E1: For The Longest Time
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Finished episode 1 and i managed to create it so it wont pop up as an actual gee episode. If you want to read the pilot i can also re-upload it, it got taken down because of a minor mistake on my part. This took some rewrites because i decided to change how the rest of the episodes will go.
Episode 1, For The Longest Time
In the principal’s office,
Principal Figgins speaks to Mr. Shuester, Sue Sylvester, and Coach Roz about the future of the Glee Clubs.
Mr. Shue: It’s only the second week back at school there’s no way one of our kids are in trouble.
Figgins: This isn’t about who is or who is not in trouble.
Sue: Well then someone please explain to me why I am here.
Figgins: This is about both the future for both the Trouble Tones and the New Directions.
All three exchange looks of curiosity.
Figgins: You see, it has come to my attention that the previous rule allowing both groups to perform is no longer in effect.
Mr. Shue, Sue, and Roz: What?
Figgins: I recently received a letter from the National Board of Show Choirs-
Sue: That is a stupid name.
Figgins: And they wrote that it puts our school in an unfair advantage by having two candidates competing at the Nationals while other schools only have one.
Mr. Shue: But both clubs are independent from each other.
Figgins: I understand William-
Coach Roz: Well then what are you suggesting we do, cuz there is no way in hell am I going to disband the Trouble Tones.
Figgins: I am not talking about disbanding both groups but to merely combine them.
Coach Roz: I will not stand for this!
Figgins: At our Pep Assembly we will let the student body decide who will lead the Invitationals that will happen in two weeks.
Mr. Shue: But that is not fair, they will vote for who popularity not what Glee Club is about.
Figgins: I’m not suggesting that the winners will be the only Glee Club. By Monday your groups will be merged and whoever wins at the assembly will perform and lead two numbers while the other only does one. It’ll be how it was six years ago only slightly different. You are dismissed.
All three are shocked at the news they were just told.
Coach Roz: So do we tell the kids?
Mr. Shue: No, at least not now, let’s just get to the assembly and tell them afterwards.
Sue: Right cuz that way we have the weekend to recover from the drama that will arise from them finding out that they will have to work together after the competition.
Bell rings.
Mr. Shue reminisces about all his past victories; from the one he competed in to the ones New Directions.
Ray: Mr. Shue, for the longest time you’ve been reminiscing about your past victories and we don’t even know what song we’re doing for Friday.
Mark (tall, muscular, senior, ND member for three years): Seriously Mr. Shue, Ray is right. I walked by the pool this morning and I over heard the Trouble Tones practicing for Friday and they were awesome.
Independent Women
Flashes to a Mark walking by the pool watching a small portion of the Trouble Tones practicing Independent Women by Destiny’s Child.
Coach Roz: And a 5, 6, 7, 8
Added by NayaforeverTrouble Tones:
All the women who are independent (Melanie: Ohhh, Hey)
Throw your hands up at me
All the honey's who makin' money
Throw your hands up at me (Jasmine: Throw your hands up at me baby)
All the mommas who profit dollas
Throw your hands up at me (Stacy: Throw your hands up at me)
All the ladies who truly feel me
Throw your hands up at me (Natalie: Throw your hands up at me)
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that (Melanie: Down like that)
Charlie, how your Angels get down like that? (Jasmine: Down like that)
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that (Stacy: Down like that)
Charlie, how your Angels get down like that? (Natalie: Down like that)
Back in the choir room.
Mr. Shue: You guys, I got it. I know the Trouble Tones are very talented but they’re focused more on being perfect and flawless rather than enjoying the true meaning of what Glee Club is all about.
Shirley: And what is that Mr. Shue?
Mr. Shue: Did I ever tell you what my Glee Club director told us?
Adam: Yeah, you said, “Mrs. Adler told us that ‘By its very definition, Glee is about opening yourself up to joy.’” Then you guys won by doing some insane disco mashup.
Mr. Shue (snaps and points): Exactly, now does anyone know what she meant by that?
Camille: It means that you should open yourself up to joy so that you perform with as much joy as you possibly can. Am I right?
Mr. Shue: Close, it means to have fun no matter what happens. Because by giving it your all, there is no regret. (Class stares at him in silence and confusion). What I want you guys to do is to think about the happiest moment of your life and let that flow through your veins when you perform.
Jeff: So do you have a song picked out for us?
Mr. Shue: Actually I do, a song that will let you experience what it is like when you open yourself up to joy. (A long pause).
Adam: Well, don’t leave us hanging Mr. Shue.
Mr. Shue: The song is-
Added by VegaDark
In the hallway Camille and Luke talk by her locker.
Camille: So what do you think about the song Mr. Shue gave us.
Luke: I honestly never heard of it, until he played it for us but I think it will be good.
Camille: Are you nervous?
Luke: No. I’m excited actually.
Camille: So you never told me.
Luke: What didn’t I tell you?
Camille: If we are still friends, after I tricked you.
Luke: Oh yeah, I don’t know.
Camille (a little angry): What do you mean you don’t know?
Luke: I’ve been busy.
Camille: But-
Luke: Look right now just isn’t gonna work out, us being friends, Natalie is still riding me about even just being in the same group as you.
Camille: So your gonna let her control your life then.
Luke: I love her, and despite her craziness she actually is a nice person. And no she isn’t controlling my life.
Camille (under her breath): A nice person who hates my guts.
Luke: I’ll see you around during Glee Club but nothing else. At least not for a while.
The Crew enters
Luke walks away and Camille is banging her head on her locker because she feels stupid for destroying her first real friend that she met in High School. Just then she looks up and sees three girls, Natalie and her two friends wearing expensive dresses and high heels strutting down the hallway.
Camille (to Ty who’s locker is next to hers): I don’t know if its cuz I hit my head so many times or are they actually blowing in the wind?
Ty: Oh you’re talking about “the Crew.”
Camille (laughs): The what?
Ty: “The Crew.” The three top girls, at this school. And if you can believe it, they are all in the Trouble Tones, not the Cherrios.
Camille: Does “Crew” stand for something?
Natalie: Actually it does Goldie it stands for: Credit Ratings Equals Wealth, uh duh.
The three girls laugh.
Natalie: Just kidding it stands for-
Camille (interjects): Crazy Rich Elephant Witch.
Ty tries to hold in his laughter.
Natalie (peeved): Cool, Rich, Enthusiastic, Women.
Camille: Whatever.
Natalie: Hey Goldie Locks, stay away from my man.
They turn to leave.
Camille (to their backs): Who are those girls, your bimbo sidekicks?
They stop and turn. The Pilipino girl who is my height walks over to me first.
Girl #1: I’m Jasmine and I am not a bimbo, I’m Sophomore class president.
Camille: How are you class president if elections don’t begin for another week?
The other girl, African American who is taller than both them comes over.
Girl #2: That’s because no one runs against Jasmine, got that, Freshmeat.
Camille: It’s Freshman, not meat. And you are?
Jasmine: That’s Stacy, and the three of us run the Trouble Tones and the school.
Camille (baffled): Wait what?
Ty: Girl, you need yo ears checked.
Natalie: Common ladies, she didn’t hear us. Let’s show her who runs this place.
Who Run Da World (Girls)
They turn around and begin to perform Beyoncé’s Who Run Da World (Girls)
Added by NayaforeverNatalie:
Girls, we run this motha (Jasmine and Stacy: yeah!) [x4]
CREW!
Crew:
Who run the School? Crew! [x4]
Who run this motha? Crew! [x4]
Natalie:
Some of them men think they freak this like we do
But no they don't
Make your check come at they neck,
Disrespect us no they wont
Jasmine:
Boy don't even try to touch this (Natalie and Stacy: Touch This)
Stacy:
Boy this beat is crazy (Natalie and Jasmine: Crazy)
Natalie:
This is how they made me (Jasmine and Stacy: Made Me)
Houston Texas baby
Jasmine:
This goes out to all my girls
That's in the club rocking the latest
Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later
Stacy:
I think I need a barber
None of these niggas can fade me
I'm so good with this,
I remind you I'm so hood with this
Crew:
Boy I'm just playing
Come here baby
Hope you still like me
F- you pay me
Natalie:
My persuasion can build a nation (Jasmine and Stacy: Oh, oh)
Endless power, with our love we can devour (Jasmine and Stacy: Oh, oh)
You'll do anything for me
Natalie:
Who run this motha? Crew! [x4]
Who run the School? Crew! [x4]
Crew:
Who are we? What we run? The world (Natalie: Who run this motha, yeah)
Who are we? What we run? The world (Jasmine: Who run this motha, yeah)
Who are we? What do we run? We run the world! (Stacy: Who run this motha, yeah)
Who are we? What we run? We run the world
Who run the world? Crew!
The Crew leaves.
After the performance is over “the Crew” leaves, Camille and Ty just look confused as to what just happened.
Ty: Whatever you did to get those three on your bad side, you best be on your toes from now on Blondie.
Camille and Ty start walking down the hall that “the Crew” entered from.
Camille: I know, I thought I just had to worry about Natalie, but now those two are pissed. This is not looking good.
Ty: So where you from anyways?
Camille: I’m originally from Chicago, Illinois. A few states over, but it’s still a dramatic change.
Adam, a tall skinny, brown haired boy, sees Camille and Ty walking by and decides to join them.
Adam: Why’d you move?
Camille: Oh Adam, you startled me.
Adam: My bad, why did you move?
Camille: My mom’s job promoted her and they needed her here in Lima.
Adam: Oh that’s awesome for your mom, but for you it must be a pain.
Camille: Yeah, I know. My mom knows how much I hated moving.
Adam: Well, you can add me and Ty to your list of friends.
Ty: Boy, I never said I would be friends.
Adam: Oh, I just assumed—
Ty (laughing): Hahaha, I’m just playing with you. Camille, you just got yoself two friends in five minutes.
Camille: Thanks guys.
Adam: And don’t forget about Luke too. That’s three.
Camille: Luke and I aren’t exactly friends anymore; long story and I really don’t want to get into it.
Adam: Oh, well I know just the person to fill that slot.
Camille: Who?
Adam: My boyfriend, Jeff. He’s in New Directions too, but you probably haven’t noticed him since he’s rather shy.
Jeff, average height, rather sweet looking kid, with brown hair, and a really cute smile that makes him look rather young, is drinking water from the fountain when Adam walks up to him.
Adam: Hey Jeff, meet Camille.
Jeff: Hey, I heard your audition; I thought it was amazing.
Camille: Thank you, (trying to remember him) and yours was good too.
Jeff (smiles): Thanks.
Adam: Well, look at that you now have three friends.
Camille: Great. [Three friends, three enemies, maybe four.] Who’s hungry?
They walk off and the scene switches to the girl’s locker room.
Shirley (putting up sign up sheets in the locker room): This is so typical; I’m always the one who has to go around and find people to join the club. I know I wasn’t told to do this, but there is way too much hot dogs in New Directions; we need some more tacos. Well hopefully there will be girls in here that would like to join New Directions and not the Trouble Tones.
Sunday Morning
Faint singing heard coming from the showers. A short Pilipino girl is singing Maroon 5’s Sunday Morning while showering after her gym class.
Added by NayaforeverSunday morning, rain is falling
Steal some covers, share some skin
Clouds are shrouding us in moments unforgettable
You twist to fit the mold that I am in
That may be all I need
In darkness, she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on Sunday morning
And I never want to leave
She gets out of the shower, puts her towel on, and stops singing.
Shirley (smiling): Hey it’s Joy right.
Joy (a little annoyed and confused): Yeah, what can I do for you?
Shirley: I’m Shirley and I over heard you sing Sunday Morning and I thought it was great.
Joy (steamed, that someone heard her sing and watch her shower): What do you want?
Shirley: I was wondering if you wanted to audition to join New Directions. We are still looking for more people. We have about 9 and we need 12 to even compete and we can definitely win with you. Plus we need more girls. We got this new girl, Victoria and she’s all right, but not as good as you.
What Can I Say?
Flashbacks to Victoria Gutierrez singing What Can I Say? by Shealeigh.
Added by NayaforeverVictoria:
What Can I Say?
What Can I Say?
When all you do is push me away
What will I say to you?
Shirley and Joy are talking in the locker room
When it all comes down to it
Seems like with every word we say
We're slowly fading away
Camille is trying to apologize to Luke in the cafeteria while the song is playing.
You acted like you care
But you don't stop pretending
Cause you're hurting me
Oh! 'Cause it's my heart and it's breaking all because of you
What can I say?
Joy: Let me think about it.
Shirley: Ok, just letting you know, this Friday at the Pep Assembly, we’re doing a number so make sure you come by before then.
Joy: We’ll see.
Shirley leaves somewhat satisfied that there might be a potential girl interested in joining New Directions. In the auditorium the Trouble Tones are rehearsing for a song they will perform at the Pep Assembly.
Trouble Tones practice
Coach Roz (yelling into her bullhorn): Common gurls! Be sharper! Smile! This aint that hard! Think of how much your boy will love you when he sees you doing these moves! You two! Why are you stopping?! Who told you to stop?!
Everyone stares at Stephanie and Amanda, two white girls, same height, Amanda is skinny with long, light brown hair and Stephanie is a little bigger with long, dark brown hair, who seem to be having trouble with the dance so they stopped moving.
Amanda: Sorry, this routine is really hard.
Coach Roz: I don’t care if it’s hard, if ya wanted something easy then why didn’t you audition for the New Directions?
Stephanie: We’re sorry, it wont happen again. But do you think we can add some (awkwardly saying) vanilla to this? (Coach Roz becomes frustrated while everyone else looks in bewilderment.)
Coach Roz: No one else seems to be having problems.
Stephanie (without thinking): That’s because there are more blacks than whites in here.
Coach Roz: OH MAH GOD-
Amanda (trying to move this conversation): I have no problem with all this chocolate, but for some of us (motions towards the four white girls that are having trouble), we can’t do all these black moves. [Shit did I really just that?]
Coach Roz: OH, HELL TO THA NAH, you did not just say that. You calling me ghetto or something? I can be ghetto if you want me to be ghetto, huh do you wantz that?
Amanda: No Coach Roz. That’s not what I meant.
Coach Roz: Good, cuz I moved out of the ghetto a long time (emphasizing every syllable) a-ga-oh. And the reason these moves are black is because the majority is a buh-lack. If there were more white girls than we could throw in some of your broke ass moves.
Stephanie: Excuse her; she sometimes talks before she thinks.
Coach Roz: Next time, either you Vanillas call me out on my Chocolate, your gonna regret it. Now from the top!
Mr. Shue walks into the Choir room with Joy.
Mr. Shue: Hey, everyone, one more days till the Pep Assembly and this is-
Shirley (interrupts, excitedly): Everyone this is Joy.
Joy: Hello
Mr. Shue: Joy is going to audition for us.
Shirley: Yay!
Mr. Shue: Ok, Joy, begin any time you’re ready.
Joy picks up a guitar and sings Sunday Morning from where she left off.
Added by NayaforeverJoy: But things just get so crazy, living life gets hard to do
Sunday morning, rain is falling and I'm calling out to you
Singing, "Someday it'll bring me back to you."
"Someday it'll bring me back to you."
That may be all I need
In darkness, she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on Sunday morning
And I never want to leave
Everyone claps. Shirley smiles and waves to Joy who doesn’t have seemed to notice.
Mr. Shue: Welcome to New Directions Joy. And just in time too, because we’ve been working on a number for tomorrow’s assembly and your voice will sound amazing in it.
Joy: Thank you.
Jeff: So Mr. Shue, have you picked out this year’s musical?
Mr. Shue: Not yet Jeff but I will let you guys know what is going on Monday all right?
Victoria: Is there something you are not telling us about Mr. Shue?
Mr. Shue: Like I said, come Monday you guys will know what is going on. For now I will leave it at this: this Friday there will be a competition between the Trouble Tones and us. And lets not forget to cheer for Camille’s first Pep Assembly as a cheerio.
Mr. Shue leaves as quick as he can while Camille rushes out feeling embarrassed while the confused members slowly start to get up and leave while pondering on what Mr. Shue could be talking about with the exception of Mark and Luke.
Luke: Hey Mark I was wondering if you could help me with something.
Mark: Sure, what do you need?
Luke: We’ve been friends for the past two years and have really been there for me especially with my parents divorce, and you are more than my best friend, you are like a brother to me.
Mark: Tis true. Go on.
Luke: Well I was wondering if you wanted to have a Bro’s Night this weekend, like we used to.
Mark: That’s all you wanted? And I thought it was something more important.
Luke: I’m not finished.
Mark: Oh.
Luke: I need advice but I would rather we talk somewhere with better privacy.
Mark: Ok, well then I guess we’ll have hang out this weekend.
Luke: Great. There’s one more thing.
Mark: What?
Luke: Do you think you could help me with the number for Friday?
Mark: Sure thing, once I’m gone someone will have to take my place, why not you.
Luke: Awesome, can we start now?
Mark: Sure.
Mark and Luke go by the piano and Mark plays some scales while Luke tries to imitate them with his voice.
Pep Assembly
At the Pep Assembly, kids are throwing paper airplanes around the gym and most are playing on their cell phones or iPads. Principal Figgins walks up to the microphone stand to settle down the crowd.
Figgins: Settle down children, settle down. Now before we begin this Welcome Back Assembly I would first like to say that unfortunately this will be my last year as principal (some students yell in excitement while some teachers look a little worried). Settle down children.
Behind the curtain the Trouble Tones are waiting anxiously for before going on stage. Coach Roz gives them some tips.
Figgins and Coach Roz: Now-
Coach Roz: Now I want you gurls, to give it all ya got. I know we aint going last but when you go out there you better make sure those New Directions cry. If anyone of you messes up I will call you out in front of everyone until you cry.
Out front.
Figgins: So without further ado let’s welcome our Cheerios.
Cheer Performance
Added by NayaforeverEveryone is cheering for this outstanding performance.
Figgins: And now it’s time for the competition to begin. First up, fresh off their 1st place victory at the Nationals, let’s welcome out the Trouble Tones.
Jumpin, Jumpin
The lights go out and everyone is on their feet excited and cheering them on. The lights begin to flicker on with the tune of Jumpin, Jumpin by Destiny’s Child revealing the Trouble Tones’ nine members all wearing black leather pants with white pumps and a white leather crop top.
Added by NayaforeverTrouble Tones:
Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers
And they pockets full grown
And all you fellas leave your girl
With her friends
Cause it's 11:30, and the club is
Jumpin', jumpin'
Melanie:
Last weekend you stayed at home
Alone and lonely
Couldn't find your man
He was chillin' with his homies
Natalie:
This weekend you goin' out
If he try to stop you, you goin' off
You got cha hair done and your nails done too
Samantha:
And your outfit and you're in your shoes
You parlaying at the hottest spot tonight
You're gonna find the brothas
Rollin in the Lexus, trucks, and Hummers
Figgins and the rest of McKinley are moving to the music; some students shout in excitement and wolf whistle.
Trouble Tones:
So you say you've got a girl?
Yes, do you got a man?
But the party ain't gon' stop
So lets make it hot, hot!
Ladies leave your man at home (Jasmine: Home)
The club is full of ballers
And they pockets full grown (Melanie: Grown)
And all you fellas leave your girl
With her friends (Jasmine and Melanie: Friends oh, yeah)
Cause it's 11:30, and the club is
Jumpin', jumpin'
Sue: Oh, no, it’s another sex riot. Normally it’s your pathetic club up there, but now this. Kids don’t need to see that.
So you say you've got a girl?
Yes, do you got a man?
But the party ain't gon' stop
So lets make it hot, hot!
Mr. Shue: Sue leave it, it’s fine.
Samantha and Melanie:
Sexy women do your dance
Fly ladies work your man
All them fellas in the club
Who can get down now?
Figgins seems to be really enjoying this performance while Sue and Will are exchanging looks of discontent.
Jasmine and Natalie:
Bounce with me, bounce, bounce
Bounce, papis work
(Stacy: Shake, baby, shake, shake, shake, work it, work it
Twist, baby, twist, twist, twist)
You better dip that thang
Stacy and Amanda:
Sexy women do your dance
Fly ladies work your man
All them fellas in the club
Who can get down now?
Trouble Tones:
Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers
And they pockets full grown (Melanie: Grown)
And all you fellas leave your girl (Jasmine: Girl)
With her friends
Cause it's 11:30, and the club is
Jumpin', jumpin'
Ladies leave your man at home (Jasmine: Leave your man ladies)
The club is full of ballers (Melanie: Ballers, ballers)
And they pockets full grown
And all you fellas leave your girl (Melanie and Jasmine: Fellas, fellas)
With her friends
Cause it's 11:30, and the club is
Jumpin', jumpin'
Everyone gives the Trouble Tones a standing ovation and screams at their amazing performance. A flabbergasted Will runs backstage to talk to his kids to try to bring up their energy. Behind the curtain, the New Directions are freaking out.
Joy: Wow, they were really good.
Bon’Quisha: I just can’t believe that Mr. Shue didn’t even give me a solo for this song. I can out perform every one of you.
Jeff: I don’t think we should go on.
Shirley: Yeah, there is no way we can top that.
Adam: Agreed, let’s get out of here. Before—
They turn around and Will is standing right there while Sue is behind him.
Mr. Shue: Where do you think you guys are going?
Mark: Sorry Mr. Shue but we can’t follow them.
Mr. Shue: Yes, you can. They were great like always, but they lacked passion. You guys kill this number every time you perform it. Now go on out there and show them what glee is all about.
Ray: Mr. Shue is right you guys.
Victoria: We can do it if we believe in ourselves.
Camille: Thanks Mr. Shue.
They start to leave when Sue stops them.
Sue: All right, sloppy babies if you don’t show up the Crunk Club then I will personally make Booty Camp ten times harder.
Figgins (taps on the mic to control the students): That’s enough, quiet, quiet. And now give it up the New Directions performing an old song, by the great Billy Idol.
Mr. Shue: Uh, it’s Billy Joel.
For The Longest Time
The lights go out again then only the guys are lighted, then the girls. For The Longest Time by Billy Joel starts to play. Guys are wearing casual clothes with a vest, shirt, and jeans while the girls are wearing dresses made for a day in the park.
Added by NayaforeverWhoa, oh, oh, oh
ND boys:
For the longest
ND girls:
For the longest time
New Directions:
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
ND boys:
For the longest
ND girls:
For the longest time
Ray:
If you said goodbye to me tonight
There would still be music left to write
Camille:
What else could I do, I'm so inspired by you
That hasn't happened (ND for the longest time)
Luke:
Once I thought my innocence was gone
Now I know that happiness goes on
Some of the Trouble Tones seem to enjoy this performance while some students are confused as to what is going on.
Shirley:
That's when you found me, when you put your arms around me
I haven't been there (ND for the longest time)
New Directions:
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
ND boys:
For the longest
ND girls:
For the longest
Ty:
I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall
And the greatest miracle of all
Joy:
Is how I need you, and how you needed me too
That hasn't happened (ND in the longest time)
Adam:
Maybe this won't last very long
But you feel so right
And I could be wrong
Victoria:
Took my chances
I forgot how nice romance is
I haven't been there (ND: For the longest time)
New Directions:
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
ND boys:
For the longest
ND girls:
For the longest time
New Directions:
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
ND boys:
For the longest
ND girls:
For the longest
ND harmonizing:
Time.
Teacher's Lounge
Some people stand others stay sitting down, but they are all clapping. Mr. Shue looks a little worried but he is proud of the New Directions for doing a great job. In the Teacher’s Lounge after the Pep Assembly, Will, Coach Roz, and Sue discuss the performances.
Coach Roz: Looks like I won this time Mr. Shue.
Mr. Shue: Oh, please Roz, it’s just Invitationals not a real competition.
Sue: You guys bicker like an old married couple.
Coach Roz: And what does that make the two of you?
Sue: Oh please, we never bicker.
Mr. Shue: Uh Sue what are you talking?
Sue: Will I’m trying to move on with the past.
Mr. Shue: But you just told Coach Roz that we—
Coach Roz: See I knew you two were the old couple: Will is the young stud and you Sue are the Old Maid.
Sue: Oh please, everyone bickers with Will.
Mr. Shue: Ok, let’s move on. You guys were great and I hope you are excited about Invitationals.
Coach Roz: I’m glad we agree on something Mr. Shue; my team was amazing.
Mr. Shue: Uh aren’t you gonna say something about us?
Coach Roz: It didn’t cross my mind.
The conversation moves to talking about the fall production. Coach Bieste joins in.
Mr. Shue: Ok, so we’re not gonna get anywhere with that so let’s talk about the Fall Production.
Coach Bieste: Any ideas?
Mr. Shue: I’ve got it! We need to secure the rights to Grease and fast.
Coach Roz: Oh, hell no Mr. Shue! We are not doing a play about a bunch of white people.
Mr. Shue: But it’s timeless and they are in high school and that’s where we are.
Sue: I agree with Bertha on this, Grease is too outdated to do, plus that Olivia Newton-John sickens me.
Coach Roz: What we need to do is a play that has black roles for my girls to be apart of.
Mr. Shue: What do you suggest?
Coach Roz: The Wiz. Everyone does Wicked or The Wizard of Oz, but no one does The Wiz.
Mr. Shue: Are you planning on letting any of my kids audition?
Coach Roz: Well we do need guys and you always attract short people so they’re perfect for the cute, little munchkins.
Sue: This is pointless. We all want different things, I for one would want to see your kids do some play that ends up getting rid of both Glee Clubs all together, like that one movie about kids killing each other. What was it? Hungry Royale? Battling Hunger?
Mr. Shue: Uh Sue I think you mean Hunger Games.
Sue: Oh that’s it Will, Battle Royale.
Mr. Shue: Sue, we’re not doing any of those.
Sue: Oh common Will, live a little.
Mr. Shue: How about Rent?
Coach Roz: You think my girls will want to dress up as a guy to play the only black role.
Mr. Shue: There are actually about four: two boys and two girls.
Coach Roz: Next. We need a musical that is not for old people but something for the kids to relate to.
Mr. Shue: I know what you mean, last week I overheard my kids talking about Fame and they were saying how overrated it is. It’s about high school kids wanting to get into the New York School For Dramatic Arts.
Flashback to a conversation between Shirley, Mark, and Adam.
Shirley: Ugh, if I see any more productions of Fame I swear I will kill someone.
Mark: I agree, last night my mom rented the movie On Demand and literally played it over and over again that if you asked me to perform it, I could.
Adam: That’s nothing, Fame is Jeff’s favorite movie and every time they’re in town or it is revived, his mom takes us both to watch it. Talk about a snooze fest.
Mark: That sucks man.
Adam: Tell me about it.
Back in the Teacher’s Lounge all three of them think about play they should do
[Coach Bieste: What we need is a play that will attract them.]
[Coach Roz: What we need is a black play.]
[Mr. Shue: A play that appeals to what the kids are going through.]
[Sue: A play that will end the New Directions and the Trouble Tones.]
Just then a gust of wind blows through the windows, which brings in a pamphlet that shows an old familiar McKinley face on it, with two red words written over the picture.
Coach Roz, Coach Bieste, Mr. Shue, and Sue: Spring Awakening.
Mr. Shue: It’s perfect. How come I didn’t think of it?
Coach Roz: High schoolers discovering the inner and outer tumult of sexuality it’s perfect; even I enjoy it.
Bell rings. They get up to leave.
Mr. Shue: So Monday we shall tell them both news.
Coach Roz: You got it. But we’re gonna change the skin on some of those girls so my girls have a chance of getting a role.
They all leave and a close up shot of the pamphlet shows Rachel Berry as Wendla. February 1, 2016 to April 6, 2017.
the end
Songs
Independent Women by Destiny's Child sung by the Trouble Tones
Run Da World (Girls) by Beyonce sung by Natalie, Jasmine, and Stacy
Sunday Morning by Marron 5 sung by Joy Andrews
What Can I Say? by Shealeigh sung by Victoria Gutierrez
Jumpin, Jumpin by Destiny's Child sung by Melanie, Natalie, Samantha, Jasmine, and Stacy with TT backup
For The Longest Time by Billy Joel sung by Ray, Camille, Luke, Shirley, Ty, Joy, Adam, Jeff, Mark, and Victoria
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