My name is Audrey. Twiglike in structure and prickly in nature, I'm a narcissistic future English teacher with a pile of Batman comics and a depraved sense of humor. I also harbor same-sex tendencies and a vicious love of anything and everything Kurtofsky and Britanna related. I'm a sophomore college student at a liberal arts school that no one's ever hear of in the middle of nowhere. Aaaand. Well, yeah. That's pretty much my life story. Oh, and read this-

Why I ship Kurtofsky, said more eloquently than I ever could: http://eiseedoesit.tumblr.com/post/5458778793/talking-bout-love-stories-a-look-at-kum-klaine-and

Audrey
General Information
Gender:	Female
Age:	19
Hair Color:	Brown
Eye Color:	Blue
Birthday:	May 4th
Height:	5'7
Occupation(s):	Student, financal leech, full-time lesbian
Aliases:	PassengerSeatKid
Family & Friends
Relationships:	Karofsky (man-crush/big sisterly feelings), Santana (actual crush), Kurt (gay soul mate), Laptop (unhealthy dependency)
Friends:	Kurtofsky shippers, Brittana shippers, People who can make coherent arguments for their pairings ("cuz it's cute" and "cuz Darren's hawt" doesn't count)
Pet(s):	Confucius (16 year old terrier) (love of my life)
Enemies:	Klaine shippers (most of them, at least), Karofsky bashers
Other Information
Clique:	Those pretentious intellectual hipster indie kids who tend to be art, music, or theater majors
Education:	English Education major, Sophomore standing
Talent:	Ability to predict every Glee plot twist; Can shove entire fist in my mouth; Sings and plays guitar like a bamf
Vulnerabilities:	Comic/anime geek
Strengths:	Can probably bench press about 10 pounds aand run 30 feet before collapsing
Weaknesses:	Arrogance, Brutal honesty, Stubbornness
Series Information
First appearance:	Pilot
Last appearance:	I'll watch Glee until Karofsky and Santana leave

My Favorite Characters Edit

• Dave Karofsky
• Kurt Hummel
• Santana Lopez
• Brittany Pierce
• Sebastian
• Burt Hummel
• Shannon Beiste
• Other than those... I really just don't care all that much about any other characters.

My Favorite EpisodesEdit

• On My Way
• Prom Queen
• Heart
• Never Been Kissed
• Sexy
• Born This Way
• Theatricality

My Favorite Songs Edit

• Glad You Came
• Cough Syrup
• Landslide
• Teenage Dream
• Defying Gravity (Kurt solo)

My Favorite Couples Edit

• Kurtofsky
• Brittana
• Will never be canon, but I like them anyway: Blainofsky, Save, Faberry, Rachana, BeckyxArtie, Willdebeiste, and Puckurt
• And other than those, I really don't care about any other couples. Finchel, Tike, Wemma... I'm neutral. The only couples I really despise are Quinn with Sam, Puck, or Finn; and Klaine. Most of all Klaine. Don't get me started. o_o