I haven't made a blog in a while, but since it's the holidays, I'll write a review after each episode to keep myself busy and to try something new.

• 1 The Plot
  • 1.1 Brittany/Kurt
  • 1.2 Kurt
  • 1.3 Quinn/Shelby/Puck/Beth
  • 1.4 Blaine
• 2 The Songs
  • 2.1 Somewhere
  • 2.2 I Am The Greatest Star
  • 2.3 Something's Coming
• 3 Overall Grade
• 4 Thank You for reading

Unicorns? Really? I love Brittany, and I like Kurt, but this is High School. I'm not in High School yet, in two years I will be, but will teenagers really take this seriously? I liked Kurt's other poster. It was understated, something not too gay, and it kind of reminded me of Single Ladies way back in Preggers (y'know, with the black and grey and the sexy-liciousness). With the unicorn posters, it'll be Prom Queen all over agai…

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I fooled you! It was a friend, not a foe (I bet you all thought it was gonna be Voldemort, didn't cha?)

Slytherin Sensations were working on their latest song, with Draco and Neville watching until...

"Good morning" a familiar voice rung out

"Who's that?" Draco asked, scared

"It's only me, Fred" the voice answered

"Fred Weasley?" asked Neville

"Yes. My twin brother, George ressurected me. He's also here, waiting in the car"

"Do you have any idea what you're doing? Do you realize that you're interrupting glee club rehearsals?" Kimmy snapped

Fred changed the subject. "So, let's split them up"

"Split who up?" Chloe asked

"Split you guys into groups"

"Groups?" asked Langston

"Yes, silly"

"Let's do so" Neville and Draco cheered.

Fred wanted to train his grou…

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'Kay guys, here's chapter 11. Now, since I hate Charlie and Mary together with a burning passion, I used my trolling skills to break them up.

Quinn Fabray happily skipped into her old choir classroom.

"Good afternoon, Will" she chirped

"It's nice to see you here, Quinn" he replied

"So... we have another funeral to attend"

"For who?"

"Sam..."

"Oh yeah! Wait... he died?"

Quinn facepalmed herself. "Yes, Will"

"So, when is it?"

"On Friday"

"We gotta plan our number"

"How about Friday?"

"Friday? Nah... the kids HATE that song"

"What about Don't Stop?"

"That would be highly ironic"

"How?"

"Just because"

"I have an idea"

"What?"

"Never mind"

Jacob Ben Israel was doing his usual web show, JBI.

"I hope you wanna hear about the latest gossip? Well... it starts of like th…

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Okay guys, here's the second chapter. I know there aren't any songs, but I didn't know how to fit them in. Near the end has a Order of the Phoenix reference, only altered. Now, as I may have stated at the end with an unnamed foe, I'll give a hint: it isn't Bellatrix. Let's get the chapter started.

"Okay guys... we need more members, so Weasley, don't go to..." Draco was interrupted by a familiar voice

"Is there a Malfoy here?"

"Yes. And they're talking to you right now"

"Draco? That's you?"

"Yes it is, dimwit. Get out of rehearsals. Or else It'll be Avada Kedavra time"

"Dude, it's just me! Neville... y'know, the guy who..."

"I know who you are Longbottom!" Draco snapped

"Sheesus! Where'd you get that attitude from?"

"The store" the blond joked.

"Um.…

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Okay guys, here's the football episode. It's like Sue Sylvester Shuffle, with a bit of a twist. I thought the team winning the game in the end was cliche, so I made them lose. And I thought the three cheerleaders stuck in limbo and choosing New Directions was cliche too, so I made only Kimmy choose glee club.

What does winning Sectionals meant to you? Getting ready for Regionals.

Work had to be done. Only thing wrong was… the football championships were coming up. Fast. It was the Super Bowl of high school.

"Okay guys…" Mr Schue did his usual routine. Walking in, all chirpy while the class acted bored. The only thing that was odd was the fact that the footballers, Liam, Lachlan, Nick and Jeffrey were all pumped up.

"Mr. Schue, can we do any so…

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