I apologize for absence and slow update - I really am sorry. I hope my family doesn't think I got bored and left the fanfic because I have beening writing chapter, just on paper. For now on, I'll try to publish a chapter on Tuesday (I think) and Thursday nights. I might slow the update even more to work on a X-Men/Glee crossover, though.
Anyways, this chapter was supposed to be pure Artz slash (Gaby + Artie), but decided to save that for a later chapter. In this one, it's the characters are talking over Facebook and I tried to include as many people as possible.
Please enjoy and l♥ve,
I really don't mind being Mrs. Charles Xavier (Mutant and Proud) 23:24, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
Abuse of Facebook[]
Anna-Maria Sauls: Best. Day. Ever!
(Sam Evans and 2 others like this.)
Clara: Why? You seemed to be so out of during Cheerio practice.
Anna-Maria Sauls: No reason….:D
Gabriella Hermione "Gaby" Sauls: Oh please! That is a bigger lie than the time I told Dad the aliens burned his car. Just say it: Sam's mouth tastes good.
(Rodrigo Naim Malto and Sam Evans like this.)
Clara: No comment on how pyro you sounded, Gaby, but I agree with you about the lying part. She's so hiding something.
Anna-Maria Sauls: Just because you sex up Artie every time you two talk, doesn't mean that I do the same, thank you very much. And I'm not lying; I'm being coy.
Gabriella Hermione "Gaby" Sauls: Fine. Maybe you didn't sleep with him, but you definitely saw somethin' that made ya happy. And I have never slept with Artie – even though Dad acts like I have.
Anna-Maria Sauls: Well…I'd tell you but the news will be out soon enough. And Dad's just paranoid. If I were you, I'd sleep with.
(Gabriella Hermione "Gaby" Sauls likes this.)
Anna-Maria Sauls and Sam Evans are in a relationship.
Katie Sauls: YOU GO GURRRL! :P
Luna Mariana Sauls: Congrats sissy! Sam's a lucky boy.
(Sam Evans likes this.)
Tshering "Ikki" Sauls: I feel as though I need to perform the "intimidating older brother" speech again. Shall I?
Anna-Maria Sauls: No! You practically scared Rodrigo dead and Joe can barely speak to you without wincing. Leave him be.
Gabriella Hermione "Gaby" Sauls: GO ANNA! GO ANNA! GO, GO, GO ANNA!
(Anna-Maria Sauls likes this.)
Buffy C. Sauls: *raises eyebrow* You're dating? And have friends? The world has gone mad.
(Trevor Sauls likes this.)
Trevor Sauls: I'd object, but I know you brats will disobey me anyway. So all I'll say is this: if she ends up pregnant, it ain't my kid.
Gabriella Hermione "Gaby" Sauls: Dad! We've friend-ed people other than you, so shut up!
Trevor Sauls: It's mostly family.
Star Sauls: Because we're so close, we friend-ed each other. And congratulations Anna! I'm so happy for ya.
Lucy Sauls: thinks Uncle Trev needs a chill pill.
(Buffy C. Sauls, Poof Sauls, and 28 people like this.)
Melissa Ann Summers: Good for you Anna and your dad's kinda psycho.
Buffy C. Sauls: We all know. That's why I'm at Kimmy's, getting our mac on.
(Kim Liana "Kimmy" Miller likes this.)
Gabriella Hermione "Gaby" Sauls: For the children whose parents are Buffy and/or Trevor, like this if you're puking up a lung…like me.
(Tshering "Ikki" Sauls and 4 others like this.)
Kim Liana "Kimmy" Miller: Only Buffy and Puck can make me feel THIS good. Holy crap, I am so Zen right now.
(Buffy C. Sauls and Puck like this.)
Luna Mariana Sauls: OMG, WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH MY MOM? SHE'S 17 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU! NOT ONLY IS IT WRONG BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND, ITS ILLEGAL! MY MOTHER COULD BE ARRESTED. AND WORSE – IT'S PEDOPHILLIA!
Joseph "Joey" Osborn: Luna, calm your mind.
Gabriella Hermione "Gaby" Sauls: We don't need the lecture, Professor X. We need the young slut gone.
(Luna Mariana Sauls and 4 others like this.)
Roxy Sauls: I'm so disturbed right now. It's worse than seeing Dad make out with my math tutor…who was a 14-year-old boy!
(Trevor Sauls likes this.)
Artie Abrams: I thought I was Professor X, Gabz.
Puck: Kimmy, me and Buffy are getting more done tonight. Want in? And Artie, being some old, grody dude isn't fun. Let Joey be him, O.K.?
Kim Liana "Kimmy" Miller: No more angry replies or references to old dudes! It's annoying. And yes, Pucky babey. =3
Gabriella Hermione "Gaby" Sauls: Kimmy, Puck, you make me sick. SICK. And Artie, you'll always be my Prof. Charles Francis Xavier.
(Artie Abrams likes this while Rodrigo Naim Malto doesn't.)
Puck: Abrams, why are you laying a mini nerd? The whole point of goin' out wit' a younger girl, is so she can be hot and dirty. Not as nerdy as you.
Kim Liana "Kimmy" Miller: We've gone off topic. Leave or I'll post the sex tape of our 3some.
(Buffy C. Sauls and Puck like this.)
Artie Abrams: I have not – nor will I ever – sleep with Gaby. In addition, she's not a nerd. She's a puck rock-ish girl with a goofy personality. And Gabz, you'll forever be my Erik Lehnsherr.
(Gabriella Hermione "Gaby" Sauls likes half of this.)
Kim Liana "Kimmy" Miller: GO AWAY! I was calmly talking about my sexy time with Buffy and Puck, and you guys turned it into a fight/old-gay-guy love feast! Leave. NOW!
Luna Mariana Sauls: So much for being Zen.
(Roxy Sauls and 27 people like this.)
Gabriella Hermione "Gaby" Sauls is not in a relationship with Rodrigo Naim Malto.
(Artie Abrams and Trevor Sauls like this.)
Rodrigo Naim Malto: Why? O.0
Gabriella Hermione "Gaby" Sauls: Because I found my Erik and Moira was standing in my way of him.
(Artie Abrams likes this.)
Rodrigo Naim Malto: ?_?
Gabriella Hermione "Gaby" Sauls: I'm sorry; nerd-talk. What I meant was that I found a dude a really like and being with you at the same time would be cheating – and I'm NOT acting like my parents. But we can still be best friends.
Rodrigo Naim Malto: O.K., at least we're friends. So…does that make me Moira? I'd rather be Hank.
Gabriella Hermione "Gaby" Sauls: You'll forever be my Hank and I'll be your Mystique.
(Rodrigo Naim Malto likes this.)
Roxy Sauls: Your nerd-talk is making my head hurt.
Tshering "Ikki" Sauls: I'm glad you're done with Rod, Gabz. I never liked him.
(Gabriella Hermione "Gaby" Sauls and Rodrigo Naim Malto dislike this while Trevor Sauls loves it.)
Gabriella Hermione "Gaby" Sauls: In a second, you'll like Rod more. And Roxy, it hurts me when you and Ikki go all anime on us.
Roxy Sauls: Touché.
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