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SLASHER TRAILER

From the creator of "Rufus' S6 Glee Fanfic...

(Suddenly, a mysterious shadow begins lurking around and then sneaks up...)

...comes a gruesome new horror black comedy.

(Cathy's sight catches a sign that reads "Welcome to Murder, Massachusetts.")

Cathy: Tell me again why we are moving to a town called Murder.

Set at a preparatory school where your worst nightmares seem like a relief compared to it.

Chief Anthony Herald: Dear God...it can't be....

Police Officer #1: Call out to God as much as you want. It's still here.

(They all face a wall that has writing that appears to be blood, most likely Britney's, that reads "Beware...The End Is Near".)

What seemed to be the end of a terror...

Chief Anthony Herald: But I thought we locked that sick twisted bastard up. Isn't he on Death Row?

(...)

Piper: We're all gonna get attacked faster than the refrigerator of a morbidly obese menopausal woman during an episode of "Grey's Anatomy".

(...)

...turned out only to be the beginning of something so much more.

Cathy: The Murder Murderer?

Casey: You've never heard of The Murder Murderer?

(...)

Piper: I wouldn't be scared of a killer who sounds like he got his name out of a episode of "Scooby Doo".

But something equally as terrifying roams the halls...

Piper: Your hands feel...mannish.

(...)

Rosie: Imagine the most offensive thing you ever heard, multiply it by 10, and imagine it coming out of the mouth of a teenage blonde white bitch. That's Piper Snipes for ya.

(...)

Piper: Welcome to iPrep!

(...)

Casey: In her own twisted homage to everyone's favorite children's book author, Dr. Seuss, she calls them Things 1, 2, and 3. Thing 1 is Amber Miller. Her great-grandfather founded Miller Beer.

(...)

Amber (Thing #1): That's so spiffy.

Piper: What the f*ck does spiffy mean?

Amber (Thing #1): Oh. It means excellent. It's slang...in Australia.

(...)

Rosie: Thing 2 is Bea Lynch. She's soooo dumb. She asked me how to spell her name.

(...)

Mr. Williamson: Who was the 15th president?

Bea (Thing 2): Walt Disney?

(...)

Bea (Thing #2):

Casey: And Thing 3 is Caroline Carpenter. We don't know much about her...

(...)

Beware...

(Cathy jumps up, spooked.)

(...)

The End Is Near

(The girls stop and immediately scream at the top of their lungs at the sight of what they see: Their friend Britney brutally murdered.)

(...)

Cathy: Do you think...I'll like it here?

Eric: I think you're gonna love it.

(...)

Rosie: It's...to die for...

SLASHER

Piper: If you're waiting for me to be nice, don't hold your breath. You're gonna need all the oxygen you can get in order to fit in your clothes.

Be on the lookout....

Theme Song: "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult (http://youtu.be/ClQcUyhoxTg)

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