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The Substitute
Season Two, Episode Seven

First Aired	November 16, 2010
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The Substitute is the seventh episode of Glee's second season, and the twenty-ninth episode overall. It premiered on November 16, 2010.

Gwyneth Paltrow debuts as a guest star in this episode, portraying Holly Holiday, a substitute Spanish teacher who takes over New Directions when Will Schuester gets sick. Paltrow sings three songs in this episode; one as a duet with Rachel, one as lead with New Directions and one as a duet with Will with New Directions backing. Jessalyn Gilsig returned for her role as Terri Del Monico.

The episode was directed by Ryan Murphy and written by Ian Brennan.

Plot

Cheerleading coach Sue Sylvester is appointed acting principal of William McKinley High School after having Principal Figgins infected with the flu. Glee club director Will Schuester is also infected, he sees the kids as if they were toddlers, meaning he has to have at least a life threatening fever of 41C/105.8F fever to be hallucinating this severely, then he takes time off work to recover. He is cared for by his ex-wife Terri and the two begin to reconnect and end up sleeping together.

Will's lessons are covered by substitute teacher Holly Holiday, whose unconventional methods include discussing Lindsay Lohan in Spanish, singing Conjunction Junction in English, and roleplaying as Mary Todd Lincoln (Mary Todd Lincoln in the house!) in History. She agrees to take over the glee club (at Kurt's urging) in Will's absence and impresses the entire club, minus co-captain Rachel Berry, with her rendition of Cee Lo Green's Forget You (also known as F*** You). She later wins over Rachel by duetting with her on Nowadays/Hot Honey Rag from Chicago.

Club member Kurt Hummel neglects his best friend Mercedes Jones in favor of his new friend Blaine Anderson. Mercedes is offended when Kurt tries to set her up on a date with a football player on the basis that they are both black, and feels left out when she accompanies Kurt and Blaine to dinner, where conversation is dominated by gay issues and icons. When Sue begins a healthy eating initiative and declares a ban on Tater Tots, Mercedes takes a defiant stance, because she feels that it is her right to choose what she eats for lunch. She organizes a student protest and fills the tailpipe of Sue's Le Car with Tots, which according to Sue caused $17,000 worth of damage to the car.

Sue's initiative proves popular with the students' parents and her appointment as principal is made permanent. Meaning that she essentially has the power to achieve her lifelong dream of disbanding the Glee Club, which she does not do. She fires Will, who is later visited by Holly seeking advice. Holly feels out of her depth as a teacher, having enabled Mercedes' behavior. She confesses that she originally took her work seriously until a student punched her in the face, prompting her more laid-back approach. Terri arrives while they are talking and is angered by Holly's presence. Will tells her that their reunion was a mistake and asks her to leave his apartment and never return.

Kurt confronts Mercedes, suggesting that she is substituting food for love and their friendship for a romantic relationship. Mercedes agrees to talk to Anthony, the student Kurt attempted to set her up with. As she departs, Kurt is approached by school bully Dave Karofsky, who threatens to kill him if Kurt reveals his closeted homosexuality. Kurt is terrified by this threat and temporarily unable to move.

At the urging of the glee club members, Sue re-instates Will. Even though Sue can, seeing as she is the Principal, easily disband the Glee Club, which she has attempted to do so for nearly every episode she has appeared in. He suggests a group performance of Singing In the Rain,but the kids aren't into it. He asks for Holly's help to modernize it, resulting in a mash-up with Rihanna's Umbrella.

Songs

Song Title	Original Artist	Performer(s)
Conjunction Junction †	Schoolhouse Rock!	Holly Holliday with English Students
Forget You	Cee-Lo Green	Holly Holliday and New Directions
Make 'Em Laugh	Donald O'Connor	Will Schuester
Nowadays/Hot Honey Rag	Chicago	Holly Holliday and Rachel Berry
Singin' In the Rain/Umbrella	Gene Kelly/Rihanna feat. Jay-Z	Holly Holliday, Will Schuester and New Directions

† denotes an unreleased song.

Guest Stars

Special Guest Star

Gwyneth Paltrow as Holly Holliday

Guest Cast

Co-Stars

Loanne Bishop as Waitress
Ashley Fink as Lauren Zizes
Ryan Heinke as Stoner Brett
Lauren Potter as Becky Jackson
Alexys Alonzo as Mini Santana
Naya Rivera and Alexys Alonzo
Added by Funnyninja
Lauren Boles as Mini Rachel
Loryn Shay Charbonnier as Mini Brittany
Jada Harris as Mini Mercedes
Evan Kishiyama as Mini Mike
Matthew Lepper as Mini Puck

Others

Adam Kolkin as Mini Kurt
Jake Vaughn as Mini Finn
? as Mini Tina
Landon Zakhar as Mini Artie
? as Mini Sam
Avery Phillips as Mini Quinn

Absent Cast Member

Jayma Mays as Emma Pillsbury
Mike O'Malley as Burt Hummel

Trivia

Gwyneth said that the Singing in the Rain/Umbrella performance was so fun to do. She said she felt like a kid again.
Kevin commented that he got stuck in the wheelchair during Singing in the Rain/Umbrella because Lea Michele and the others made a competition out of kicking water towards him, soaking him.
It is ironic that Kurt tells Mercedes he doesn't want another Rachel-Jesse traitor debacle with Blaine, when Blaine himself gets into the same situation with Sebastian in season 3 (When Blaine tells Sebastian New Directions was planning on doing Michael Jackson for Regionals).
In the episode Throwdown, Finn mentioned Gwyneth Paltrow while talking baby names with Quinn, saying how he thinks it's cool she named her baby Apple because he likes apples. In this episode, Gwyneth Paltrow appears as The Substitute.
Dominic Barnes as a student can be seen in Holly Holiday's Spanish class. He currently plays Trent.

Errors

During the scene where Will imagines the Glee Club as 5 year olds, the scene before Dianna isn't seen, but her mini-me is. This is due to her being sick on the day of shooting.
Dominic Barnes, the actor who later plays Warbler Trent, is seen in Holly's Spanish class, implying he is a McKinley student when his character is actually not.

Quotes

“	Mary Todd Lincoln in the house! My husband was probably gay and I'm bipolar which makes me yell about things like "That teacup is spreading lies about me" or "This can't be my baby, because i don't love it."	”
—Holly

“	Rachel: Now class I want you to all go around and discuss what songs they like to hear me perform at sectionals. Santana: You know what!!! starts yelling in Spanish Rachel: Screams	”
—Rachel and Santana