Brittany Susan Pierce, aged 18 of Lima, Ohio, can tell the future. 2 years ago, on a date with Finn Hudson and Santana Lopez, both 18, she asked Santana, quote: "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" Well, folks, it's true. Santana, now Brittany's girlfriend, is who we assume would be a dolphin. She is gay/lesbian, slightly mean, and in her school's performance of "West Side Story", she was a Shark. Coincidence? I think not! Did Brittany have any idea about this when she asked the somewhat harmless question? Maybe. However, readers, we will get the answer!

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"Well," said Rachel, "I guess we'll have to start without her. The beginning speech will bore her anyway. Santana, can I trust you with my phone?"

"Yeah, sure," replied Santana.

About five minutes later, Rachel's phone rang.

"It's Quinn!" Santana yelled. Then she answered the phone. Her face paledd immediately. "Guys, we have to go --- NOW. I'll take Rachel and Brittany. Mike will take Tina and Mercedes. Finn - Sam and Puck. Sugar, Rory and Artie. Kurt and Blaine, you two go together. Got it?"

"Wh-where are we going?" Tina asked quietly.

"To the hospital. GET IN THE CAR NOW."

What was a sunny day an hour ago had turned into a dreary day. Rain lashed the sides of the car. Lightning flashed across the sky. Thunder rumbled in the distance.

"What hap…

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