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Funny Glee Lines LOL

Finn: I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people.

Rachel: That was you?

Kurt: You and your friends threw pee balloons at me.

Finn: I know.

Kurt: You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof.

Finn: I wasn't actually there for that, but I'm really sorry.

[After Rachel and Finn finish singing. Mike claps a little, Tina stops him]

Mercedes: Okay, do I even have to say it?

Sam: That was rude.

Tina: Like really rude.

Quinn: I seriously wanted to punch both of you.

Quinn: Does that work on the girls where you're from? The impressions, the bad jokes, the Navi?

Sam: I don't know. I went to an all boys boarding school.

Quinn: [nods] Now it makes sense.

Quinn: Is it? Guys whisper behind our backs about how we look everyday. They objectify us all the time.

Santana: Yeah, earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when I’m done with the ostrich eggs I’m smuggling in my bra.

Quinn: I've been down this path before. I know this feeling. L-like I need you! Duets don't work for me. And I don't need you. What I NEED is to find a way to keep Santana off my heels. What I NEED is to find new ways to torture Rachel.

Quinn: [to Rachel] What's your angle? Me winning means you losing, and you'll do whatever it takes to make sure that doesn't happen. So what's in it for you?

Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.

Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.

Rachel: I think you and I are a little more similar than you might think.

Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.

Will: All right guys, let's get down to business. First, let's welcome back Noah Puckerman. [to Puck] Puck, I hope your time in juvie has taught you a lesson or two about right and wrong.

Puck: Are you kidding me? I ruled that place. All I did was crack skulls and lift weights all day.

Quinn: Wow, what a catch. I can't believe I ever let you go.