Jessie: Je suis amoureuse de toi. Now say it, Cass.
Cass: I'm in love with you?
Jessie: She questioned it!
Kerwin: She totally questioned it!
Cass: No!

—Jessie, Cass and Kerwin

Gavin: Well, the secret is; I am Obama. :O
Kerwin: OMG! O:

—Gavin and Kerwin

Rebecca: Guys, don't blame him. Blame that damn pillow.
William: ^
Kerwin: Pillow. o;
William: Pillow likes his snuggle time. ;)
Rebecca: Pillow is a male? :O

—Rebecca, William and Kerwin

Kerwin: Ooh, lemme try, lemme try... Nads
Nadiah: Yes?
Kerwin: I'm straight. I love you.
Nick: LOL.
Kerwin: Fun. xD
Nadiah: OMG I'M SORRY but I laughed. XD

—Kerwin, Nadiah and Nick

Kerwin: I ship Mercedes' "TOTS" sign with Angry Mother's "ANGRY" sign.

—Kerwin

Oorna: My internet is not lagging! :D Victory is mine >:D So, what's up guys?
William: OOR :D
Kerwin: *Makes Oorna Lag* >~>
(Oorna's internet lags)
Jessie: :O KER
Kerwin: I have magical powers! O:

—Oorna, Kerwin, William and Jessie

Juan: Hoes all?
Ali: >.>
Jackie: >.<
Juan: HOWS. Worst typo ever. :P

—Juan, Ali and Jackie

Kerwin: I just realized something.
Nadiah: Yeah?
Isha: ?
Kerwin: You'd think that with Rachel's 2 gay dads that she'd have fashionable clothes but... I like her clothing, but still. xD
Nadiah: XDDD

—Kerwin, Nadiah and Isha

Rebecca: Ker was not a shark, he was a Pandark. He had always wanted some pie, what a cute little guy.
Oorna: :D Kerwin would love that.
Rebecca: Oohh God, pretend I never said that. XD
Kerwin: ... *Screenshots that*

—Rebecca, Oorna and Kerwin

Isha: Juan, is it your birthday?
Kerwin: I thought it was July 5th?
Juan: No. It's July 5th, yes.
Kerwin: See? I remembered... Stalking his Profile Page helped. :P
Sarah: :P

—Isha, Kerwin, Juan and Sarah

Nathan:Well I need to go to ben.
bed* -_-
Nadiah: NATHAN XD
Nathan: Shut up. -_-
Nadiah: Can't you go to both? :P
Nathan: Worst typo EVER.

—Nathan and Nadiah

Nadiah: Nat. :3
Nathan: Hi.
Kerwin: Hi? Is that the best "I'm back! Sorry, my internet hates me" line you can think of? D:
Nathan: Well I... I...
Nadiah: Bromance quarrel. *munches popcorn* Go ahead, I'm not even here.
Kerwin: You Fangirl. >A>

—Nadiah, Nathan and Kerwin

Jessie: Sasha is offline, he had to do something.
Sasha: Yeah, I'm offline. I have something to do. lololol(Clearly not offline)

—Jessie and Sasha