Artie:
Ooh, yeah
Uh!
A Scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
So

Blaine (with Artie and New Directions Boys):
(No!)
I don't want your number (No)
I don't want to give you mine and (No)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (No)
I don't want none of your time and (No)

Artie and Sam with New Directions Boys:
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me

Ryder:
But a scrub is checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me

Sam (with Artie):
Cuz I'm lookin' like class
And he's lookin' like trash
Can't (get wit' no deadbeat ass
So)

Joe (with Artie and New Directions Boys):
(No!)
I don't want your number (No)
I don't want to give you mine and (No)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (No)
I don't want none of your time (No)

Artie and Sam with New Directions Boys:
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me

Ryder:
If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son I'm talking to you (Artie: You)

Sam:
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes son I'm talking to you (Artie: I'm talking to you baby)

Joe:
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you

Artie:
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh, no, I don't want no

Blaine with New Directions Boys:
No scrub
No scrub

Ryder and Artie with New Directions Boys:
No, I don't want no scrub

Sam and Ryder with New Directions Boys:
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (Artie: Get no love from me)
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me (Artie: Trying to holler at me)

I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (Artie: From me)
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me (Artie: Trying to holler at me)

Blaine and Sam with New Directions Boys:
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (Artie: From me)
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride (Artie: Of his best friend's ride)
Trying to holler at me (Artie: Trying to holler at me)

I don't want no scrub (Artie: No scrub!)
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (Artie: Get no love from me)
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me (Artie: Trying to holler at me)

I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that
Can't get no love from me (Artie: No love from me)