Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You? by Glee is featured in Rumours, the nineteenth episode of Season Two. It was created by April and Will for April's Broadway show, Crossrhodes: The April Rhodes Story.
Unlike most other songs recorded on Glee, this was not released as a single and only had a brief amount of screentime in the episode. A longer length of the song was featured on the Tap Tap Glee App, and also released online.
The song was written by music producer Adam Anders and co-creator Ian Brennan.
April:
I caught your eye from across the room.
And it gave me an idea, or two.
I slinked along; the piano played a song as I gave you the old “looky-loo”.
You're the kind of guy who tends to catch my eye.
In fact, you look familiar too.
Think I compared, you’d make a stellar pet,
Nice to meet you, have I slept with you?
See I have been around, my noodle ain’t so good.
And blind in one eye I huffed a lot of glue.
But if you concede, that yes we did the deed.
Well you can bet that I'm up for round two.
Will:
We took a cab back to my bachelor pad
I had a feeling I would see this thing through.
My doorman Stan, he took you by the hand,
As he said, "Right this way, you two" ...but you said:
April:
Stanley Glover, you were once my lover!
(It's April!) Yeah! I guess I slept with you!
Because my name is April Rhodes!
I've kissed princes and toads!
And it's a good bet, I've slept with you!
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