New Directions, Where Y'all At? is the first episode of Glee's sixth season and the one hundred and ninth episode overall. It will air on March 26, 2015.
It will be written and directed by Touchinos, duh.
After her tragic failure in Los Angeles, Rachel finds herself back to Lima where she finds out that Sue has made all the Glee Club members transfer against their will and have all the arts exterminated from the school. Rachel enlists Kitty to help her convince the superintendent reinstate the Glee Club and when he insists that Rachel should lead it, Rachel and Kitty starts looking for the former members.
Plot[]
Episode 601 -- New Directions, Where Y'all At? -- September 2014
(MORNING: The episode opens to a busy morning at Bushwick Apartment; Santana's ranting inside the bathroom, Kurt's flipping pancakes for breakfast, Blaine's inside his and Kurt's bedroom and Rachel's inside her own bedroom)
SANTANA: Lady Hummel, how many times to I have to tell you that I don't and will never need all your crappy beauty products so stop putting them on my rack, Jesus Christ!
(Kurt laughs as he placed the plate full of pancakes on the middle of the wooden table.)
SANTANA: And who on Earth needs all these lotions, anyway? Are you like drinking this or something?!
KURT: If you don't want it then put it somewhere else, Santana, it's too early for your rage (to Blaine) Blaine, sweetheart, it's time for breakfast!
(Something fell down on the floor which made Blaine groan in annoyance.)
KURT: (raises eyebrow in confusion) Is everything alright there, Blaine?
BLAINE: No! My gel spilled all over the floor and I haven't put any of it on my hair yet! This is insane and unacceptable!
KURT: (smiles) Oh come on, babe, you look cuter without your gelmet on!
BLAINE: No, I don't! Kurt, please, can you run out and get me a new bottle? I will never go out of this room without my hair gelled!
SANTANA: Whiny Blaine on fleek! (chuckles)
KURT: Blaine, come on, we still have to go to school!
(Blaine walks out of their room, pouting childishly. Kurt giggled.)
BLAINE: (groans) See?! You hate it which means I'm not handsome anymore and all I want is to look good for you.
KURT: (chuckles then walks towards Blaine) Honey, you're overreacting (paused then ruffles Blaine's messy hair) you actually look a lot hotter than you usually do. And a lot more adorable and I could just cuddle you all day but we still have stuff to do.
BLAINE: (blushes) You really think so? (smiles)
KURT: (hooks arms on Blaine's shoulders) (whispers) Of course, (kisses Blaine's lips quickly) Come on, let's eat before the food gets cold.
BLAINE: (giggles softly) Okay (whispers) I love you so much.
KURT: I love you too.
SANTANA: Oh no, it's quiet, if I come out of this bathroom, is there going to be two white boys banging the living ding-dong out of each other? (scoffs) Because I will seriously puke my intestines out.
KURT: (ignores her) I'll just wake up Rachel. (Blaine nodded)
(Blaine sits down on his chair. Kurt walks inside Rachel's bedroom where he saw Rachel all curled up on the bed, clutching on her stuff toy. Kurt raises his eyebrow in confusion.)
KURT: (low voice) Rachel? Breakfast's ready, (pause) Are you alright? Are you sick or something?
RACHEL: (mumbles) Can you leave me alone for a while, Kurt? (sniffs) I'm not feeling well.
(Kurt sighs as he walks and sits on the edge of Rachel's bed.)
KURT: (squeezes Rachel's thigh) You never get sick, remember? You even told Rupert Campion that it's impossible for you to be sick because you wear those surgical masks that Chinese people wear. (chuckles)
RACHEL: (ignores him) I don't want to live anymore. (sighs)
KURT: Is this about Funny Girl or That's So Rachel? (rubs Rachel's back gently)
RACHEL: Both. (turns to side so she can look at Kurt) I flopped, Kurt. I messed up and I just, I just don't know what to do with my life anymore.
KURT: You still have NYADA, Rach. Plus, it's alright if you messed up, it's like a way for you to learn a very valuable lesson that you'll use for the rest of your life. Don't put yourself down.
RACHEL: (hesitates) That's what I'm talking about, Kurt. I quit NYADA...again.
KURT: (gasps) You did what?! Rachel, why did you do that?!
(Both of them paused when they heard Blaine screech, terrified.)
BLAINE: Oh my God, Santana! Why do you have to walk out of the bathroom bare naked! I. Am. Scarred!
SANTANA: (scoffs) Get over yourself, ass-lips. Have you seen me complain when you and your lady boy moan so loud in your room? Or that time where I'm hearing nothing but skin slapping skin? (silence) That's what I thought. And don't you dare eat all those pancakes or I'll hit you.
(Kurt looks at Rachel, whose face is showing guilt and regret.)
RACHEL: (frowns) Kurt, I'm sorry.
KURT: (sighs) It's alright, Rachel. I'm not mad or anything but I'm so confused, (looks at Rachel in the eyes) why did you do that? I thought NYADA is your dream school? You've been basically talking about how bad you wanted it for like years.
RACHEL: I just, I screwed everything up, Kurt; Funny Girl and my TV show. I don't want people to mock and tell me how embarrassing I was. Lee Paulblatt and FOX and those critics are enough for me to make me want to kill myself.
KURT: Don't say that, Rachel. Look, I'm not going to say that I'm completely supporting you with this choice but I do hope that this choice is only temporary and that you're going to go back and start all over again.
RACHEL: Yeah, sure.
KURT: (sees Rachel's pink luggage beside her bed) (nervous) Rachel, please tell me you're not going to do what I think you're going to do..
RACHEL: (shakes head) No, I'm not going to move apartments here in New York.
KURT: Then what's with that? (points to the luggage)
RACHEL: I'm going back to Lima.
(MORNING: The next scene starts with Rachel walking the streets of New York City as she emotionally sings Celine Dion's "Taking Chances".)
RACHEL:
Don't know much about your life
Don't know much about your world but
Don't want to be alone tonight
On this planet they call earth
(Rachel walks by New York Academy of Dramatic Arts)
You don't know about my past
And I don't have a future figured out
And maybe this is going too fast
And maybe it's not meant to last
But what do you say to taking chances?
What do you say to jumping off the edge?
Never knowing if there's solid ground below
Or a hand to hold, or hell to pay
What do you say?
What do you say?
(The scene changes to Rachel in Lima, Ohio. Rachel's standing in front of McKinley High, watching as the students walk past her.)
I just want to start again
Maybe you could show me how to try
Maybe you could take me in
Somewhere underneath your skin
What do you say to taking chances?
What do you say to jumping off the edge?
Never knowing if there's solid ground below
Or a hand to hold, or hell to pay
What do you say?
What do you say?
(The scene changes to Rachel walking the halls of McKinley High.)
And I had my heart beaten down
But I always come back for more, yeah
There's nothing like love to pull you up
When you're lying down on the floor there
So talk to me, talk to me
Like lovers do
Yeah walk with me, walk with me
Like lovers do
Like lovers do
(The scene changes to Rachel finishing the song in the auditorium.)
What do you say to taking chances?
What do you say to jumping off the edge?
Never knowing if there's solid ground below
Or a hand to hold, or hell to pay
What do you say?
What do you say?
Don't know much about your life
Don't know much about your world
(The music stops, Rachel sighs as she sits down on the stage, staring at the empty audience, frowning.)
WOMAN: Well, well, well, if it isn't Flopchel Berry.
(Rachel turns around, shocked.)
RACHEL: (emotionless) Sue. How'd you know I'm here?
SUE: Oh, Rachel, I have cameras everywhere. Plus, I heard your screechy and annoying voice lurking in my school. (chuckles sarcastically) Congratulations, BTW. The humiliating public nature of your epic flame out exceeded my expectations in a major way.
RACHEL: (sighs) Look, I'm not here to talk about me. (takes a deep breath in and exhales) I came here to talk about the Glee Club.
SUE: Well, there is no Glee Club. In fact, I exterminated all the arts programs at this school.
RACHEL: (walks a couple of meters towards Sue) You can't deprive these kids an education in music and theater.
SUE: Oh, I can and I did. And it's about you, Rachel. You were the very best the arts has to offer. Which means, (gestures to Rachel who gave her an eyeroll) the arts clearly don't have that much to offer, now do they? (grins evilly) There is no Glee Club at this school, and there will never be a Glee Club at this school as long as I, Sue Sylvester is in charge. Now get the hell out of here before my hounds smell your failure and eat you alive.
(school bell rings)
(MORNING: The next scene starts with Sue walking her hounds to the halls of McKinley High.)
SUE: (voiceover) America, Ohio's winningest cheerleading coach is now Ohio's winningest principal. Test scores are up, body mass indexes are down. How did I do it? Simple; The Sue Sylvester Three-Point Plan. Number one: a complete dietary overhaul. Protein shakes and raw kale. Sue Sylvester is triumphant! Number two: mandatory random weigh-ins and body shaming. I can't let fat students have the gut to join my Cheerios! and drag them to the depths of Loserville. Sue Sylvester is a champion! Number three: (grins as she loosens her grip on the leash of her hounds) occasionally releasing hounds. (students screaming)
(The scene changes to Sue walking inside the Becky Jackson Memorial Computer Lab with a smile from ear to ear, observing what she did to the former choir room.)
SUE: (voiceover continues) My crowning achievement? Getting rid of that Glee Club, making sure that every last one of those sitter-diddled transvestites were forcibly transferred to other schools and converting this place into the beehive of learning it is today. Heck, I even got William completely unemployed, leaving him hopeless and broke to assure myself nothing but a blissful night's sleeps. Look at this place, I am helping to create the next great innovators in this country. You know why America's falling behind? Because every kid thinks they should be a rap mogul or a movie star.
(Sue's voiceover ended, she grabs a student's phone, throws it on the floor and crashed it with her feet. The owner of the phone gasps.)
SUE: Yes, young man whose name I will never care to know, if there's one thing I am most proud of, it's the fact that I have proven, once and for all, young minds do not need the humanities or the arts.
(school bell rings)
(Rachel spots Kitty Wilde walking down the hallway. She runs up to her.)
RACHEL: Your name is Kitty Wilde, you were named after a Bruce Springsteen song, you don't trust newspapers because you think that they lied about Watergate, you once beat up a mascot at a little league softball game for trying to start the wave with everyone, you say that your favorite color is Jesus. Oh, you prefer Triscuits over Wheat Thins, and sometimes you don't wear underwear. But I got that last one from Artie.
(Both of them enters the Astronomy classroom.)
KITTY: Are you trying to pick me up because if you're going to go lezzy with a cheerleader, I think the world's rooting for you and Quinn Fabray.
RACHEL: (sighs) I just want you to know that I've taken some time to get to know you, and that who you are is important to me.
KITTY: (rolls her eyes) Look, Rachel. You have a reputation for being an inherently selfish person. You rarely ask people what they think, and when you do, it's usually in the context of "What do you think about me?". I took a chance and joined Mr. Schuester's Glee Club because I knew that even though it was gonna hurt my rep, that it was being led by a kind man committed to teaching and that there were a bunch of kids in there that would have my back when things got hairy.
(Kitty walks out of the room when the school bell rings once again, and when the room started to be filled with students.)
RACHEL: Kitty, I need you, alright? Your energy, your enthusiasm, (Kitty stops, Rachel sighs) I don't know you very well but I do know that you love performing.
KITTY: (semi-emotional) I did, I did love it.
RACHEL: (smiles a little when Kitty turned around) You can sing, you can dance. And-and, yes, Santana's cruelty definitely scarred me for the rest of my life, but I know that the Glee Club needs a top bitch to keep everyone in line.
KITTY: (voice cracking) I invested everything into Glee Club, (emotional) And what did it get me? They all deserted me. The only reason I'm still here is because Sue needed me for Cheerios! I miss singing and dancing and the feeling of being in the choir room. But I know Sue and I know you. And I don't want to jump back in just to have my heart broken again in a couple weeks when it all goes away.
RACHEL: (steps closer to Kitty) Look, this is real, okay? I'm not going anywhere until my job here is done and the Glee Club is back at McKinley permanently. Kitty, you have my word. You come back, help me, and we'll see this through together.
(The scene ends with Kitty walking away.)
(NOON: The next scene starts with Kitty and Rachel singing Roxette's "It Must Have Been Love". Rachel sings it in the empty auditorium while Kitty first sings it as she walks the hallways of McKinley High.)
KITTY and RACHEL:
It must have been love
But it's over now
Lay a whisper on my pillow
Leave the winter on the ground
I wake up lonely, there's air of silence
In the bedroom and all around
Touch me now, I close my eyes
And dream away
(Kitty stops in front of the Becky Jackson Memorial Computer Lab, singing as moments of her time in the Glee Club flashes back.)
It must have been love but it's over now
It must have been good but I lost it somehow
It must have been love but it's over now
KITTY (RACHEL):
It's where the water flows (It's where the water flows)
It's where the wind blows (Whoa-oh)
(Kitty opens her locker, and frowned when she saw a picture of her, Artie, Marley, Unique, Ryder, Jake, Sam, Blaine, Tina, Joe and Sugar which was taken after they lost Nationals.)
RACHEL with KITTY (KITTY and RACHEL):
Where the wind blows (blows)
It must have been love (It must have been love)
But it's over now (But it's over now)
It must have been good but I lost it somehow
(Kitty slams her locker door and started running towards the auditorium.)
It must have been love (RACHEL: It must have been love)
But it's over now (RACHEL: But it's over now)
(Rachel smiles as Kitty walks on stage with her.)
It's where the water flows
It must have been love (Must have been love)
It must have been love (Must have been love)
Must have been love
RACHEL: So, does this mean..
KITTY: You were right, I miss singing on this stage, I miss prepping for competitions, I miss wearing polyester dresses. I miss everything, and everyone, and I want everything to be back to normal so I wanted to help you bring back the Glee Club.
RACHEL: (claps happily) Oh my God, Kitty. I promise you won't regret this! (hugs Kitty)
KITTY: (smiles) But we have to talk to the Superintendent tomorrow and convince him to reinstate the Glee Club, (Rachel's smile fades) Don't worry, Rachel. I got your back.
(MORNING: The next scene starts with Kitty and Rachel sitting inside the Superintendent Bob Harris' office.)
RACHEL: Look, I know you've been through this with Sue Sylvester but she's absolutely wrong. Depriving a student an education in the arts is so...
(Kitty nudges Rachel gently as a signal of her saying that she needs to calm down.)
SUPERINTENDENT HARRIS: I agree. I think the arts are extremely important, but unfortunately, the principals are in charge - of the school.
KITTY: (confused) Wait, aren't you the one in charge with the principals?
SUPERINTENDENT HARRIS: Even, even if I wanted to go over Sue's head and reinstate the Glee Club, it would be impossible at this point, (Rachel frowns) The budget's already been set this year, (laughs half-heartedly) and there is no money for new programs.
RACHEL: What if I gave the money? I, I still have some leftover from That's So Rachel, it's not a lot but I'd be willing to donate it if it meant bringing back the Glee Club.
KITTY: I'd also donate some of the money I saved last year.
RACHEL: (whispers to Kitty) You don't need to do this.
KITTY: (smiles) I want to.
SUPERINTENDENT HARRIS: Hmm, (chuckles) You know, I have to admit, I wouldn't mind seeing Sue Sylvester taken down a peg. I mean, the grades are up but I'm not sure about the caning. I also have a sneaking suspicion that she's angling for my job.
KITTY: That would not surprise me.
SUPERINTENDENT HARRIS: Alright. We've got a deal! (Rachel and Kitty cheers), but on one condition.
RACHEL: Okay..
SUPERINTENDENT HARRIS: You have to run it.
RACHEL: (shock) E-Excuse me?
SUPERINTENDENT HARRIS: I don't know, Rachel, you seem like the perfect candidate to me.
RACHEL: Superintendent, I-I..
KITTY: Rachel's willing to run the Glee Club, (looks at Rachel), Right?
RACHEL: (sighs) Right.
(NOON: The next scene starts with some guys from the AV club helping Rachel and Kitty move the piano back to where it belongs.)
RACHEL: (cheerful) Thank you so much, gentlemen!
KITTY: (arranges the chairs) Yeah, we know in the past that the Glee Club and the AV Club have had friendly relations.
RACHEL: And we plan to keep that intact!
KITTY: And we promise to learn all of your names, yes.
RACHEL: And that goes to the band, too.
(Fast forward to five minutes later; The AV Club left, Rachel and Kitty are sitting on the chairs, admiring that the choir room is officially back and running.)
KITTY: Rachel, before I forget, remember Unique Adams? (Rachel looks at Kitty and hums) We need her.
RACHEL: Kitty, no. She hates me. And even those other three. They all hate me.
KITTY: We need to recruit them back. I know where to find them. All you need to do is help me convince them.
RACHEL: Didn't you hear what I just said?
KITTY: I did hear you, Rachel. But I thought you want to bring this Glee Club back to the top?
RACHEL: I do.
KITTY: Then we need Unique and Marley's vocals plus Jake and Ryder's dance moves. (Rachel and Kitty stopped when they heard noises at the door, it's Sue.)
SUE: What is this?
RACHEL: (stands up, confident) We're bringing back the Glee Club. I went over your head and got express written consent from the Superintendent and there is nothing you can do to stop us.
SUE: Let me get this straight, the Superintendent gave you the permission to demolish a state-of-the-art computer lab to make a room for a Glee Club?
KITTY: He may have been aware that this was a computer lab.
SUE: And who will be running this Glee Club, you, Rachel? (Rachel and Kitty nodded) Okay, well, I have to, uh, admit I'm surprised at the speed with which one of the cringe-worthy Glee Club have tucked her tail between her dusty legs and snuck back to high school, (points at Rachel) you, Rachel Berry, you crossed a line. I don't appreciate being told off. When we met up in New York, you insulted me in front of my beau. Simply because I flew a thousand miles to be at your opening night so I could walk out in the middle and have sex all over your apartment. And then you do this. (Rachel crosses her arms and shoots Sue a mocking grin) You two have just entered Sue Sylvester's Thunderdome! And I will show you no mercy. Give no quarter, and my battle with Will Schuester will look like two adorable little baby pandas play wrestling in comparison to what I'm going to unleash on both of you. You will beg for death. When will it come? You think you bottomed out with that abomination of a TV show you ran? No, Rachel Berry, your national nightmare has just begun!
KITTY: Get over yourself, Sue. Just admit that you're losing and that the Glee Club, a.k.a the club that you loathe is winning. (Rachel's eyes widened)
SUE: (fuming) How dare you disrespect me like that?! You're off the Cheerios!
KITTY: You're not my coach anymore, Sue Sylvester, Coach Roz is. And don't you even dare pull the "I'm the Principal so I can do anything" card because a few days from now, your ass may or may not be kicked out of this establishment by the one and only Superintendent. (smirks)
SUE: (pretends to be confident) We'll see about that. And once I'm the permanent principal of this school, you will regret every single word you said, Kitty. (angrily walks between Rachel and Kitty)
RACHEL: (whispers to Kitty) I can't believe you just did that.
KITTY: Somebody has to.
(NOON: The next scene starts with Rachel and Kitty walking inside a church where Unique Adams with a group of Transpersons behind her starts singing Hairspray's "I Know Where I've Been")
UNIQUE (TRANSPERSONS CHOIR):
There's a light in the darkness
Though the night is black as my skin
There's a light, burning bright, showing me the way
But I know where I've been
(Rachel and Kitty sits on a bench with the other people who is attending the mass.)
There's a cry (Oooh) in the distance
It's a voice that comes from deep within
There's a cry (Oooh) asking why, I pray the answer's up ahead
'Cause I know where I've been
(Ahh) There's a road we've been travelin'
(Ahh) Lost so many on the way
TRANSPERSONS CHOIR (UNIQUE):
Oh, but the riches, (Oh, but the riches) the riches will be plenty (The riches will be plenty)
Worth the risks (Worth the risks) and the chances (and the chances)
That we take (take)
KITTY: (whispers to Rachel) Now that's some sick vocals, Rachel. (Rachel nods, amazed)
There's a dream, (There's a dream) in the future
UNIQUE (TRANSPERSONS CHOIR):
There's a struggle (Struggle) that we have yet to win (We have yet to win)
Use that pride (Use that pride) in our hearts (In our hearts)
To lift us up to tomorrow
'Cause just to it still would be a sin
TRANSPERSONS CHOIR:
I know it, I know it, I know where I'm going
UNIQUE:
Lord knows I know where I've been
UNIQUE with TRANSPERSONS CHOIR:
Oh, when we win, I'll give thanks to my God
'Cause I know where I've been!
(The whole establishment is filled with applause, including Rachel and Kitty then the scene cuts to Kitty approaching Unique who is just about to leave the church.)
KITTY: Unique, wait up!
UNIQUE: (stops, looks at Kitty, confused) Kitty Cat? Oh my gosh, what are you doing here? (walks to Kitty and gave her a friendly hug)
KITTY: I stopped by to say hi. I missed you, Unique. Everyone actually.
UNIQUE: Same, girl. And I'm sorry if you thought that we abandoned you and that we don't care about you anymore. I'm sure they all feel the same way.
'KITTY': It's fine. I got over it, plus, I have something to ask you, (Unique nods) can you please go back to McKinley with me?
UNIQUE: (confused) Excuse you?
'KITTY': Come back to McKinley, Unique. The Glee Club needs you, and I need all of my best friends back.
UNIQUE: (still confused) The Glee Club? Kitty, are you sleepwalking? Sue Sylvester disbanded the Glee Club and then Mr. Schue brought back the Alumni just to sing and celebrate and forget that there are five more people that exists in that club, remember? We didn't even had the chance to say goodbye to the place where we felt happy.
KITTY: I know, that's why Rachel and I did everything just to convince the Superintendent to reinstate the Glee Club. (begs) Please, Unique, we need you.
UNIQUE: Kitty, I love you, girl but I can't. (Kitty frowns) I don't want to go back to a place where I'm not accepted. I'm in a school where Trans kids are seen as a normal people and that's all I ever wanted since day one. McKinley treated me like I'm some sort of trash that doesn't belong there.
KITTY: (voice cracks, hurt) Oh, I, okay, I'm sorry for bothering you. (walks away from Unique)
(NIGHT: The scene starts with Unique walking into a bar. She looks over to the stage where her best friend, Marley, is about to sing Adele's "Skyfall")
MARLEY:
This is the end
Hold your breath and count to ten
Feel the earth move and then
Hear my heart burst again
For this is the end
I've drowned and dreamt this moment
So overdue I owe them
Swept away, I'm stolen
Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
At skyfall
That skyfall
Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
At skyfall
Let the sky fall
We will stand tall
At skyfall
Oh
(Marley smiles as the crowd cheers for her. She looks around and waved her hand when she laid her eyes on Unique.)
MARLEY: Thank you, everyone! Until next time! (crowd cheers one more time) Good night! (walks off the stage, to the table where Unique is sitting) Hey, Unique, what are you doing here?
UNIQUE: I saw Kitty a while ago.
'MARLEY': (sits beside Unique) Really? What, what did she say to you? Is she pissed?
UNIQUE: No, surprisingly, she's not. In fact, she told me that she already got over it but she asked me, us, to come back to McKinley.
MARLEY: (confused) For what? I mean, the only thing that we love about McKinley is the Glee Club but now Sue disbanded us so..
UNIQUE: Girl, let me finish first, (chuckles) Kitty and Rachel was able to convince the Superintendent to revive the Glee Club. And I don't know, I'm so confused now.
MARLEY: Why? I thought you hated it there?
UNIQUE: I didn't hate the club itself, I just hated the environment that surrounds it, I'm really torn right now, I wanted to go back because of Kitty and all the performing but at the same time, I don't, because I don't think I'm willing to risk my safety again, (pause) What about you, though? Do you want to go back?
MARLEY: Actually, yeah, I do. But I don't want to go back there without you, you're my best friend, Unique (Unique smiles) Have you talked about this with your boyfriend though?
UNIQUE: (shakes her head) Not yet because knowing him, he would say that I should go back to McKinley. I love him but everytime this topic comes up, we always have a little fight.
MARLEY: (smiles) Unique, he's your boyfriend, he wants nothing but the best for you.
UNIQUE: (sighs) Maybe..
(NOON: The scene starts with Rachel sorting out the sheet music in the Choir Room. Kitty walks in seconds later.)
KITTY: Rachel, do you have a sec?
RACHEL: (looks up to Kitty) Yeah, I'm just sorting out these sheet music, why?
KITTY: (smiles) You need to be in the auditorium right now. There are some people who wanted to say something to you.
RACHEL: Who?
(The scene then cuts to Kitty and Rachel in the auditorium. Rachel squeals when Blaine, Kurt and Santana walks on the stage.)
'BLAINE:' Rach, Santana and I heard about the choices that you made, and even though Kurt is still not that a hundred percent supportive of you, Santana and I are.
SANTANA: Wrong. (Blaine and Kurt shoots her a glare) Unlike these two gays, I don't support you at all, Rachel, maybe for now. And for me, this is the stupidest thing you have ever made in your entire life. Well, this and dropping out of NYADA for the millionth time. But, I'm also not saying that I'm going to stop being your friend. I hate you 99% of the time but I do know that you're a strategic and sort of smart woman so I believe that at some point, you're going to get your crap together and be on top again, where you actually belong.
KURT: And we're here to say our temporary good bye. You're going to live here now while the three of us live in New York and we're definitely going to miss you. So here's a little song before we go.
(The music starts playing and Blaine, Kitty, Kurt and Santana starts singing a mash of Alanis Morrisette and Carole King's "You Learn / You've Got a Friend")
SANTANA:
Mmh
I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone, yeah
Mmh
I recommend walking around naked in your living room, yeah
BLAINE (with KURT):
Close your eyes and think of me
And soon I will be there
To (brighten up even your darkest night)
SANTANA:
Woah, yeah, yeah
KURT with BLAINE and SANTANA (KITTY):
You live, you learn
You love, you learn
You cry, you learn
You lose, you learn
(Kitty takes Rachel's hand then walked their way to the stage where they both hugged Blaine, Kurt and Santana)
You lose, you learn (Winter, spring, summer or fall)
You bleed, you learn
You scream, you learn (BLAINE: And I'll be there, yeah)
KITTY:
All you have to do is call (BLAINE:You've got a friend)
Ain't it good to know that you've got a friend
SANTANA with BLAINE:
When people can be so cold
BLAINE:
They'll hurt you, yes, and desert you
BLAINE with KITTY, KURT and SANTANA:
And take your soul if you let them (KITTY, KURT and SANTANA: If you let them)
KITTY:
Oh, but don't you let them
SANTANA:
Woah, yeah, yeah (BLAINE, KURT and KITTY: You just call out my name)
KURT (with BLAINE, KITTY and SANTANA):
(You just call out my name) You live, you learn
You love, you learn
You laugh, you learn (You've got a friend)
You choose, you learn (BLAINE: Oh, yes I will) (You've got a friend)
KITTY:
You've got a friend
(The scene cuts to Rachel walking up to the Bulletin Board and pins the sign-up sheet.)
SANTANA (BLAINE and KURT):
It's good to know (Ain't it good to know)
You've got a friend (You've got a friend)
It's good to know
KITTY:
You've got a friend
(The episode ends with Rachel, Blaine, Kurt, Santana and Kitty doing a group hug on stage.)
Songs[]
| Song Title | Original Artist | Performer(s) |
|---|---|---|
| Taking Chances | Celine Dion | Rachel Berry |
| It Must Have Been Love | Roxette | Rachel Berry and Kitty Wilde |
| I Know Where I've Been | Cast of Hairspray | Unique Adams |
| Skyfall | Adele | Marley Rose |
| You Learn/You've Got a Friend | Alanis Morrisette/Carole King | Blaine Anderson, Kitty Wilde, Kurt Hummel and Santana Lopez |
Trivia[]
- This episode marks Alex Newell, Becca Tobin and Melissa Benoist's first appearances since the show's move to New York after New Directions.
Videos[]
Taking Chances Glee HD FULL STUDIO-0
Roxette - It Must Have Been Love
GLEE Full Performance of "I Know Where I've Been" from "Transitioning"
Adele - Skyfall (Lyric Video)
Alanis Morissette You Learn official Video
Carole King - You've got a friend - Lyrics