Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You? is an original song featured in Rumours, the nineteenth episode of Season Two. It is sung by April and Will. The song was written by music producer, Adam Anders and co-creator, Ian Brennan.
They sing it for April's Broadway show, Crossrhodes: The April Rhodes Story. Unlike most other songs recorded on Glee, this was not released as a single and only had a brief amount of screentime in the episode. A longer version of this song was featured on the Tap Tap Glee App and it is also released online.
I caught your eye from across the room.
And it gave me an idea, or two.
I slinked along; the piano played a song as I gave you the old “looky-loo”.
You're the kind of guy who tends to catch my eye.
In fact, you look familiar too.
Think I compared, you’d make a stellar pet,
Nice to meet you, have I slept with you?
See I have been around, my noodle ain’t so good.
In '91 I, I huffed a lot of glue.
But if you concede, that yes we did the deed.
Well you can bet that I'm up for round two.
We took a cab back to my bachelor pad
I had a feeling I would see this thing through.
My doorman Stan, he took you by the hand,
As he said, "Right this way, you two" ...but you said:
Stanley Glover, you were once my lover!
(It's April!) Yeah! I guess I slept with you!
Because my name is April Rhodes!
I've kissed princes and toads!
And it's a good bet, I've slept with you!