'Smooth Criminal' is the second episode to Glee: The Unitards.
Previous Episode: In The Beginning
Next Episode: Preparation Begins
Summary[]
A few more auditions are held, and the auditioners all find out whether they were accepted into the club. Harmony sees all her dreams collapsing around her and tries to win a spot back into the Unitards. Meanwhile, Amanda bribes a friend to join the glee club after a bully named Laura joins. After Harmony apologizes to Jesse for the slap, he has a very hard decision to make; to let her back in the glee club or not. Also, a new romance starts to spark.
Plot/Script[]
So here's what you missed on Glee: The Unitards: The Unitards. The Unitards finally got a new coach; Jesse St. James. A few auditions were held and everyone is waiting to find out whether they were accepted or not. Also, Harmony slapped Jesse and she got kicked out of the Unitards, now she's really upset. And that's what you missed on GLEE!!
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Harmony runs into the choir room. She almost trips over as she is wearing high heels.
Liz, Poppy, Jason and Terri are all in there.
“Wow, I love your high heels! They’re like the slippers Dorothy wears in The Wizard of Oz!” says Poppy.
“Sorry Poppy, but we don’t have time. If Jesse catches me in this room after he kicked me out, he’ll probably try and get Mr. Jelly to suspend me!” says Harmony with a frown on her face.
Harmony walks up to the pianist and the band members, then says with a smile, “Hit it everyone!”
They launch into ‘Like It Like That’ by Guy Sebastian. Harmony and Terri sing it as a duet. They share glances constantly throughout the song.
Guy Sebastian- Like it Like That (Lyrics)
Like It Like That
“Terri:
Uh, hey, hey
Ain't it a funny thing, how you run to me
When he sends you spinning out of control to the N-th degree
You know I make it right, I'm at your command
You can tell me anything you want, you know I’m gonna understand
Harmony:
I won't let you down, break it down-d-down-d-down
Never let you down, break it down
Harmony and Terri with the Unitards:
Hey-yo, do ya like it like that
I'm the only one who can love ya like that
Now, Hey-yo, do ya like it like that
I'm the only one who can love ya like that, hey
Terrif:
So should I shut my mouth, and should I hide my heart
Or should I let it out into the light, that you and him should be apart
Is he hangin on, to every word you speak?
Does he rub your back and play with your hair until you fall asleep? Harmony and Terri: I don't think so, baby
Terri:
I won't let you down, break it down-d-down-d-down
Never let you down, break it down
Harmony and Terri with the Unitards:
Hey-yo, do ya like it like that
I'm the only one who can love ya like that
Now, Hey-yo, do ya like it like that
I'm the only one who can love ya like that
Now, Hey-yo, do ya like it like that
I'm the only one who can love ya like that
Now, Hey-yo, do ya like it like that
I'm the only one who can love ya like that
Terri:
He might say he's in love with you
But he'll never do the things that I can do
Harmony:
You can be your watch with the diamond band
Because I know you better than the back of my hand
Terri with the Unitards laughing:
Now, Hey-yo, do ya like it like that
I'm the only one who can love ya like that
Now, Hey-yo, do ya like it like that
I'm the only one who can love ya like that
Terri and Harmony with the Unitards:
Now, Hey-yo, do ya like it like that
I'm the only one who can love ya like that
Hey-yo, do ya like it like that
Baby I'm the only one, oh oh oh
Hey-yo, do ya like it like that
I'm the only one who can love ya like that
Now, Hey-yo
I'm the only one who can love ya, love ya, love ya, like that
Hey-yo, do ya like it like that
I'm the only one who can love ya like that (Who can love ya like that)
Hey-yo, do ya like it like that
I'm the only one who can love ya like that (Tell me baby who can love ya like that)
Hey-yo, do ya like it like that (Nobody baby)
I'm the only one who can love ya like that
Hey-yo, do ya like it like that (Nobody baby)
No one can love ya like that
Hey-yo, do ya like it like that
I'm the only one who can love ya like that (x5)”
At the end of the song, Poppy, Liz, Jason, Terri and Harmony all cheer and laugh with each other.
“If only you were in the glee club still,” says Terri with an unfortunate tone.
Harmony then waves, and turns to walk out of the room.
“Goodbye,” she says sadly whilst taking her last few steps out of the choir room. As she walks out, she sees Jesse. With her shock of being caught out, she stumbles over one of her high heels and lands flat on the ground.
“Totally busted,” she says while peeking up at an angry looking Jesse. Jesse shakes his head in disappointment. Harmony picks herself up and decreases her blue dress. Her dress was the same colour as she was feeling right this moment; blue. Her face is blanched with fear.
“I can’t believe you would come back like that,” criticizes Jesse, “I thought you were better than that. I clearly told you not to come back. Also, you deserved that fall just then. That’s the way karma works Harmony.”
Harmony looks upset. She thinks of all the opportunities she could have had in the future if she was in the glee club. She pictures herself performing on a stage in front of so many people that it would be impossible to count all their happy faces. She then visualizes the stage, and suddenly, as if out of nowhere, the stage and all the people watching begin to shake. The screaming from the crowd frightens Harmony. Then suddenly they fall and fall. They continue falling until a big splash of water echoes around the drains. She struggles to swim in the deep waters. Everyone coughs and splutters water out of their mouths. Harmony sees herself drowning. All her dreams seem to be collapsing around her. Anger starts to build up inside her body, like a volcano ready to explode any moment. She can’t contain her frustration any longer.
She is about to burst, then at last, “MR. JESSE SAINT JAMES!” she roars, “I demand you to let me back in this club right now!!”
“You slapped me in the face, Harmony! If you don’t respect your teacher then you can’t be in my club!”
Tears are dripping down her face rapidly, so extremely fast.
“Fine, I’m sorry for slapping your face! Just let me in this club! Singing is my life, if I can’t sing, then I don’t know WHAT to do! Glee club is the only place I feel accepted in this school, you take that away from me and you ruin my life,” convinces Harmony apologetically.
She feels her heart beating a lot faster than it usually would. Jesse feels sympathy towards Harmony, but he also feels hatred towards her because of ‘the slap’. He doesn’t know what to do; should he invite her back to the glee club, or let her take the consequences for her actions and not be allowed into the club?
He really can’t decide, so he says, “I’ll keep you posted,” and walks off towards the staff room where he can get away from her. _______________________________________________________________________________________________ Jesse is walking towards the crammed bulletin board. It is full with so many unnecessary papers. He rips off a heap of them, letting them slowly drift to the floor. He then pins up his sheet where the other sheets were formerly placed. A man with a grey patch of hair walks over towards Jesse. He is dressed in a lime coloured suit, juicy looking orange trouser pants and a ripe lemon coloured tie.
“Hello. I just wanted to welcome you into our school, Jesse,” says the citrus coloured man, in his deep, elderly voice.
“And you are….?” asks Jesse, waiting for an immediate answer.
“Oh. I’m Riley Hadberg. Did I not introduce myself? It must be my old age coming around the corner. I teach English and Technologies at this school. I just wanted to inform you that you’re not supposed to take other people’s notices down from the pin-up board. I don’t think anyone seems to have told you that yet.”
“Do I know you?” asks Jesse, “That surname of yours, I’ve heard it before.”
Riley thinks for a short moment.
“Oh yes, my wife teaches at McKinley High, or at least she did until she was fired last year because of her memory loss. Her name was Mrs. Hadberg. You didn’t happen to go to McKinley, did you?”
“For a while, yes, but I was the star of Carmel High’s Vocal Adrenalin, the New Directions meant nothing to me. I was at Carmel for most of my years,” says Jesse.
Poppy and Liz slowly approach the two men, trying not to disturb their conversation.
“Well, I guess I better get going then,” says Mr. Hadberg, then walking away.
Jesse sees the two girls.
“How can I help you two?” asks Jesse.
“We just want to see the list. Who’s getting in the glee club and not!” says Liz excitedly.
Slowly, you see Terri, Amanda, Justine, June, Teddy and Andy walking up to the sheet. The camera zooms up onto each of their names on the list. They all smile, some even jump up for joy to see they were accepted. Then Harmony, Freddie and Sugar all walk forward. Harmony looks at the list, with Freddie and Sugar doing the same. Sugar is open-mouthed when she sees she was not accepted. Freddie keeps scrolling the list with his eyes, trying to find his name, but it just doesn’t appear. Harmony then stares at Freddie with disappointment. Harmony’s apology to Jesse wasn’t accepted. Jesse didn’t allow Harmony, Freddie or Sugar into the glee club.
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Amanda is putting something into her locker.
“Boo!”
Amanda is given the shock of her life. She jumps in fright.
“Gosh, don’t do that anymore,” she says politely, “You always scare me when you do that Rex.”
Rex adjusts his collar to his bright green shirt. His brown hair flies slightly across his head, as Amanda’s locker is outside and it is a windy day.
Rex imagines himself on a talk show. He is sitting with an interviewer, and he talks about himself.
“Hey there. I’m Rex Espley-Wilkes. I’m a real awesome guy, I reckon. Most other people think I’m a dork, but I think that THEY’RE the dorks. I’m bisexual, so I like guys and girls, I don’t care, but apparently I seem to lean more towards guys. Most of my life is made up of video games, hanging out with Amanda, and going out and having fun with my two older sisters. My sisters and I love doing cool things together, like going bowling. I have a transgendered brother and also a younger brother who’s five. Jake is the most annoying boy ever. He likes playing with Barbie dolls and helping mum cook. It’s kind of weird, because sometimes I hate him and sometimes I love him.”
“Rex!” says Amanda, “So, when are you thinking of telling your mum? You can’t hide it forever.”
Rex looks confused. “What am I telling my mother about again?” asks Rex.
“Oh Rex, sometimes I wonder how you can drift off so much. Seriously, you need to stop day-dreaming about what game you’re going to play tonight,” laughs Amanda.
A girl with golden locks, with beautiful baby blue eyes to match, creeps towards the two. Her nose is in perfect shape and her mouth is smothered with lipstick, that is not the tiniest bit overlapping her lips. She tries to listen to Rex and Amanda’s conversation.
“Oh, I’ll tell her I’m bisexual when the time comes. I’m not preparing a speech or anything to tell her yet. Anyway, I’m not 100% sure yet, who knows, I might end up just forgetting about my feelings for guys. I may get married to a fine young lady and have children, start a family. Does it really matter she doesn’t know yet?” says Rex.
Laura walks over with her hips moving from side to side as she walks.
“Hey there Rex. Hey there Amanda. I couldn’t help but overhear your amazing conversation,” says Laura with her high pitched sarcastic voice.
Amanda looks frightened; and Rex tries to put on a confident face. He knows how much they both hate bullies, so he tries to make Amanda more comfortable with the situation. You see, the only reason they are both so frightened is because Laura is one of the most popular girls in the school. She is the main bully of the school and she leads the school. Basically, if Laura wasn’t a part of Jackson High, the school would be a much safer place for everyone. She always likes to look her best and wears designer brands of clothing all the time. She cannot leave her house without looking all dressed up. She is the most popular girl in the entire school, but can come off as a bully to the underdogs. Laura’s full name is Isabel Tomlinson, but Laura is her nickname that everyone calls her.
“So, how do you like being bisexual then, Rex?” asks Laura.
Rex looks shocked then bursts, “How do you know that?”
“I told you already; I was eavesdropping. You and Amanda really should be more careful of what you talk about in the open air. You really are careless and clueless. Oh, by the way,” says Laura knocking a book out of Amanda’s hands, “You might want to pick up that book before someone steps on it, that someone being me.”
Laura is about to walk off, when Harmony comes marching up to her.
“Back off those two,” says Harmony in a confident voice.
“Huh? You think you can stop me from being myself, well you know what, you will fail. I am a powerful girl. You don’t want to mess with me. Name?”
“I’m Harmony Pierce. Don’t you know me? I’m in your Drama class. I’m also the leader of the Unitards, the school’s glee club,” says Harmony.
“Yeah well, I was looking at the list and apparently your name isn’t there. Sorry sweetie, but you didn’t make it as the leader; in fact, you didn’t make it into the club at all. So, go and live your sad life of a nobody,” teases Laura, “And don’t tell me what to do. I’m a grown lady; I can make my own decisions.”
Harmony feels terrible thinking about what she is about to do. Should I do it, should I not? thinks Harmony. She makes the decision quickly.
“Alright, that’s it! Stop! You know how you said you can make your own decisions,” says Harmony. Jesse walks over and stops to watch. He leans against the wall, and places his hands comfortably in his pockets.
“Well, maybe you should look at what you do before you do them. Do you know what it feels like to be bullied? Do you have any idea how bad it feels? I know you’re a popular girl and you could have anything you wanted, but there are so many better options for you. I heard you were a good singer; why not try out for the glee club? I heard you were good at lots of things. Why not focus on them instead of making everyone else’s life a misery? I know you’re probably confused with what you want in life, but I know for a fact that you’re better than being rude and snobby. Why don’t you go and apologize to Amanda and Rex for being such a nuisance?”
Laura looks around to see that there are quite a few fellow classmates watching her. She decides not to follow her heart and apologize, but follow her classmates like a flock of sheep and defends herself.
“No. You can’t tell me what to do! You’re a stupid girl who has nothing for her future. You’re not popular, you’re not a cheerio, you’re a loser like those two idiots I was wasting time with. Now I’ve got to go, I’ve got to learn not to start talking to you freaks. I wish I could stay but I have way more important, or should I say, interesting things to attend to right now. Goodbye, have fun in Loser Land!”
She walks off with some of her cheerio friends laughing with her. Jesse walks off now.
“Why did you stand up to me? I mean, now that I’ve kind of replaced you in the glee club, I thought you’d want to torture me!” says Amanda.
“Well, that’s what friends are for,” replies Harmony.
“Friends for life!” says Amanda, Rex and Harmony. _______________________________________________________________________________________________ The scene cuts to Laura performing a version of ‘The Only Girl in the World’ by Rihanna with all the accepted Unitards watching on. Justine and June stand behind her, performing back-up. They swish their cheerio skirts from side to side throughout the performance, and do a few little hand and shoulder movements aswell.
“Laura with Justine and June:
Rihanna - Only Girl (In The World) Lyrics(on screen)
Only Girl in the World
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la (Justine and June: yeah)
La la la la
Laura:
I want you to love me, like I'm a hot guy (June and Justine: uh yeah)
Keep thinkin' of me, (Justine and June: uh) doin' what you like
So boy forget about the world 'cuz it's gon' be me and you tonight (Justine and June: yeah)
I wanna make your bed for ya, then I’m a make you swallow your pride, ooh
Laura:
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that's in command
Cuz I'm the only one who understands how to make you feel like a man, yeah
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only one
Laura:
Want you to take me, (Justine and June: uh) like a thief in the night
With Justine and June: Hold me like a pillow, make me feel right (Justine and June: feel right)
Laura: Baby I'll tell you all my secrets that I'm keepin', you can come inside, (Justine and June: yeah)
And when you enter, you ain't leavin', be my prisoner for the nigh, ooh
Laura:
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that's in command
Cuz I'm the only one who understands, like I'm the only one who knows your heart, only one
Laura:
Take me for a ride, ride
Oh baby, take me high, high
Let me make you first, first
Oh make it last all night, night
Take me for a ride, ride
Oh baby, take me high, high
Let me make you first, first
Make it last all night...
Laura:
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that's in command
Cuz I'm the only one who understands how to make you feel like a man
Laura with Justine and June:
Only girl in the world
Girl in the world
Only girl in the world
Girl in the world…”
Jesse and the Unitards all clap for her, with the exception of Amanda who runs out of the auditorium crying.
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Amanda rings the doorbell and waits. The big blue door opens.
“Why hello there Amanda. Rex is waiting for you. Come in!”
Amanda smiles at Mrs. Espley-Wilkes. As she walks inside she sees Rex running to the door. He bashes into his mother. His mother almost falls over.
“Sorry mum,” says Rex.
His mother smiles and laughs then says in her kind, motherly voice, “That’s okay.”
Amanda walks over to Rex and they walk into his bedroom. Amanda recognises a new poster hanging on the wall. It reads ‘Extreme Galaxy Wars 2’, and has a picture of a rocket ship zooming into space with a planet nearby. She stares at all his older posters, one reading ‘Extreme Galaxy Wars 1’ with a picture of an alien on a planet that seems to be Mars to Amanda.
“I see you’ve got a new poster,” says Amanda.
“Yeah. Extreme Galaxy Wars 2. Best. Game. Ever.”
Amanda rolls her eyes and sighs. “Why are you so obsessed with gaming? It’s not even that cool. Most of the games nowadays are all about shooting people or aliens, and they’re usually violent. It’s not good to always be on the television or the computer,” says Amanda with a worried voice.
“Don’t stress, it’s all fine,” says Rex picking up a magazine and handing it to Amanda.
“Extreme Galaxy Wars 3. Coming soon, March the 8th!”
Amanda puts down the magazine on Rex’s bed.
“I’m sorry Rex, but I’m really not interested. I’ve told you that plenty of times by now,” she says, “I actually want to tell you something.”
“Woah, is Super Shooter 5 coming soon?” asks Rex.
“No. I don’t even know what that is,” says Amanda, “I want to talk to you about the glee club. I’ve heard you sing on your karaoke game before and you’re actually quite good.”
“So you want me to join?” asks Rex.
“Yes! That would be great. It’s just that Laura, that bully, joined earlier today and I want to have a friend there with me to comfort me.”
Rex looks scared. “I’m sorry but if that Laura girl is in that club I am definitely murdering glee club out of my mind as an option to join.”
Laura sighs. This was going to be harder than she thought.
“Please! I’ll buy you Extraordinary Galaxy Shooters 2 when it comes out on April 3rd,” convinces Amanda.
Rex smiles. “Okay! But it’s called Extreme Galaxy Wars 2 and it comes out on March the 8th. And it costs quite a bit too.”
Amanda is happy. She knows that by the time it comes out he will have forgotten all about their arrangement.
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“Just the way we planned it!” says Amanda who is on the side of the stage.
Skyway Avenue - We The Kings
Skyway Avenue
Rex sings ‘Skyway Avenue’ by We the Kings.
“She said let's change our luck
This night is all we got
Drive fast until
We crash this dead-end life
Sweet dreams that won't come true
I'd leave it all for you
Brick walls are closing in
Let's make a run tonight
Blinded by the lights
Hold you through forever
Won't let you go
'Cause if you jump I will jump too
We will fall together from the buildings ledge
Never looking back at what
We've done
We'll say it was love
'Cause I would die for you on
Skyway Avenue
She said don't change your mind
Let's leave this town behind
We'll race right off the cliff
They will remember this
It all got so mundane
With you I'm back again
Just take me by the hand
We're close to the edge
Blinded by the lights
Hold you through forever
Won't let you go
'Cause if you jump I will jump too
We will fall together from the buildings ledge
Never looking back at what
We've done
We'll say it was love
Cause I would die for you on
Skyway Avenue
Where are your guts to fly?
Soaring through, through the night
And if you take that last step
I'll follow you
Leave the ledge and fly
We're finally alive
Cause if you jump, I will jump too
We will fall together from the buildings ledge
Never looking back at what we've done
We'll say it was love
Cause I would die for you on
Skyway Avenue
So what's left to prove?
We have made it through”.
Amanda and all of the accepted Unitards applaud Rex. Jesse then drops his pen from writing notes and claps too. “Congratz, you’re in Rex," says Jesse,
Amanda smiles at Rex as he walks off the stage. “So I get my video game when it comes out, right?”
“Yes, of course,” says Amanda with a cheeky grin on her face. _______________________________________________________________________________________________
Harmony is getting something out of her locker when Jesse approaches her.
“Auditorium. Now!” says Jesse.
Harmony walks into the auditorium. Jesse is sitting in one of the seats.
“What do you want?” asks Harmony with a sad face.
“I saw you standing up to Amanda and Rex yesterday. You were brave. If you could do that you could do anything. That’s the kind of addition we really need in the Unitards. So here’s the deal, I’m gonna let you audition again. At the end I will decide whether you are accepted or not. But in case you don’t get accepted, I’ve got a song to sing to you. I would sing it at the end, but knowing you, you'd probably storm out and wouldn't give me a chance to. I just want to let you know that if you’re not accepted it’s not because I don’t like you, it’s because you didn’t sing well enough. So, the song I have selected is an apology song for if you’re not accepted. Here goes,” says Jesse.
Jesse sings a beautiful version of ‘Take Care of Yourself’ by Teddy Thompson.
“It's time for us to part
Take care of yourself - Glee HD Full Studio
Take Care of Yourself
Yeah, it's best for us to part
Oh, but I love you
Ooh, I love you
Take care of yourself
I'll miss you
The nights are all alone
I sit alone and moan
Oh, cause I love you
Ooh, I love you
Take care of yourself
I'll miss you
And no more tears to cry,
I'm out of goodbyes"
Tears drip from Harmony's eyes.
“It's time for us to part
Although it breaks my heart
Oh, cause I love you
Ooh, I love you
Take care of yourself
Take care of yourself
Take care of yourself
I love you.”
Harmony claps and smiles at Jesse.
“Thank you so much. I appreciate you letting me have a chance.”
“So, what are you going to sing for me then?” asks Jesse.
Harmony says, “Taking Chances, the cover of Celine Dion's.”
Harmony sings ‘Taking Chances’ by Celine Dion, very similiar to Lea Michele's version.
Glee - Taking Chances
Taking Chances
“Don't know much about your life
Don't know much about your world but
Don't want to be alone tonight
On this planet they call earth
You don't know about my past
And I don't have a future figured out
And maybe this is going too fast
And maybe it's not meant to last
But a what a do you say to taking chances?
What do you say to jumping off the edge?
Never knowing if there's solid ground below
Or a hand to hold, or hell to pay
What do you say?
What do you say?"
Jesse smiles at Harmony.
"I just want to start again
Maybe you can show me how to try
Maybe you could take me in (maybe you could take me in)
Somewhere underneath your skin
What do you say to taking chances?
What do you say to jumping off the edge?
Never knowing if there's solid ground below
Or a hand to hold, or hell to pay
What do you say?
What do you say?
And I had my heart beaten down
But I always come back for more, yeah
There's nothing like love to pull you up
When you're lying down on the floor, yeah
So talk to me, talk to me
Like lovers do
Yeah walk with me, walk with me
Like lovers do
Like lovers do
What do you say to taking chances?
What do you say to jumping off the edge?
Never knowing if there's solid ground below
Or a hand to hold, or hell to pay
What do you say?
What do you say?"
Harmony starts crying and so does Jesse.
"Don't know much about your life
Don't know much about your world.”
“So, how did I go? Am I in?” asks Harmony, wiping her tears
“No. I'm really sorry Harmony, but my face is still extremely sore from your palm. I'm sorry.”
“I knew this was going to happen! You’re a terrible person Jesse. You love rejecting people to the glee club just because you can. But you know what? That’s fine, because when Mr. Jelly finds out about this he will get your ass out of this building straight away. In other words, I’m gonna get you fired!” yells Harmony.
She storms out of the auditorium, crying rivers.
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“Hello. I’m Thomas Barlow. Everyone calls me Tommy though. I want to be a famous songwriter when I grow up. I’m a good helping hand to everyone. I love music so much. Without it, I would be nothing. My life is basically just music, music, music. I love it so much. Some of my favourite bands and singers are -”
“Stop!” yells Jesse, “We don’t have time. Just get to the song and then leave.”
Tommy is tall and lanky. His skin is slightly tanned. Tommy never wants to grow up, much like Peter Pan. He believes that he should be nice to everyone and tries to make friends with everyone. Eventually, he usually ends up hurt after he continues to become friends with people who don’t like him. Lots of people find him annoying because his child-like manners always seem to get in the way of others, and it gets on lots of people’s nerves.
Tommy sings ‘Oh Yeah’ by Big Time Rush.
Big Time Rush - Oh Yeah lyrics
Oh Yeah
“Oh yeah (oh yeah, oh yeah)
Oh yeah (oh yeah, oh yeah)
So tell me who I am I supposed to be?
What I gotta do to get you close to me?
If I run away tonight will you follow me?
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon (oh yeah)
I see you standing there all alone (all alone)
Knowing you've been wanting me to say hello
Cause when the lights go flashing everybody knows
It's on it's on it's on
(Hey) Say anything you want
I turn the music up
'Cause baby we ain't going no-oh-oh-where
I'll leave it all behind
To be with you tonight
And everybody's screaming oh oh oh oh oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Is screaming oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Is screaming oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Is screaming oh yeah yeah
And now it's time I gotta make a move
We could be together if you only knew (only knew)
Cause life's too short, and we got nothing to lose
C'mon c'mon c’mon (Oh yeah)
I can't seem to get you out of my mind (oh no)
And I ain't gonna stop until I make you mine (make you mine)
I just gotta make it to you by the end of the night
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Ohhhh
Say anything you want
I turn the music up
'Cause baby we ain't going no-oh-oh-where
I'll leave it all behind
To be with you tonight
And everybody's screaming oh oh oh oh oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Is screaming oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Is screaming oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Is screaming oh yeah yeah
I know the night is ending
And time just keeps on running out
I gotta find my way to you
Oh yeah
Say anything you want (say anything)
I turn the music up
'Cause baby we ain't going no-oh-oh-where (we ain't going nowhere)
I'll leave it all behind
To be with you tonight (come on)
And everybody's screaming oh oh oh oh oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Is screaming oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Is screaming oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Is screaming oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Come on
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I wanna hear you say
Oh yeah, oh yeah”
“Well done, you are accepted into the Unitards.”
Everyone cheers for him and Tommy walks off the stage jumping in delight. _______________________________________________________________________________________________ “Okay everyone. Now that we’ve got 12 great Unitards right here, we can start to prepare for Sectionals,” says Jesse.
Poppy, Liz, Jason, Terri, Amanda, Rex, Laura, Tommy, Justine, June and Teddy all sit patiently. Tommy fidgets with his blue polo shirt. In walk Harmony, Freddie and Sugar.
“We demand a spot in this glee club!” says Harmony.
Jesse is shocked. “I told you already Freddie and Sugar, you sucked. And Harmony, you slapped. So no, you’re not getting a spot in this glee club. Now shoo, we’re trying to prepare for Sectionals. Stop disturbing us!”
Sugar opens her mouth. “What would you say if we said that Mr. Jelly has agreed to fire you unless you let us in your club?” she asks.
Jesse angrily drags the pianist off his seat and throws him to the ground.
“I hate this school. I hate you Harmony, and I hate your guts, and your brains. And I hate you Freddie and Sugar for simply being so terrible.”
The pianist picks himself up and sits back in his seat.
Jesse storms out of the room yelling his two last words, “You’re in!”
Sugar jumps up with excitement. Harmony runs over to Freddie and gives him a hug. Terri stares suspiciously at Freddie and Harmony. He doesn’t approve of them hugging for some reason. He looks upset. When the glee clubbers hear the sound of tossing into lockers, they all rush out of the choir room. “Jesse! Stop. Come back!” screams Harmony.
Jesse turns around and walks over to a Harmony who has her eyes closed.
“Don’t hurt me,” says Harmony with a scared voice.
“I changed my mind, Harmony. None of you three are in. I don’t care if that gets me fired, I will not have you in this glee club after you slapped my face. So, goodbye Harmony. Have fun in Technologies with that old Mr. Hadberg who can't even pick up his pencil, he's so old. Same with you, Sugar. Same also with Freddie.”
Jesse walks into the auditorium to collect his props. Harmony follows. The rest of the glee club stays behind in the hallways of Jackson High. Harmony hears the start to ‘Smooth Criminal’ by Michael Jackson being played on a cello. Harmony walks on the stage to see Jesse start to sing it. She decides to join in. The duet between the two is epic.
Glee - Smooth Criminal Full
Smooth Criminal
“Jesse:
Uh, as he came into the window
It was the sound of a crescendo, uh!
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet, uh!
She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom
Annie are you OK?
Harmony:
So, Annie are you OK?
Jesse:
Are you OK, Annie?
Harmony:
Annie are you OK?
Jesse:
So, Annie are you OK?
Harmony:
Are you OK, Annie?
Jesse:
Annie are you OK?
Harmony:
So, Annie are you OK?
Jesse:
Are you OK, Annie?
Harmony:
Annie are you OK?
Jesse:
So, Annie are you OK?
Harmony and Jesse:
Are you OK, Annie?
Annie are you OK?
Would you tell us that you're OK (Jesse: uh!)
There's a sign in the window
That he struck you - A crescendo Annie
He came into your apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet (Jesse: uh!)
And then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down
It was your doom
Jesse:
Annie are you OK? Harmony:
So, Annie are you OK?
Jesse:
Are you OK Annie?
Harmony:
Annie are you OK?
Harmony:
So, Annie are you OK?
Harmony:
Are you OK Annie? Jesse:
Annie are you OK? Harmony:
So, Annie are you OK? Harmony and Jesse:
Are you OK Annie?
Jesse:
You've been hit by
Harmony:
You've been hit by
Harmony and Jesse:
A Smooth Criminal
Jesse:
Uh, so they came into the outway
It was Sunday - What a black day, uh!
Mouth to mouth resuscitation
Sounding heartbeats - Intimidations
Annie are you OK?
Harmony:
So, Annie are you OK? Jesse:
Are you OK Annie?
Harmony:
Annie are you OK? Jesse:
So, Annie are you OK?
Harmony:
Are you OK Annie? Jesse:
Annie are you OK?
Harmony:
So, Annie are you OK?
Jesse:
Are you OK Annie?
Harmony:
Annie are you OK? Jesse:
So, Annie are you OK?
Jesse and Harmony:
Are you OK, Annie? Annie are you OK?
Would you tell us that you're OK
There's a sign in the window
That he struck you - a crescendo Annie
He came into your apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet, uh!
And then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down
It was your doom
Annie are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Jesse:
You've been hit by Harmony:
You've been struck by Harmony and Jesse:
A Smooth Criminal."
Jesse and Harmony slowly walk around the auditorium for the rest of the instrumental, and stare into each other's eyes with hatred towards each other. Slowly, the tension builds up, and they then continue singing:
"Harmony (Jesse):
I don't know!
(Annie are you OK, will you tell us, that you're OK)
I don't know!
(There's a sign in the window)
I don't know!
(That he struck you - a crescendo Annie)
I don't know!
(He came into your apartment)
I don't know!
(Left the bloodstains on the carpet)
I don't know why baby!
(Then you ran into the bedroom)
I don't know!
(You were struck down)
(It was your doom - with Harmony: Annie!)
(Annie are you OK?)
Dang, gone it - Baby!
(Will you tell us, that you're OK?)
Dang, gone it - Baby!
(There's a sign in the window)
Dang, gone it - baby!
(That he struck you - A crescendo Annie)
Hoo! Hoo!
(He came into your apartment)
Dang, gone it!
(Left bloodstains on the carpet, uh!)
Hoo! Hoo!
(Then you ran into the bedroom)
Dang gone it!
(You were struck down)
(It was your doom - Annie!)
Jesse:
You've been hit by Harmony with Jesse:
You've been struck by
Jesse and Harmony:
A Smooth Criminal...”
Songs[]
- Like It Like That by Guy Sebastian. Sung by Terri and Harmony with the Unitards.
- The Only Girl In The World by Rihanna. Sung by Laura with Justine and June.
- Skyway Avenue by We The Kings. Sung by Rex.
- Take Care of Yourself by Teddy Thompson. Sung by Jesse.
- Taking Chances by Celine Dion. Sung by Harmony.
- Oh Yeah by Big Time Rush. Sung by Tommy.
- Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson. Sung by Jesse and Harmony.
Guest Stars[]
Guest/Recurring Cast
- Sugar Motta (created by Glee)
- Riley Hadburg (created by Jgal12)