"There's not better place to be than on top."

"Guys, I'm pretty sure that Santa's in hiding this time of year."

"I waited for you yesterday. You never showed. I hope everything's okay. A family member isn't sick, are they?"

"Why can't I be in both Basketball and Glee? It's a free country, isn't it?"

"Ya know, things would run a lot smoother if they'd let me rule the world."

"You're actually a good singer. Occasionally sharp, but it's clearly because you lack my years of training."

"I helped them trick out the new sound system. Pretty sweet, eh?"

"Heh heh, yeah. Well, a lot of girls around here find me attractive, for some reason."

"We have John Lasster to thank for so many things."

"How could I not fit in? I'm highly likeable."

"Yeah, well, life's a bitch. And so am I. Get used to it."

"Insult me all you want. But do not say a word about my kids. This club has more loyalty in it than the rest of the school. And in my books, that counts for a whole lot."

"Even though half the time, I don't understand what anyone is saying, I know how to teach. It's one of the things I can do."