Ryder's Quotations are quotations made by Ryder Lynn, portrayed by Blake Jenner.


Season Four

Another one? (referring to a C-)
I don't understand. All I do is study. I haven't even seen Dark Knight Rises yet.

Ryder, The Role You Were Born to Play

Your mom rules. She always gives me extra meatballs on Spaghetti Day.

Ryder to Marley, The Role You Were Born to Play

Ryder: Then Google “Johnny Pappas”. He’s my second cousin. He was a wrestler at Bowling Green, and the coach was always making him drop weight. So Johnny did all the crazy diets and puked every day and when that stopped working, he used laxatives. Then last March, in the middle of a match...
Marley: He died?¨
Ryder: He crapped himself in front of the whole school.

Ryder and Marley, Glease

I don't want to kiss a girl who's got puke on her breath. Either on stage... or later.

Ryder to Marley, Glease

You look amazing. You sound amazing. This is going to be amazing.

Ryder to Marley, Glease

Look, man, I don't want any trouble. I know you're a bad-ass. You want to know how I know you're such a bad-ass? Because you ride a Razor scooter. Nothing says "I'm a badass" like a Razor scooter.

Ryder to Jake, Dynamic Duets

Mega Stud won't complain.

Ryder to Jake about Jake's reluctance to do a duet in superhero costumes, Dynamic Duets

Jake: Hold on. Did you seriously just call yourself 'Megastud'?
Ryder: It's my alter-ego.

Jake and Ryder, Dynamic Duets

Finn: Only by admitting your weaknesses can you realize your strengths.
Ryder: You sound like Yoda, Dude.

Finn and Ryder, Dynamic Duets

You know, do you know how it's like to have a real secret identity? Not like Clark Kent or Peter Parker, but to know inside that you're not who everyone thinks you are. My whole life, it's always been "Ryder just needs to apply himself," "Ryder's smart, he just needs to work harder," "Focus, get it together, man up." But inside, man, I knew they were all wrong. It didn't matter how hard I focused or how hard I worked, I was stupid. And if anyone ever found that out, if they knew the real me... I was... I was sure it would've killed my parents.

Ryder to Finn, Dynamic Duets

Jake: So did you do an apple pie 500 times before you had sex?
Ryder: That’s exactly what I did, but I wore condoms so I didn't make any apple fritters.

Ryder and Jake, Thanksgiving

Chicks dig hot guys who are willing to get naked for a calendar, but what they're really looking for is a guy who will get naked emotionally.

Ryder to Jake, Naked

Ryder: It's a heart pendant from the jeweler at the mall. It's pretty but it's not too expensive so she won't think you stole it.
Jake: I'm going to ignore the subtly racist overtones of that comment because you are my hero.

Ryder and Jake, I Do

Unique: I just don't want to lose what we have.
Ryder: We don't have anything. I'm not going to punch you in the face, but I will not speak to you ever again.

Ryder and Unique, All or Nothing

Season Five

What are you talking about? Mr. Schuester's a genius.

Ryder to Jake, A Katy or A Gaga

Rebelling is one thing, but betraying who we are, that’s not cool.

Ryder, The End of Twerk

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