directions, A Night of Neglect |
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Mike Chang Dance Dance Revolution. I'm tired of my dancing being overshadowed by all of you guys singing. It's just gonna be me and my sweet moves on that stage. |
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—Mike talking about his performance for the benefit concert, A Night of Neglect |
Season Three[]
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Beiste: I just hope you didn't waste too much of your time. |
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—Mike after auditioning for West Side Story, Asian F |
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Puck: We all know why we're here. I've waited 5 years for this. I want ideas for Senior Ditch Day, go! Kurt: Oh, Gershwin song lines scavenger hunt! Santana: That sounds like torture. Puck: I want actual ideas, Kurt. Mike: Footloose movie marathon. Footloose, Footloose 2011! Mercedes: What about a non-alcoholic pub crawl? Puck: It's Senior Ditch Day, not senior citizens ditch day. Brittany: It's springtime, I'd like to see something give birth. |
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—Senior Class of WMHS 2012, Big Brother |
Season Four[]
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Mike: Oh, I totally get what you mean (Mercedes gives a knowing look to Kurt and Blaine). Mike (mouths): No idea what she means! |
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—Mike in Wonder-ful |
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Mercedes: Hey! Hold up! Take a deep, deep breath, little Puckerman, and remember this moment, 'cause your life's about to change forever. Mike: Mercedes wants you and me to be her featured dancers. You're a triple threat, dude. You're an amazing singer, you've got sweet dance moves... Mercedes: And you're sexy as hell! Mike: We think you're the Glee Club's secret weapon. You've got to start being a leader |
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—Mike and Mercedes to Jake in Wonder-ful |
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Mercedes: So my producer postponed the release of my CD until I agree to another photoshoot. One showing more skin. Mike: What? Screw him! |
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—Mike and Mercedes in Wonder-ful |