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No Scrubs
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Album: Glee: The Music, The Complete Season Four
Released: January 18, 2013
By: TLC
Sung by: New Directions Boys
Solos: Artie, Blaine, Joe, Ryder, and Sam
Place: William McKinley High School Gymnasium
Episode: Sadie Hawkins

No Scrubs by TLC is featured in Sadie Hawkins, the eleventh episode of Season Four. It is sung by the New Directions Boys (except Jake) at the Sadie Hawkins dance, with each of them singing a solo.

Assuming that it must have been hard for the girls at their school to bring up the courage to ask a guy out to the dance, the boys dedicate this song to them. The crowd is shown to be enjoying the song and the elaborate dance moves. All the boys, except for Artie, take off their jacket during the performance.

Lyrics

Artie:
Ooh, yeah
Uh!
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
So

Blaine (with Artie and New Directions Boys):
(No!)
I don't want your number (No)
I don't want to give you mine and (No)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (No)
I don't want none of your time and (No)

Artie and Sam with New Directions Boys:
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me

Ryder:
But a scrub is checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me

Sam (with Artie):
Cuz I'm lookin' like class
And he's lookin' like trash
Can't (get wit' no deadbeat ass
So)

Joe (with Artie and New Directions Boys):
(No!)
I don't want your number (No)
I don't want to give you mine and (No)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (No)
I don't want none of your time (No)

Artie and Sam with New Directions Boys:
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me

Ryder:
If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son I'm talking to you (Artie: You)

Sam:
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes son I'm talking to you (Artie: I'm talking to you baby)

Joe:
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you

Artie:
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh, no, I don't want no

Blaine with New Directions Boys:
No scrub
No scrub

Artie and Ryder with New Directions Boys:
No, I don't want no scrub

Ryder and Sam with New Directions Boys:
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (Artie: Get no love from me)
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me (Artie: Trying to holler at me)

I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (Artie: From me)
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me (Artie: Trying to holler at me)

Blaine and Sam with New Directions Boys:
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (Artie: From me)
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride (Artie: Of his best friend's ride)
Trying to holler at me (Artie: Trying to holler at me)

I don't want no scrub (Artie: No scrub!)
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (Artie: Get no love from me)
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me (Artie: Trying to holler at me)

I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that
Can't get no love from me (Artie: No love from me)

Trivia

  • Jake is the only New Directions boy that did not sing in this song although he is mouthing the words.
  • This is Sam and Artie's third time singing at a school dance and the song being a group number. The first one was Friday in Season Two, and the second was What Makes You Beautiful in Season Three.  
  • The same song has been featured in one of SimGM Production's Glee Spoof episodes, only with the New Directions Girls singing it.
  • Amber Riley danced to a remix of the original version of the song on Dancing With the Stars.

Errors

  • Artie's gloves keep appearing and disappearing throughout the performance.

Gallery

Videos

TLC - No Scrubs ( Official ) 04:12

TLC - No Scrubs ( Official )

Glee-No Scrubs (Full Performance)-0 01:48

Glee-No Scrubs (Full Performance)-0

No Scrubs - Glee HD Full Studio 02:51

No Scrubs - Glee HD Full Studio

Glee - No Scrubs - Acapella Version 01:52

Glee - No Scrubs - Acapella Version

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  • No scrubs

    3 messages
    • I mean, Glee did two TLC songs, and they both kicked ass to me; but...okay.
    • What?! They rocked those songs! Being honest I agree with you.I'm a huge TLC fan and I totally get what you're saying.Like I don't want them...

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