MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
_____________________________________________________________________________________________ Are you ready to have a great time during the holidays season while listening to some of your favorite tunes? Pre-order now your copy of the new christmas album by huge sensation Jade!
"It's fun; it's exciting; it's smelly... It's everything you need for Christmas!" - Simon Cowell.
"Basically, it stands for everything we enjoy. It's about having fun, enjoying the small and smelly things in life and living life to the fullest. I'm sure the fans will love it! This one's gonna be a huge success, I can smell it!" - L.A. Reid.
In this new album Jade is all about having fun and brings us all the excitment we love in 13 amazing songs that are sure to make you get up and cover your nose!
"It's pretty much the hottest thing I've ever heard... I can't wait to meet Jade." - Niall Horan. (One Dircetion member; farting enthusiast)
"I feel like this album is probably one of my best work so far and I'm really excited about it and I can't wait to share this with the fans and give them a little bit of Jade, you know, to show them what's really inside of me. Farting has always been a passion of mine and I feel like this is a more intimate project that I hope will inspire people to let it all out." - Jade.
Includig the #1 hit: FARTING!! _____________________________________________________________________________________________ Tracklist:
1 - I Found Home - (3:12)
2 - Farting (Feat. Hayley) - (3:34)
3 - Naturally - (3:23)
4 - Farting, Baby (Feat. Carly Rae Jepsen) - (3:14)
5 - A Little Too Late - (3:43)
6 - Bubbly - (3:17)
7 - Farter - (4:10)
8 - Blue Christmas (Feat. Sis) - (3:50)
9 - Blow up! - (3:26)
10 - Thunder Nights - (2:13)
11 - Smelly And I Know It - (3:17)
12 - Smelly Christmas Everyone - (3:04)
Especial track:
13 - Big Girls Do Fart - (4:31)
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Content of the box:
*Jade, The Christmas Album: Blow! Blow! Blow! (Ho! Ho! Ho!).
*Smelly stickers.
*T-shirt (Smelly Christmas or Blow! Blow! Blow!).
*Poster of Jade.
_____________________________________________________________________________________________ Jade, The Chirstmas Album: Blow! Blow! Blow! (Ho! Ho! Ho!)
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Bonus: Songs preview.
I Found Home:
♪ Yellow clouds glow in the light
It's from farting all the time
It is just a thing of mine
Farting makes me feel aliiiiiiiiive
'Cause I know my body's working, so I'm fiiiiine
I'm always ready to go!
I found home in the farters place
I found home in the farters place! ♪
Farting (Feat. Hayley):
♪ Farting...
It drives me wiiiiild
Can't stop...
I'll make it loooooud
Won't stop
I cannot fiiiiight
I'll do it one more time! ♪
Farting, Baby (Feat. Carly Rae Jepsen):
(Carly)
♪ Jade, I just met you
And this is crazy!
Want me to like you?
Stop farting, maybe? ♪
Farter:
♪ It makes the stench much stronger
Made me fart a little bit louder
Makes the air much drier
So, thank you for those beans with butter!
Made me blow a little bit faster
Made my clouds a little bit thicker
Makes me feel much hotter
'Cause I will always be A farter!
I am a farter and I
I ain't gon' stop!
I'm feeling full of gas
I'm gonna faaaart!
Aaart-aart-aaart
Oh
Oh yeah!
Oh, yeah! ♪
Naturally:
♪ And it takes my breath away (Away; away; away)
What you do so naturally
I heard a thunder but it was you farting
And I love the way you blow
When you fart next to me, it's exciting
We could both live happily
Farting comes so naturally
Comes so naturally
When I'm with you, baby
Farting comes so naturally
It comes naturally
Ba-ba-baby! ♪
A Little Too Late:
♪ I was
A little too late
I've hold for too long
When it couldn't wait
But you know
All the right things to say
You made me go little a too late
I've tried
To pick up the pace
To run to the "throne"
But I left a trace
To be real I can't let people see my face
Because I went a little too late
Yeah, just a little bit late. ♪
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