Sebastian's Quotations are quotes made by Sebastian Smythe, portrayed by actor Grant Gustin.
Season Three[]
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Once a Warbler, always a Warbler, right? |
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Do I look like a freshman? |
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I was like, I don't know who this Blaine guy is, but apparently he's sex on a stick and sings like a dream. |
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Why did you leave Dalton? Were you bored with all the preppies around here? Or is it that you broke too many hearts to stay? |
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I could really use some more insights from you, Blaine. You know, Warbler to Warbler. |
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I forgot how lame this town is. When I lived in Paris, I drank [Courvoisier] like it was mother's milk. |
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And your whole 'Bashful schoolboy' thing? Super hot. |
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Doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother you. |
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I was dying to meet Blaine. Those Warblers just won't shut up about him. Didn't think he could live up to the hype, but as it turns out... |
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—Sebastian to Kurt, The First Time |
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And as sexy as that sounds, what do you say we shake things up? I get you guys a couple of fake IDs, and we head over to Scandals in West Lima? |
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—Sebastian to Blaine and Kurt, The First Time |
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The last time I was there [at Scandals], I met the man of my dreams on the dance floor…We broke up about twenty minutes after we met. |
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—Sebastian to Blaine and Kurt, The First Time |
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Come on, guys, live a little! |
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—Sebastian to Blaine and Kurt, The First Time |
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A beer for Blaine, and for Kurt, a Shirley Temple with extra cherries. I hear you're the designated driver. Like, all the time. |
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—Sebastian to Blaine and Kurt, The First Time |
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It's so crazy. I'm sitting over there, checking out this guy, and all of a sudden I'm like, "Wait a second… I know that hair"! What's up, buddy, haven't seen you online! |
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If there's one guy that can whip New Directions into a legitimate threat, it's Blaine Anderson, right? |
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Fun. I don't like you either. |
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Let's get a few things straight. Blaine's too good for you, New Directions is a joke, and one of us has a hard luck case of the 'gay face', and it ain't me. Odds are by the end of the school year, I'll have Blaine and a Nationals trophy, and you'll have khakis and a Lima Bean apron, and that gay face. |
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Duh, the next time we're all going out drinking, killer! |
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You take care of that Warbler, Kurt. |
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Hey, Blaine. Hello, everyone else. |
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—Sebastian to Blaine, Artie, Rachel, Kurt, and Santana, Michael |
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Blaine told me this morning. I just called for a tip on how to get red wine out of my blazer piping and Blaine would not stop going on about it. |
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Oh, hey, Kurt, I didn't recognize you. You are wearing boy clothes for once. |
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Unless you wanna join your relatives in prison, that's probably not the best idea. You see, my dad is sorta what you'd call a states attorney. But, if you had a piñata you wanted delivered, I could make sure that got to them. |
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You really think you're that bad? Is that what they teach you at that little public school of yours? |
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Bummer, about Blaine. He was pretty. |
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She questioned my honor. I demand satisfaction in Warbler tradition... Everyone else clear out, I don't want you to see me make a girl cry. |
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I can't stand the stench of public schools. |
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Well well well, if it isn't a young Barbra Streisand and an old Betty White. Where's Gay Cyclops? Still trying to stumble his way in? |
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I want a guaranteed Regionals win so I want you to drop out. McKinley gets home court advantage this year, and you're gonna come down with Asian bird-flu, or whatever Tina Blowhen-Wang just had. |
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And you give the gay community cutting-edge fashions usually only seen on Puerto-Rican Pride floats. |
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It's all fun and games... until it's not. |
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—Sebastian to Santana, Brittany, Kurt, and Blaine, On My Way |
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Season Four[]
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Sebastian: No more bullying, blackmail, or assault this year. |
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—Sebastian and Blaine, Dynamic Duets |
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You know what goes great with a new Dalton blazer? An impromptu song. |
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—Sebastian to Blaine, Dynamic Duets |
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What'd I tell you? Flawless. |
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—Sebastian to Hunter after Blaine sang My Dark Side, Dynamic Duets |